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A/N: Seriously. Next xhapter the fics will get kind of mature. Rating of fics mentioned are true!

WHERE WE LEFT OFF

The fact that neither Hinata or Kiba turned up for the rest of training made Kurenai furious, and Shino suspicious.

"I saw Hinata an hour ago. I had to talk to her but soon she ran off saying she had to get something back from Kiba. And I haven't seen Kiba since before lunch," Kurenai said. Shino silently wondered where they could have gone. When Kurenai stormed off, muttering something about 'lost causes,' he decided to do his own investigation.

Shino went to the place where Hinata and Kiba just were and searched for tracks. His bugs crept around, helping him.

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Chapter 4: Misinterpretations! Again!

"What's this?" he whispered aloud, and kneeled in the ground. He pried out a large black book, half buried in the ground. Dusting off it's cover, it's words began to illuminate.

"'Best Fanfiction'? What is going on here?" Let's say this book had a sense of humor, and wanted to be discovered. Let's say Shino somehow knew that in this book, he would find all the answers. And now he opens the book, but this story here: it's not horror, just a description of it.

'a sample of InoSakuShine's chapter done better'

Start:
Roy calmly walked down the empty street, just wishing that he would be home by now. Practically out of nowhere, a black book just slid right infront of him. He looked down at the book, debating whether to pick it up or not. THe words were in japanese so he had no idea what it said. "The heck with it," he muttered and picked the book up. He flipped through the pages, seing all the Japanese letters that he could not read, until he found one in broad English. "Hmm...? What's this?" he muttered curiously.

Me and her.
By Twilight-Trinity Rated M

It was just another night for the silver headed boy. He sat quietly at the empty street, on the bench, at three in the morning. He saw a small shadow come up behind him. He turned around and saw her...the one that he loved.

"Ah, good morning M'lady Hinata," he said with a big smile on his face.
"Good morning to you to, Roy," she smiled back.

Roy raised an eybrow, skipped a few lines and kept on reading.

She sat down right next the him but immediatly jolted back up, "Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
"What's wrong"
"Ow...I got a splinter on my butt," she said flirtatiously.

Again he raised an eybrow, read the part where they went to the back alley but he found something in this story very disturbing.

Roy looked at Hinata's ass, searching for the splinter.
"I can't see it," he told her.
"...Maybe it went in deeper." She took off her stretch pants and showed her girly boxers.

I didn't know girls wore boxers, Roy thought.

Roy said to her, "This only made it worse"
Hinata took off her boxers and Roy started searching again for the stupid piece of wood. Immediatly, Hinata turned around and Roy saw her ahem.
"You like it?" she asked.

Roy's hair stood up in shock but still kept on reading as if the book put a spell on him.

"Ah, ah, ah, harder!"
"Harder? Not a problem."
"Ah,ah, right there, more, more, more!" Blood began to drop to the ground.

Roy had enough! He threw the book as hard as he could and probably threw it to the Sound Village. "Damn you Asylum! That was disgusting!" he uttered loudly.

"What was?" a soft voice behind him.
Roy turned around and saw her, Hinata, about to sit down on the bench.
"Nooooooo!"
She sat down, "Ouch!" She jolted back up, "I sat on a splinter! Roy can you help me out?"
Roy's head spun, he felt dizzy, and before he knew it, he fainted to the ground.

(a/n the author of that was demonstrating how the fic should go )

"What the-" Shino thought hard. He replaced "Roy" with random names, like Kiba's name and evaluated the situation. "Ah. I see what's going on!" Shino took the book in his arm and headed in a particular direction. "I can't believe this! That Twilight Trinity is such an asshole, showing up InoSakuShine like that."

Naruto strolled lazily down the street, deciding to take a break from the chaos of recent events. Leave it to Sasuke to ruin a nice peaceful day.

"Dobe, what are you doing?" Naruto glared at him and his stupid question, as if it were obvious.
"What does it look like?" Naruto thrust out a hand. Sasuke saw that the hand held a lone lolipop.

"Am I missing something? I'm not using my Sharigan to copy your stupidity, you know."
"If you don't know, then I'm not going to bother explaining it to you," Naruto proceeded to leave him behind, licking his lolipop and counting, "One...two...three..."

Up the street, down the street, around the corner. Sasuke took all the familliar paths. It was quiet. Too qui-
"FREEZE!" His eyes widened as a forceful command shook the still air. He only had time to look around, dazed and confused when from out of seemingly no where something pounced on him from the shadows. The surronding figures of the ANBU didn't plan on that.

"I'll kill you! Kill you! You-Hinata-Bleh-Murder!" Kiba and Sasuke scrabbled on the ground, Akamaru clamped onto his arm.

"W-What do we do?" One ANBU said to another.
"Let's take care of this! We're ANBU for God's sake!" Three or so grabbed Sasuke by the arms and wrestled him up.

"What's going on? Get off me! What about-" He snapped his head back to see Kiba growling on the ground while an ANBU in a cat mask repeatedly squirted him with a spray bottle yelling "Bad! Bad!"
"Let's go," Sasuke was taken away.

"Are you going to tell me what this is about?" Sasuke growled impatiently, head propped up on his arms. He sat across from Kakashi Sensei, and beside them a wall of glass separated Gai and Lee, who were also talking. They could tell they were being watched from the 'outside'

"It's kind of awkward...but they think...ah, you need to explain..." Sasuke waited for him to blurt it out.
"Come on," he urged, irritated.
"Ha, well funny thing," Kakashi said, "See they think I'm a pedophile and you're my latest victim-actually Gai gave them that information, and they found a book saying we-"
"WHAT?"

Gai and Lee glanced over from their disturbing off-topic discussion about puberty to see Sasuke jump up in rage, flipping over the table. Looks like the ANBU rushed in and had to restrain him. He escaped the hold and they both flinched as he started to bang on the glass, displaying every kind of symbol that meant death towards the two. As he symbolized stabbing Lee in the heart with a kunai, tears began to spill down his eyes.

"Is he.." Lee choked "Saying he loves me Gai-Sensei?"
"You bet!" Super thumbs up.

Meanwhile, the book found it's way into the hands of Sakura, who appears to be the only smart one around here.

to be continued...

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