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Random angry fan with gun: "How dare you make us wait that long for a frickin' update!!!!! You said you would update as soon as school was out, and here you are, almost a week later than you said you would!!!! shoots again

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I'm sorry, I really am! I'm incredibly lazy, and I had a huge writers block. I thought I knew what I was going to write, but I just couldn't! I know what happens in my head, but I don't know how to write it always, or it comes out stupid. TT TT I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to update quicker from now on (at least I'll try to…..)

On with the story!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (Believe me, you would know if I owned it. Can you say YAOI?)

Kakashi stood atop the Hokage monument, impassive eyes surveying the bustling village below. He sighed inwardly. It had been a long time since he had last seen Naruto. He remembered it perfectly, because it was the final straw, the one that broke team 7 apart irreparably.

Flashback:

Fluid movements, purposeful turns and twists, flawlessly executed strikes, woven together to form a unique, beautiful ballet.

Sasuke dove to the left, effectively blocking his opponents' kunai. He spun gracefully into a backspinning kick, knocking his opponents' second kunai into a tree, and landing effortlessly on a tree limb, whilst his opponent was knocked to the ground with the force of the blow. Sasuke readied himself for a sneak attack, but it never came. Looking down, he saw that his opponent wouldn't be getting up for a while. They had been going at it for a long time; he must have finally passed out from overexertion. Sasuke smirked. The dobe never was able to win against him.

"Naruto. Get up." Naruto grumbled incoherently, turning over on his side to glare haughtily at Sasuke.

"Shut up, teme. You wouldn't know talent if it bit you on the -"

"Naruto!" Sakura strode over, grabbing Naruto by the ear. Don't speak to Sasuke- kun that way! It's not his fault you lost!

"Well, technically….."

"You know what I mean, Naruto-baka! Shut it!"

Kakashi watched the scene unfold from atop a tree. He would have read his book, but the argument between his students was just too amusing to pass up. He sighed inaudibly. The day they stop arguing will be the day I take my mask off. Kakashi jumped down from his perch, landing gracefully beside his students.

"Yo. What do you guys think about taking a little break?" Naruto's eyes lit up.

"D'ya think we could go out for ramen then? C'mon, pleeeeeeease? I'm really hungry! We could go there and I could have sixteen bowls of miso and pork ramen and Sasuke- teme could have a bowl of plain ramen 'cuz he's boring like that and the beautiful Sakura- chan could have the, um…. um…..-"

Sasuke sweatdropped, and looked at Kakashi and Sakura. How he managed to speak that much without suffocating was beyond him.

"- oh! Now I remember! She could have the special sakura blossom combo because she's so beautiful and you could have the - well, actually I don't know what you would want because you never eat with us because of that mask - and hey, do you ever take the mask off to, like, eat or anything, or do you just cut a hole in it or something, because -"

Sakura reached over and hit Naruto on the head.

"Owwwww!"

"Naruto! Shut the hell up! How do you even know we're going for ramen in the first place?"

Naruto whimpered and clutched the rather large bump on his head. "Sakura - chaaaaaan! Why do you always have to be so mean!!??"

Kakashi sighed. "Alright, Naruto. We'll go out for ramen, but none of us are going to pay for your unsightly (and very unhealthy) amounts of ramen this time, okay?"

"Okay, kaka-sensei!" Naruto turned around and happily skipped off to Ichiraku's, all the while humming a random tune about ramen.

Kakashi watched him run off, and shook his head. He knew he would get stuck with the ramen bill one way or another, but it never hurt to try, right?

"Oh, well…."

End of Chapter Two

A.N Hello everybody!!!!! (again) I know I've been really lazy, and I know I deserve whatever flames you guys give me. I really and truly am sorry! I know that the flashback isn't over, and it doesn't seem angsty, but it will be! XD poor naru-chan. He has no idea what's gonna happen to him. I already have this one (kinda) planned out in my head, so expect an update soon!!!! (like in less than a week)

I can't promise how long it will be, though!

Special thanks to Panda-Pigeon, for getting my off my lazy ass, and making me write! Huggles

See ya soon!!!!!!

I swear, It looks sooooo much longer on microsoft word.