Back! Really, some of you cough cough have some good predictions! Again, if you want YOUR fic to be in mine, just send me a message! And now for the update! Sorry it's so short :(

WHERE WE LEFT OFF

"L-Lee? Lee? LEEEEEE!" He jumped up and opened the window. "Lee! It's all my fault! What have I done?" He jumped out of the window. Tsunade from behind shook her head and went to the sill. Gai was running down the streets. Then, he stopped, looked puzzled, them disappeared in a cloud of smoke. She shut the window.

Chapter 2: Reinforcements

"Kakashi and Sasuke?" Tsunade muttered to herself. "Everyone knows you're not supposed to play favorites."

Naruto sighed and exited Lee's hosital room. Good thing he had been there to get him some help. He sympathized with Lee, not because of the pain Sakura dealt him (which he probably deserved), but because he would never be able to have children. Nope. No one to carry on his legacy. As a result of the ordeal of the day, Naruto walked out of the hospital with a black book Lee asked him to bring to Gai-sensei for him. Speaking of the book, Naruto decided to look in it, by the way. As if that wasn't inevitable. But being Naruto, he couldn't reconize the story was fanfiction.

and excerpt from
Hinata's Confession and a Twin Rivalry!
by RengeMaster

There arched Naruto; beneath him lay Hinata. The pair lay there, stupefied at how they were positioned. His arms at here sides, her knees as straight as an arrow, and their lips…

…locked.

"…"

Like a lava lamp warming up and sending the bubbly red liquid rise to the top, Hinata's face ever so slowly tinged to a violent shade of red.

Hinata's thoughts: 'N-Naruto-k-kun's lips are…are…are…"

Naruto's thoughts:'W-wow…what…what's this…this….feeling?…Her lips are so…so…warm…we're actually…GAH!!!

Naruto then pulled away from Hinata blushing probably more so than he had ever done in his life. He started to apologize with sheer fear and panic expecting some sort of bash on the head or some lethal attack.

After that passage, he slammed the book shut, blushing hotly. Naruto couldn't read anymore.
"I-I-Is it coincidence t-t-that that actually h-happened today?" He bit his lip, summoned his courage, and read the rest of the NaruHina. "But Hinata? Hinata? What about Sakura? I have to ask someone who knows all the answers what to do...Kakashi-Sensei!"

Meanwhile there was a wild rumor cirulating around the town: A rabid pedafile was on the loose! How this started? One could say some jumbled words leaked from Tsunade's office, but no one could be sure. Anyway, the village started to pull in their children at night and sent in dozens of complaints to the Hokage's office. Tsunade, sick of the mail, caved in and dispatched some ANBU members to patrol the village at evening just to make a show of it. Little did the ANBU know that they would be "needed."

"Lee! Lee! Ah, you're up!" Gai-Sensei said, though in reality he actually just woke him up. The weak boy raised his head up a few inches.
"Gai-Sensei!"
"I thought you might want to go for a walk. I miss spending time with you!" Gai confessed, missing his student for the four hours they had spent apart.
"Yes, Sensei! I need to exercise!" Rock Lee replied, not wanting to dissapoint his Sensei. Though in reality, Lee could hardly stand. He absorbed the pain and rose from his bed. Escaping the nurses, they left the hospital for late evening stroll.

"Ahh, isn't it a beautiful day, Lee?" Gai strolled along, whistling a happy tune. He didn't hear Lee gasping for breath, or his whimpers of pain.

"Can't...go on...!" Lee fainted and fell onto the ground. It took Gai a few good minutes to realise he was missing something.
"Ah! My wallet! Where did it go?" As he retraced his steps he found his student on the ground. "Lee? What are you doing?" Upon further observation, he came to the conclusion that he fainted. "Don't worry. I'll carry you back." He hoisted Lee up into his arms, and began the walk back.

Naruto searched in the night for the one person who might be able to explain everything. "Yes! Kakashi-Sensei!" Naruto hunted down the shady ninja before he could escape. He jumped on him and demanded he answer some questions.

"Okay, okay! Get off me," Kakashi said, and sighed. "Two guys can have sex, but no, men can't get pregnant, Anko was a stripper, Sakura's hair is pink, and it takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop." Naruto let go of his arm.
"W-What? That's more than I w-wanted to know. I just wanted to know, does this book tell the future, does Hinata like me, and does she want to "make babies" with me?"

Kakashi slapped his head. "Of course you ask the most obvious questions. Let me see what book you're talking about, and here," he handed him Icha Icha Paradise. "This is Hinata wants to do with you."

"FREEZE! STOP RIGHT THERE!" Kakashi froze in the act of handing Naruto Icha Icha when at least nine ANBU dropped from the sky and surrounded them. "Step away from the innocent child." Kakashi stepped back, looking slightly confused, and likewise Naruto.

"No! Idiots! That's not the pedafile!" Tsunade ran into the scene waving her arms. In fact, she had come to question Kakashi about the whole Sasuke thing but she didn't want to make a big scene of it. The ANBU scratched their heads and looked at eachother.

"No, wait! There!" One of them said, pointing to the arrival of Gai and Lee. Gai stood puzzled with an unconcious Lee in his arms. Immediatly, they pounced on him. "Looks like we caught him just in time..." An ANBU with a monkey mask shook his head, taking Lee. "Poor child."

"Ahh..." Tsunade had a migraine. "I'm just going to go to bed, and hope this all clears up in the morning." Meanwhile, Naruto grabbed the book and decided to go hide. Kakashi and Gai were taken into custody and questioning.

I know its short, but maybe it's better than no update at all, right? I promise next one will be long!