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Author's note: My chapters are not the same set up as the original story, so please don't be confused. I am adding a lot more detail and stuff, so it takes me longer to write, and since I don't want to keep my faithful readers waiting too long, I split up the chapters. But don't worry, the chapters will all be a decent length.

I would also like to thank my faithful editor Sarah, who has greatly improved the quality of this story. (She also provided a lot of the humor, so my thanks to you Sarah!)


Chapter 6: I hate shrinking potions...

After everyone was up and dressed, (and in Sora's case, clean), we exited Traverse Town through the door we had come in, and we were back on the platform where a set of multi-colored stained glass-looking stairs had just appeared, leading upwards. We all trooped up the stairs, to arrive on another platform just like the one below us, only with a picture of Wonderland on it, instead of Traverse Town. I involuntarily started twitching. Normally I am a very happy person, but I have issues with this world. Very severe issues.

"Finally. Someplace I know." said Sarah on my right. Like I said before, Sarah doesn't play Kingdom Hearts, so she doesn't know about the KH original worlds like Traverse Town.

"Okay, so in here we're gonna have to find the keyhole and most likely beat a boss." Jenny stated as we all stepped through, though I did so grudgingly. And this time, we didn't have to fall down a rabbit hole, since we walked out onto solid ground. More proof of some bad ju-ju-magumbo going down. There was a lot of stuff like that in Wonderland.

"And don't ask me how I know that, cause I don't even know. And something odd is gonna happen, and it involves…another member being added to our team. Still don't ask me how I know that." Jenny continued, heading off the questions that were bound to come. Just then, the White Rabbit scurried by, muttering, "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!"

"Ooookkkkaaaaayyyyy…" said Riku slowly, following the rabbit's path with his eyes. "That's a little weird."

"Trust me." I said darkly. "It gets worse." I could feel my right eye still twitching, almost as if proving my point.

"Much worse." Jenny chided in. I glared at her, but she just gave me a cheeky grin.

"Um, how 'bout we follow the funny little rabbit wearing clothes." Veena suggested.

"Now that idea was actually a good one." Sora declared, starting to walk down the hallway. The rest of us followed, until we came upon a door at the end of the hall. Sora opened it to reveal another, slightly smaller door behind it. Sora made a face and pulled the second door open, and then the third, finally revealing the opening. I sighed as we stepped through into the Bizarre Room. This is probably my least favorite room in all of Wonderland. While everyone else was examining the various objects in the room, I walked directly to the table and examined the two bottles on the table. Both had tags which read drink me, but I picked up the one which looked like the shrinking potion. I took swig of it, and gagged, because it tasted absolutely horrible. Like cherry-flavored medicine. I hate cherry-flavored medicine.

"What'd you do?" Heather asked, coming over to me. I just glared and shoved the bottle to her. Heather, being very smart, drank from the bottle without me having to tell her to, and she too gagged as she swallowed.

"Oh wow, that tastes awful! Like…like…like that expired yogurt I accidentally ate that time!" Heather exclaimed.

"Well, what did you expect?" I asked. Heather was about to reply, when Veena bounced over, and grabbed the bottle from Heather, and drank deeply from it. When she finished she said,

"That wasn't so bad. Tasted like the school's milk." Heather and I stared…for lack of any better response.

"Ahh! The stares! They burn!" Veena cried dramatically…again. Heather rolled her eyes, and I just shook my head. I was about to say something, but stopped, because I had a weird tingling sensation all over my body. Heather and Veena both made a face, so I assumed they felt it too. Next think that happened, was that everything seemed to grow bigger around me, except the two girls besides me. Or, more accurately, we were all shrinking.

"Hey look! It finally worked!" I exclaimed.

"What worked?" Veena asked with a confused expression. I gaped at her, momentarily unable to form words.

"The shrinking potion, you goof." Heather accompanied this with a light whack upside the head.

"Ow! What was that for?! And what shrinking potion?!" Veena replied, rubbing her head. Now it was Heather's turn to be speechless.

"The one you just drank. Remember?" I explained.

"Oh. OH! That one! Ok, now I remember." Veena chirruped. "I think I forgot because the evil little pink eraser bunnies were doing the conga in my head." She explained, waving her hands around a bit.

"No comment." Heather and I replied at the same time.

"So…what do we do now?" Veena questioned.

Heathers eyes widened, looking at something on our right. "I think we should run." I looked over and my eyes widened as well, for Riku was walking right towards where we were standing, and, since we were only about six inches tall, he would step on us, and we would be the first ever human pancakes. Heather, Veena, and I turned tail and ran to sanctuary under the table. We stood there panting while we listened to what the others were saying.

"Hey this is cool! Veena, you gotta see this! …Veena?" Jenny asked somewhere in the general vicinity of the right side of the room. I couldn't see her face from under the table, but I could tell she was looking around. "Hey, where's Veena?"

"Speaking of which, where are Heather and Jill?" Sora asked.

"I dunno. They were here a minute ago." That time it was Sarah.

