Didn't think I'd ever come back, did ya? Well, heres the update:

WHERE WE LEFT OFF

"Ahh..." Tsunade had a migraine. "I'm just going to go to bed, and Bhope this all clears up in the morning./B" Meanwhile, Naruto grabbed the book and decided to go hide. Kakashi and Gai were taken into custody and questioning.

Cursed Investigations

When Tsunade woke up, she liked to start the day slow. That peaceful morning went to hell the moment to got up on the wrong side of the bed. Accidently, she stepped on the remote, which turned on the t.v, which turned on the news. Before listening she swiped her hands over her beside table and popped the few tylenols she left there from the other night.

"-The village is relieved at the capture of the suspected "pedafiles." Kakashi Hatake was taken in for questioning yesterday for displaying sexual images a minor who disappeared at the scene. Also taken in for questioning was Gai-"

"Damn," Tsuanade sighed. "What excuse to use this time..."

Hinata was going about her usual day. You know, walking around, hiding from Neji, stalking Naruto, when she happened to bump into someone. "Oof!" She was knocked to the ground. She felt hands yank her back up, and opened her eyes to see Naruto blushing.

"N-N-Naruto"
"S-Sorry, Hinata. I was looking for you," Her face glowed pink.
"You were looking for me?"

"Yeah, I have t-to ask you a question. Well, just read this, and then I-I'll ask you later!" Naruto figured that she'd come up with the question on her own so he threw that book into her arms and disappeared quickly before she decided to read it. First, she cherished the object he had given her. Naruto had touched it! She would never take a shower again. Just as she began to open it's pages she spied Neji rounding the corner. Hinata jumped in panic and ducked away. Better not get caught by him.

As soon as she was out of sight she settled down to take a look. What's this? Fanfictiton? In her mind it seemed vaguely familliar.

"What you got there, Hinata?" A voice over her shoulder spoke. She shivered and saw Kiba's furry hood poking over her. "Kurenai wants you"

"Oh. O-okay. Will you watch this for me?" He handed him the book and brushed herself off. "I'll be right back!" She stuttered and hurried off. Kiba looked quizically at Hinata's strange posession and got a little curious.

"Heh heh heh...must be Hinata's diary. She'll never know..." Akamaru leapt from his head to keep a look out, and Kiba opened it up to a fresh new chapter of "Hinata's diary."

Tasty Addiction By SparxXx

I still havent killed Itachi, im beginning to think that I wont ever be able to. Every time I get more powerful he seems to be stronger, if I get faster he gets faster, it's infuriating! Mentally im having a hard time coping lately so i've been trying new things to clear my mind, natural ways like meditation, special tea's, yoga, anything but it doesnt seem to work ...so i've been trying some non herbal stuff too, well weed is herbal but yager isnt. I've been drinking alot lately and now im starting to like taking pain killers, I started taking them originally for actual pain from missions and junk but I always had left overs and I was in pain when i took them ...just not physical pain.

Kiba hunched over the 'diary.' "This isn't Hinata's, it's Sasuke's!"

I've been trying not to drink, you would assume it's because of health reasons, no, I dont want to spend twenty bucks on an ok bottle of Vodka, for someone whos rich im so stingy with money. Any way, I remember the first and only time my addictions were discovered, I thought Naruto or Sakura would find out cause thier closer to me but no it was Hinata.

Yup, shy, little, quiet Hinata was the one who found me in my lowest time. I ran out of my pain killers so I snuck into the hospital to get another bottle or two, unfortunately I didnt know that Hinata worked there and being the ninja she is she noticed someone was sneaking around. Sure she thought I was one of the little boys that was trying to run away so he didnt have to take his medicine but she found me none the less. She knew what I was doing before I even spoke, she grabbed my coller of my shirt and gave me the hardest slap I ever recieved.

I think it was the only time I heard Hinata yell, she was telling me how stupid I was and how could I steal medicine from people who needed it. I'll admit I was shocked to see the small Hinata with her short choppy hair yelling at me with such non-studdering passion but I was also strangly turned on, of coarse I was more than a little stonned from that bowl I had only fifteen minutes earlier, probably wasnt the best time to go steal pills but before I knew it I had her pressed against the shelves of the pharmacy stock room practicly shoving my tongue down her throat, which recieved me another slap in the face.

I held my hand to my cheek and replied monotonly "...Oh right ...you love Naruto." Which seemed to make her even more pissed. "I do not love Naruto! I admire him, you people all jump to conclusions!" She huffed. "Then why did we stop?" I asked in a foggy voice, she could tell I was stoned off my rocker. She kept her head in my direction when she answered but her eyes found the floor suddenly interesting. "I-I dont beleive that y-you should kiss someone on impulse." Well thats Hinata for you a woman with morals, more than anything that I can say about the whores i've done things with-wait. "Hinata?" I asked, she looked at me this time. "That wasnt a normal kiss, was it?" I cant believe I didnt think about it before. "Y-Your right it wasnt i-it was m-my first." Son of a bitch, thats what I am a son of a bitch. Damn I feel like a bastard.

"Bastard! I'll kill him!" Kiba chucked the "Sasuke's diary" away, and continued to curse him to hell. "I can't believe Hinata had to go through that...this...happened? Gah!" He was ging to seek out the Uchiha and kill him, and when he was done he'd come back and shred his diary. Just what was she doing with his stuf anyway? Where they in a relationship? These thoughts raced through his head, but not as fast his own legs. "Ouf!"

Kiba crashed hard into someone like two boulders colliding, and they each were thrown back onto the pavement in the street. Opening an eye, he saw Naruto struggle to get to his feet.

"Hey! Watch out! Have you seen Hinata"
"Why?" Kiba demanded harshly. Naruto stuttered something inaudible. "What"
"I just wanted to know if she liked me!" He burst out, turning red.
"Teme! She l-l-likes Sasuke! I'll kill him!" He rushed past Naruto with blood lust in his eyes.

"Phew," Naruto wiped his brow. "So Hinata likes Sasuke? Figures..." Partly relieved, partly sulky, Naruto went to get some Ramen.

"I swear, I didn't do it!" Kakashi insisted to the ANBU irritably, the single lightbulb that illuminated the dark room overhead swinging into his eyes. "Why don't you just go ask Sasuke about all this"
"And ask Lee, too!" Gai pitched in, receiving a deathly glare from Kakashi.
"Ok," said the ANBU in the monkey mask. "Retrieve Uchiha Sasuke. Question him." Whoosh. More ANBU members were dispatched.

The fact that neither Hinata or Kiba turned up for the rest of training made Kurenai furious, and Shino suspicious.
"I saw Hinata an hour ago. I had to talk to her but soon she ran off saying she had to get something back from Kiba. And I haven't seen Kiba since before lunch," Kurenai said. Shino silently wondered where they could have gone. When Kurenai stormed off, muttering something about 'lost causes,' he decided to do his own investigation.
Shino went to the place where Hinata and Kiba just were and searched for tracks. His bugs crept around, helping him.

To Be Continued...