A/N: Okay, so I just wanted to hear your guys' opinion on this. There's a story that is almost exactly like mine on here, I'm not going to name it cuz I'm not mean like that, but it's the same plot. So, should I be ticked or flattered because this someone thought it was good enough to rip off? So review the story and tell me what you think!!!
Oh good lord. I thought that the first time I saw naked wouldn't be the same time the rest of Forks saw him naked. There goes a future romantic moment. But the way things are going, I would never see him naked anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter. So now we are following him down the road in my truck.
"Hey Alice, shouldn't we get him in the car? Can't you get arrested for that sort of stuff?" I tried to keep my eyes on Edward, but seriously, you can only look at his butt so many times. I swear that this blush is going to be permanent.
"Yes, it's called indecent exposure, and since he's drunk, it could also be charged as intoxicated in public. The two combined could get Edward in quite a bit of trouble."
I bit my lip, how long would it take for someone to call the police? I'm sure when it did happen; it wouldn't be a girl, because we had a flipping mob following behind us. They were all screaming things like, "I'll be your babies momma!" and "Is it wrong to like a teenager when you're thirty-seven?" It was all an experience I would rather not repeat. So I pulled the truck over and hopped out. Edward was making faces in the window of a restaurant. Looks like the customers were getting a little more than they paid for. I'm sure most of them would become regulars. (A/N: I know I would. Hee hee!)
I walked up beside Edward, and he turned to face me.
"Bella, does this make me look fat?" He gestured at his naked body.
"Edward, you don't have anything on, and you're not fat."
"BELLA! I meant my socks! Should I get a new pair?"
I looked down at his socks, they were polka dotted.
"Where did you get polka dotted socks?" Just then a white and black blob flew at him knocking him on the sidewalk, then it was gone. And so were Edward's socks. I looked back to my truck and saw Alice sitting in the same spot where I left her, but now she was smugly putting on a pair of polka dotted socks. She looked up and waved.
Edward grabbed my hand. "Bella, will you take me to Wal-Mart to get some socks?" He was talking fairly sober, but I remembered, he was naked.
"Only if you put your clothes back on." He leaned towards me and even though his breath was slightly clouded by the alcohol, it still made me dizzy.
He whispered in my ear. "Okay, Little Edward was getting cold anyway." Then his eyes grew wide and he giggled. He put my hand to his mouth, like he was going to kiss it, but licked it. What was with this boy and slober today? Jeez! I wiped my hand on my pants. Edward hopped in my truck and Alice handed him his clothes. And we were off… to Wal-Mart. Oh god! What had I gotten myself into?