Disclaimer: I still don't own anything... I wish I did. I really wish I did... maybe then I could get away with just working one job. As is, I work two and write in my sleep.
A/N#2:S is for Sirius, R is for Remus, P is for Peter and E is for Emily. Once again L is Lily and J is James.
A/N#3: I know this is quite a bit shorter than last time but as mentioned in my disclaimer, I have two jobs and can only find time to write when I should be sleeping. (God bless coffee)
J- Lily Flower...
L- Raises eyebrow
J- Maybe next time.
S- Lily, Babe, Sweetheart, Goddess Divine
L- What do you want Sirius?
S- You and I both have a problem and his name is James. You see, James won't stop talking about you and it's getting rather difficult to plan any good pranks. That's my problem...
L- And my problem is that you and Potter don't understand the meaning of no. So why don't you get a dictionary, look it up, then tell Potter to stop sending you on impossible tasks.
P- Lily, James...
L- Do you have a death wish Pettigrew?
P- I'll tell him the answer is no.
J- comes up behind Lily and puts his arm around her shoulder
L- I take it you don't want your arm anymore?
J- I don't have any plans for Hogsmeade this weekend.
L- Really? Thats great! Could you be outside of Honeydukes at 11?
J- I'll meet you there!
L- Oh I won't be there. But Emily's younger brother will be. He's in third year and his friend is sick. He doesn't want to go to Hogsmeade by himself. For some strange reason he actually likes you. So this would really make his weekend.
R- James wants to know if you'll go out with him.
L- What do you think Remus?
R- I think that the answer is no.
L- I think you're right.
R- You know he's not going to stop asking anytime soon don't you?
L- Unfortunately
J- Singing very off-key She is so beautiful to me. She is so beautiful to me. Lily's everything I hoped for. Yes, she's everything I need...
L- Silencio
(In the Library where Lily is studying)
J- Lily...
L- No.
J- But...
L- No.
J- Come on.
L- No.
J- I'll keep on asking until you say yes.
L- I'll keep on refusing until you get a clue.
J- Go out with me, Evans.
L- No.
J- Why not?
L- You mean the most intelligent person in the universe doesn't know something? I'm surprised. I'm astounded. I don't actually care.
J- I'm serious. I want to know.
L- Ask Remus. He's probably figured it out.
J- Evans?
L- Yes, Potter?
J- You mean you'll go out with me?!
L- No.
J- Oh. :(
(Poor James. Unfortunately I don't plan on ending his misery anytime soon. I'm having too much fun with this.)
J- Evans, do you want to play a game with me?
L- What kind of game?
J- I ask you questions and you have to answer with the first thing that comes to mind.
L- Alright. That sounds like fun actually.
J- Great! First question. What's your favourite colour?
L- Blue.
J- Whose your best friend?
L- Emily.
J- What's your favourite subject?
L- Charms
J- What's your favourite food?
L- Tuna.
J- Is chocolate a food group?
L- Yes.
J- Is your name Lily?
L- Yes.
J- Will you go out with me?
L- No.
J- Damn.
J- You know Emily, if I were to date Lily, you could hang out with me every day.
E- Is that suppose to be a good thing?
J- Did Lily tell you to say that?
E- If she did would that change your mind about her?
J- No, I'd still want her.
E- Then, no she didn't. And no I will not put in a good word for you.
A/N#4: Now this little chicky is heading to bed. So good-night. Enjoy. If I find more time and have more inspiration, I'll write more. If not, well this stands by itself pretty well so I'm not too worried about it. Buh Bye everyone! And thank you to everyone who review, they were muchly appreciated. E-Hugs for everyone!