A/N: This is dedicated to my two of my siblings who are eleven and twelve and will argue over the last tomato in the fridge. Enjoy everyone! Read and Review!
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Role Play and Reprimands…
The murmurs were definitely getting to Kagome, Inuyasha noticed with a snide grin. She was shifting and her smiles were sporadic and nervous.
"Demon," a woman whispered to her companion fearfully. "What is it doing here?"
Inuyasha arrogantly raised his head. They should be afraid, he thought smugly. If it wasn't for the human wench here, I'd be wreaking havoc all over this two bit town!
"Stay away! A human looking demon like that is the most dangerous kind!" a mother admonished her children as she herded them to safety.
"See that?" Inuyasha said arrogantly. "Everyone is scared of me! You should learn from them."
Kagome didn't bother turning around but her dismissive sniff was audible even to a non-hanyou. "I hate to tell you this but this is Feudal Japan and I'm not from here. Just because these poor women are so easily frightened doesn't mean that I am. Where's a sleeping hostel? I need a bath."
Inuyasha growled, affronted. "To hell with your bath. These women have more common sense then you. I am very dangerous," he stressed seriously.
Kagome merely sniffed again and kept walking. "Whatever."
A man yanked his wife into a hut, loudly whispering to get out of the demon's way. "It might lose its temper and then who knows what it'll do?" he asked frightfully.
"See?" Inuyasha pointed the pair out to Kagome with a clawed finger. "He's scared of me too!"
"Then he's also an idiot."
"Honestly, that demon is so shameless," one villager mumbled to another from behind an open doorway. "Such a short kimono!"
Kagome and Inuyasha stopped dead. Looking at each other, a terrible understanding grew.
Inuyasha turned around and glared at the entire village. Reaching out, he grabbed a nearby man. "Who are you talking about? Who are you frightened of?" he demanded, ignoring the man's struggles.
"Her!" the desperate villager cried out. "Her!"
"What?" both teenagers yelled.
"I'm the half-demon!" Inuyasha shouted angrily.
"I'm a normal human!" Kagome yelled.
"Brazen hussy…." muttered a scandalized farmer as he scurried away.
"I am not!" Kagome protested. "All I want is a place to sleep!"
Inuyasha glared at Kagome in fury. "See? This is why you should wear normal clothing!"
Kagome turned up her nose with a sniff. "It's not my problem that sweet little me is scarier then growling, angry and maladjusted you!"
Inuyasha threw the petrified man away. "I'm a lot scarier then you, little girl!" Proving his point, the half demon flashed his sharp claws at the terrified man at his feet. The man appropriately groveled in fear.
"Would you stop doing that?" Kagome demanded in exasperation. Walking over to the man, she held out her hand with a smile. "I'm sorry, Inuyasha hasn't been fully house-trained."
Inuyasha glared silently, knowing he had been insulted but not understanding how.
"Do not kill me, o fearsome youkai mistress!" wailed the farmer, prostrating himself on the ground before a horrified Kagome's feet. "Do not set your minion on me!"
"Fearsome…youkai…mistress?" Kagome repeated slowly.
"Minion!" shouted Inuyasha, enraged at the idea that little Kagome had enslaved him. "I serve no one, you piece of shit!" He raised a fist above his head, intent on smashing the farmer's skull open.
"Sit!" snapped the small schoolgirl. With an audible crushing sound, Inuyasha was flung to the ground, much to the shock of the villagers. Kagome debated mentally explaining the spell, the virtues of honesty fighting with her need for a comfortable nights rest. Comfortable futon and a hot bath or the truth…? Oh, who am I trying to fool? "As you can see," Kagome proclaimed loudly, "I have the…fearsome demon under control! Now show me the way to your hostel and hot springs!"
With a jarring suddenness, the village inhabitants seemed to disappear, closing the doors to their huts or running away screaming.
"What is going on?" Kagome mumbled in annoyance. "I just want a place to sleep!" she called after the fleeing villagers.
"Forget it wench," sighed Inuyasha as he picked himself up. "If there's one thing more terrifying to these jackasses then demons, it's those humans who control demons."
"So they're scared of me?" Kagome asked aghast, her gentle nature rebelling against having frightened innocent people.
"Yep," he said, striding off.
"But what about a place to sleep?" Kagome called out desperately.
"Ever hear of the woods bitch?"
"Not again!" she complained bitterly as she followed him back into the woods. "I hate this!"
"Shouldn't have shattered the fuckin' jewel then, huh?" Inuyasha snidely retorted. "And if we're talking about 'hating', I hate the fact that people think I'm your trained pet demon."
Kagome smiled with a chuckle. "That was sort of funny."
"No," Inuyasha growled, "It was fucking not sort of funny."
"I kind of enjoyed it."
"I kind of don't care."
"Why don't you kind of not be such a jerk?" Kagome replied angrily.
"Why don't you kind of not be so fuckin' sensitive?" Inuyasha snapped.
"Stop cursing so much!"
"Stop being such a baby!"
"You're making me lose my temper!" Kagome shouted, glaring at her traveling companion.
"You've been keeping your temper?" Inuyasha asked skeptically. "What the hell was with all those 'sit' commands then, wench?"
"Oh, you mean these?" Kagome retorted. "SIT."
Thump!
"You….fucking….bitch!" Iuyasha growled from his place about half a foot into the ground.
"I hate having to travel with you!" Kagome said, stomping her foot. "You're mean and spiteful and…horrible and…such a …such a….jerk!"
Inuyasha thumped his face voluntarily back into the dirt. "Could you please stop making such lame insults? It's really pathetic."
Her hands in fists, Kagome stepped on his back hard as she walked away. "Catch up when you can!" she shouted.
"I don't have to catch up to you!"
"I'm ahead!" Kagome snarled as she swung around. "That means you have to catch up to me!"
Inuyasha surged to his feet. "Says who?"
"I say so!"
"Doesn't count!"
"I say it does!"
"I say that what you say counts doesn't count!" Inuyasha shouted.
Kagome was opened her mouth, closed it slowly and sighed. "Well, I…hold on, what?"
Inuyasha scratched his head. "I…have no idea."
"Huh."
"Huh."
Kagome threw her hands into the air. "Let's just go find a place to sleep."
"Keh."
"Oh!" she said in excitement. "Find someplace with a hot spring! I really want to take a bath!"
"You don't say," Inuyasha drawled sarcastically. "Really?"
"Oh shut up."
"Don't you mean 'oh shut up jerk'?" he said with a mean smile.
"No, I meant 'oh shut up and SIT!"
Thump!
"…I hate you."
"Whatever, puppy boy."
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A/N: Hehehe…Well, this series can't be all sweetness and roses! Haha! I just really had fun writing this. Hope you has fun reading it! Review kindly!