CLUE: A JOHNNY DEPP VERSION

Chapter 5: Stargazing

A/N: Alrighty, chapter 5! I hope everyone is enjoying the story as much as I enjoy writing it (corny, but true ) Well, any guesses? no? aww come on! Remember to review and at least ponder about who you think the murderer could be!

'Oh no, not you!… how did you get out of your room? I checked all the locks before I left for the greenhouse.' asked Riff staring at the man sitting in the library

'Good morning starshine, the earth says … hello.' was the reply he got

'Who's that freak in the library?' smirked Cry-Baby, attempting to be funny

'S-S-Stop that.' stammered Edward, remembering his cruel past, and how everyone called him a freak.

'He's right you know, you shouldn't be so indifferent to his feelings. Now, let's go and find out who this man is.' replied George thoughtfully

'Well, for all intensive purposes he's not a freak… he's crazy!' said Riff

'What do you mean crazy?' asked Ichabod curiously

'You're weird!' said Willy Wonka looking up at the many people in front of him.

'I've had enough of your babbling.' said Riff sternly at Willy who kept staring at the group. 'Well, for one thing, he arrived a week early for the party tonight, and he keeps insisting that he owns a Chocolate Factory run by "oompa loompa's"! '

'I do, my oompa loompa's help me make my delicious chocolate!' said Willy

'Ahh, I see, now, would these oompa loompa's be interested in making me some rum?' asked Jack

'Please Mr. Sparrow, let Riff tell us who this crazy fellow is!' Don Juan commented impatiently

'He is non other then Willy Wonka.' sighed Riff

(Willy begins to sing to the tune of his "theme music")

'Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's a famous chocolateer! Willy Wonka, Willy—'

'Stop that!' yelled Mort cutting him off. 'Now Riff, you have still yet to tell us why he was "locked up" as you mentioned before.'

'Well, like I said, he arrived a week early and during that week he would run around breaking various family heirlooms. He would then insist that the oompa loompa's did it, but I didn't believe him, so Mr. Boddy said I should keep him in his room until the day of the party.'

'How kind of Mr. Boddy.' sneered Hanson sarcastically

'Can't you see you've been ignoring him?' asked Edward with sympathy for Willy.

'Well, we are being very rude to Willy, come on… let's have a seat and ask him what he knows about Mr. Boddy's death.' said Ichabod heading into the vast library

The group follows Ichabod into the library, sitting in the various chairs placed in a circle around the middle of the library.

'Alright, first things first Mr. Wonka… Riff said that he locked you in your room, so, how exactly did you get out?' questioned Ichabod

'A man opened my door.' Willy replied cheerfully

'Do you know that man's name?' asked Hanson

'Nope.'

'Alright, could you give us any information on this guy, where he went, if he said anything?' Hanson questioned calmly, while placing a hand on Willy's shoulder

'Ew. Don't touch me.' said Wonka taking Hanson's hand off of his shoulder

'Great, a germaphobe.' said Hanson rolling his eyes

'Just stay calm Hanson.' George whispered

'O.K, Mr. Wonka, did the man speak to you at all?' Ichabod asked

'He asked where the observatory was, I told him to follow my oompa loompa's that way.' Willy said grinning and pointing in the direction of the greenhouse.

'Since when did Mr. Boddy have an observatory, saavy?' asked Jack

'Since as long as I've known him.' replied George not taking his eyes off of Willy

'Shut up you two!… Ichabod isn't done questioning Willy yet!' said Cry-Baby impatiently

'Could you show us where you took the man?' Continued Ichabod

'I told you, an oompa loompa took him to the observatory, and he can take you there himself!' replied Willy smugly

'Obviously we are not getting anywhere!' said Don Juan

'O.K so, we cam assume that this guy is probably still in the observatory, Riff, can you take us there? said Hanson, being careful not to touch Willy.

'Sure; I'll take you to the observatory, although it's been out of use for years… Mr. Boddy used it as a hobby room, but lately he didn't have too much free time on his hands.' Said Riff standing from his chair, 'Follow me.'

The group followed Riff to the observatory. Hanson slowly opened the door, as the door flung open:

'STOP RIGHT THERE OR I'LL SHOOT!' came a voice

'Spencer?' asked Edward

--bwahaha! Cliffhanger! sorry this ones a little short, tell me what you think!