Disclaimer: "I love love I love being in love I don't care what it does to me"

(An: -is a slacker- So much else I can be working on… but I don't like it when there's nothing of my favorite pairing.)

#01 - Comfort:

"Why should anyone know joy when I cannot?" he growls, and none of his crew dares point out that it's partially his own fault.

#02 - Kiss:

Her lips brush his, and he wonders where all of his reasoning has went; he was certain he had been telling her exactly why she can't be trusted, but now he can't seem to remember.

#03 - Soft:

His skin is callused and tastes of salt; hers is as soft as a newborn's.

#04 - Pain:

The pain is unbearable; at first all he can do is scream his rage and loss at the gathering thunderheads above.

#05 - Potatoes:

"If y'aren't a pirate, den what are ya diggin' for?"

#06 - Rain:

He wonders if the constant storms after their missed meetings are her tears, and then he shakes himself; such a creature can feel no regret.

#07 - Chocolate:

He refuses to ship the beans when he sees the drink they create; dark and velvety and bittersweet, it reminds him all too much of her.

#08 - Happiness:

His happiness was like a bubble- beautiful, but brief and fragile.

#09 - Telephone:

He pressed the seashell to his ear; instead of the waves, he heard her singing.

#10 - Ears:

Davy fingered his earring with a newfound respect for pirates; that had hurt.

#11 - Name:

"I be Tia Dalma," the woman purred; for some reason, Davy knew she was lying.

#12 - Sensual:

He moans, and she pauses, unsure if she's hurt him or pleased him- at least until he pulls her closer.

#13 - Death:

"Don' make me t'ink 'bout it," she whispered; "Dat be de one t'ing I could not bear."

#14 - Sex:

He is handsome and can be charming when he pleases; she is quite startled to learn he is a virgin.

#15 - Touch:

When Jack brushes his hand against her breast, she panics, for she cannot remember how Davy's skin felt in comparison to his.

#16 - Weakness:

"Why d'ya see love as a fault?" she asks, cocking her head; "It be so powerful."

#17 - Tears:

He looked at the teardrop with horror, not because it saddened him but because he had missed having enough emotion to cry.

#18 - Speed:

Although he had refused her as a lover time after time, he still found himself with a favorable sea and the wind at his back.

#19 - Wind:

"Speak inta it, dear, and I'll always hear ya," and the only time he ever does is to yell, "Why weren't you there?"

#20 - Freedom:

She trickles out of his fingers time and again, always eluding his attempts to make her stay for any longer than she wants- it's odd; before he met her, he thought freedom was a beautiful thing.

#21 - Life:

An eternity doesn't seem like a long time when the one you love is faithful.

#22 - Jealousy:

The Haitian rests a hand on Calypso- no, she's calling herself Tia Dalma now- hip, and Davy has to look away; if he truly doesn't love her, then why does he want to shoot the slave?

#23 - Hands:

She traces the lines on his palm time and again, but she refuses to tell him what she reads there.

#24 - Taste:

She always tastes like salt and brine, but mostly, she tastes like home.

#25 - Devotion:

When she asks him to do the duty that should have been hers, he does not hesitate as with the many times she offered him her body; the absolute trust she sees in his eyes frightens her even as it warms her heart.

#26 - Forever:

"An eternity's a long time, Bootstrap," and the man shrugs- not if it's spent knowing the one you love is out there and safe; it is angering that Bootstrap needs say nothing more for Davy to understand him on that account.

#27 - Blood:

When she is cut, seawater pours from the wound.

#28 - Sickness:

He first met her in the throes of a fever, and it is odd how, so many years later, that fever has still not passed.

#29 - Melody:

"I wrote it for you," he says, almost shyly, and he is rewarded by the childlike joy in her eyes when he plays it for her.

#30 - Star:

"Keep de nort' star at ya back, and I shall find ya."

#31 - Home:

He looked away when she asked and finally said, "I haven't been there in a very long time."

#32 - Confusion:

Whenever she came near, his hands remained locked at his sides (instead of burying themselves in her hair), and he stayed a good distance from her (instead of stepping closer and kissing her senseless), but his traitorous heart started pounding.

#33 - Fear:

"Why will you not answer me?" he demanded, his brogue thick with emotion, and she looked away, stroking the locket at her throat: "Have ya never been afraid, Davy Jones?"

#34 - Lightning/Thunder:

While Davy huddled under a tree and called her all sorts of names, she danced in the storm, laughing with her head thrown back.

#35 - Bonds:

"I trust ya as I trust no one else," and she presses her body against his, whispering in his ear.

#36 - Market:

She prides herself on driving a hard bargain, but he refuses to bend to her demands, instead making ones of his own.

#37 - Technology:

"De old ways always de best," she says, closing his hands over the crab shells.

#38 - Gift:

He looked from his resurrected ship to her, and, as though sensing his thoughts (I can't possibly repay her for this), she smiled, taking his arm: "It be a gift, m'love."

#39 - Smile:

Only when she is asleep does he allow himself to stare at her and smile like a lovesick teenager.

#40 - Innocence:

He is red-haired; the blush that spreads across his face when he touches her shoulder to wake her and discovers she sleeps naked is absolutely delicious.

#41 - Completion:

He screamed when he finished, but it wasn't until afterward, when she curled next to him, that he realized he had never felt such complete, unsullied happiness.

#42 - Clouds:

"De lives of men," she says, her voice trembling as much as her hand in his, "be but clouds dat pass 'cross de sky above me- do not ask me to endure your death, Davy Jones."

#43 - Sky:

Before, he always had a clear sky above him; after, he was lucky if he went a day without rain, but that suited him just fine.

#44 - Heaven:

"Let me show you de pat' ta heaven's door," she murmured, brushing her thumb against his hipbone, and he shivered, a grin spreading across his face even as he shoved her away.

#45 - Hell:

"I could imagine no harsher punishment than being separated from you," he whispered, his eyes holding hers with terrible solemnity; usually, he had to touch her to make her shiver like that.

#46 - Sun:

She smiles at the sleeping man, his skin flushed with sunburn and fever: "I have such plans for ya, Davy Jones."

#47 - Moon:

The moon pulled her close and pushed her away; whenever she looked at it, she thought of him.

#48 - Waves:

Pleasure, anger pain: he wondered if she did anything by halves- but, he supposed, the sea doesn't stand still, so why would she give him a break?

#49 - Hair:

He allows her to braid the beads in his beard ("I wish to protect ya, Davy Jones- be dat a crime?"), but he draws the line at dreadlocks- "Unlike you, dear, I like hygeine."

#50 - Supernova:

When she kissed him, he felt none of the silly things his friends had told him about ("a shock, like"); instead, he felt an overpowering sense of rightness that she called destiny and he could not ignore.

(…so… yeah… If you know of any good Calypso/Davys, tell me- if there's enough I might start a c2.)