"Wow, they didn't even notice when we shrank. They sure are all oblivious." Heather muttered, not listening to the rest of the conversation going on above us. Veena and I snickered, but of course, no one heard but us.

"So…how do we get their attention?" Veena asked.

"Hmmm…" We all pondered for a minute.

"Hey, Heather, do you have ice arrows?" Veena blurted out.

"Yes…" Heather said, a grin spreading on her face.

"Excellent…" I said, rubbing my hands together. This was sure to improve my mood. "Now all we gotta do is climb back onto the table so you can get a good shot."

"Okay!" The three of us headed over to the conveniently placed chair, and clambered up, and then onto the table.

"OK, who should I aim for?" Heather asked as she pulled out an ice arrow, and fitted it to her bow.

"How 'bout Jenny?" Veena suggested.

"Nah, aim for Riku! He's the one who almost turned us into pancakes!" I exclaimed with an evil chuckle.

"Will do." Heather nodded and took aim. She loosed, and the arrow landed right on target.

"OW! What was that?" Riku asked, rubbing his arm. He looked around the room, not seeing us on the table. Heather, Veena and I slapped our foreheads and sighed. We were small, not invisible.

"What was what?" Jenny asked, walking up behind Riku.

"It felt like something stung my arm…is there anything in Wonderland that would do that?" Riku asked a bit nervously, still rubbing his arm.

"Not that I know of…" Jenny replied thoughtfully.

"OI! LOOK OVER HERE, NOODLE HEADS!" I attempted to get their attention, but…I failed.

"What was that? I thought I heard something!" Sarah looked around the room inquisitively. She signed, "Darn, looks like I'm audio-hallucinating again!"

Sora gave her a look. "What the heck is audio-hallucinating?! That doesn't make sense!"

"Yeah it does!" Sarah retorted. She then proceeded into a lengthy explanation about audio-hallucinations, and hearing voices. (She's not crazy. She just has an overactive imagination.)

We all sighed, and I motioned to Heather to get another ice arrow. This time the arrow's mark was Jenny's arm, and she yelped, looking around the room.

"OVER HERE! LOOK OVER HERE!" The three of us waved our hands around wildly, and Veena even jumped up and down. Jenny noticed us, and ran over, Riku trailing behind.

"Hey guys! Why are you small?" Jenny asked cheerfully.

"Why do you think?!" Heather snapped.

"The shrinking potion?"

"No, we spontaneously shrank for no reason, OF COURSE the shrinking potion!" I exclaimed.

"Just call the others over so we can all become little people." Veena said, before Jenny had a chance to respond. Jenny stuck out her tongue, and then called over to Sarah and Sora, trying to interrupt their heated debate on whether or not the word "audio-hallucination" makes sense. She had no such luck.

"Typical. She thinks she audio-hallucinated my voice, and is therefore ignoring me. Well, not for long." Jenny then marched over to the two debaters, and whacked them both upside the head. Hard.

"OW! What the heck was that!?" Sora yelled, rubbing his sore head.

"Yeah, why'd you hit so hard?!" Sarah continued, rubbing her head.

"Hi. Glad to see that I have your attention. We have a situation over at the table, and your presence is required." Jen then turned and walked back to the table to rejoin Riku (and the three little people on the table). Sarah and Sora glanced at each other, shrugged, and trailed after Jenny.

"Hey guys, what's going on? Why is our presence required over…here…?" Sarah trailed off as she noticed us midgets on the table. "Oh…um, what happened?"

"Well, for one thing, we now have three midgets on our team!" Jenny cracked. The normal-sized of them snickered. Jenny looked slightly down at Sarah. "Okay, make that four." Sarah abruptly stopped laughing.

"HEY! At least all the guys are taller than me!" Jenny glared, and then ignored the comment for the sake of everyone's health.

"You do realize it's really not all that funny, especially considering the fact you four have to become midgets too, that is, if you want to continue following the White Rabbit." Heather explained, her arms folded across her chest. The four of them stared. Now it was mine and Veena's turn to snicker.

"Of course, we could always leave you guys behind, and continue the trail without you guys." Heather said with a shrug and a straight face. Veena and I laughed so hard at the looks on their faces after Heather said that, that we were leaning on each other for support. Once we calmed down enough to speak in coherent sentences, we explained what had happened, and what the rest of them had to do. Sarah looked at the bottle in disgust since everyone else had already drunk from it, but took a swig anyway. Soon the remaining normal sized people were the same size as Heather, Veena, and I. Jen wasn't particularly happy about that, but everyone just ignored her pouts and scowls, even Riku.

We trooped in single file towards the hole in the wall that we had to pass through to move on, since the magical doorknob had conveniently fallen dead asleep. We disappeared one by one into the darkness that lead to the next crazy occurrence that would undoubtedly happen in the wacky world known as Wonderland.


End of chapter 6. PLEASE review, I get bored when no one reads/reviews my stories. Oh, and I will be rewriting at least chapters 1 and 2, possibly more, so expect a bit longer wait than before for chapter 7 (which will finally detail the end of Sunlit goddess of The C.O.C.A. 's chapter 5)