WHERE WE LEFT OFF

Gai and Lee glanced over from their disturbing off-topic discussion about puberty to see Sasuke jump up in rage, flipping over the table. Looks like the ANBU rushed in and had to restrain him. He escaped the hold and they both flinched as he started to bang on the glass, displaying every kind of symbol that meant death towards the two. As he symbolized stabbing Lee in the heart with a kunai, tears began to spill down his eyes.
"Is he.." Lee choked "Saying he loves me Gai-Sensei"
"You bet!" Super thumbs up.

Meanwhile, the book found it's way into the hands of Sakura, who appears to be the only smart one around here.

Shino could be seen walking at a fast pace down Konoha Ave, peering around though his mysterious glasses. He was up to something, but no one bothered to explore his suspicious behavior further. As he sat himself down to rest for a few minutes, he began to debate his plan of action. As far as he was concerned, he had a few options.

option 1) Fall into the trap and read the Book

option 2) Tell somebody, look like an idiot

option 3) Go home and play with bugs

Or something along the lines of that. He couldn't decide, and really needed some counsel. Beside him his bugs worked together to attempt to pry open the Book. Was it coincidence? No, a sign. It couldn't hurt...

an excerpt from
Enter the Illusion ranma hibiki Rated M narkur

"I felt the same way. Why do you think I was so jealous of that Sakura girl?" The figure replied, spreading her arms to enfold Naruto. "And since you've defeated me, by the laws of my own people, I am yours to do with as you please master."

What? His Sensei would never submit to...

How ironic. "Great! Then no one can complain if I decide I want a harem." Naruto had heard the desire in the other's voice. It was just as Naruto knew it would be. No one could resist his charms. Not even a member of the yuuhi clan. "Get ready to receive the ride of your life, Kurenai. Now bend over and grab your ankles."

The recently turned slave Kurenai looked at Naruto, startled. "You aren't going to try to put it all in are you?"

Sakura was passing by, looking for Kakashi-Sensei. As she peered over the streets she found an open book, abandoned in the lonely wind. "Someone forgot their book..." she voiced aloud, and being that smart, pretty, perfect girl she always tried to be, and went to check it out. She approached the bench that held it and outstretched her arms.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" The pink kunoichi screeched and jumped back. "GROSS!" Many dead insects and and beetles lay upturned, sprawled scattered arcoss the pages. "D-d-dead bugs?" Daring to look closer, she saw one twitch it's legs and screamed l ouder. Not dead, stunned. but by what? And who left this creepy book here? This had to be investigated...

If Konoha only knew. The innnocent children would be hiding under their beds, clutching the 'boogey monster' for comfort, the mother's of the children would throw open the pantry doors getting armfuls of canned goods yelling at their children to get into the basement, and the fathers and men would think of poor Rock Lee and shudder. But the village, they didn't know. No one knew Sakura was in possesion of the Book.
That's right. It was placed in front of her, plastic gloves beside it. Sakura looked suspiciously at the thing. Cautiously, she flipped it open.

Forbidden Desires By-Gaara of the Desert Rated-'R' for sexual content AnkoSakura

It was nighttime. Sakura was walking to Anko's house to bring her some Dango. She was wearing long pants, and a coat similar to Anko. She had a bag from the store that sells Dango's. At least, that what it looks like to anybody wondering what she was doing. But in reality, Sakura had a desire that only Anko can fulfill. At first, she was hesitant to let her do the stuff that Sakura enjoys so much but after spending a couple nights with her. She was comfortable. Sakura reached her house and knocked on the door. The door opened and Anko stood at the door. She let her in and both of them went downstairs. When the reached downstairs, Sakura took off her clothes to reveal her wearing leather boots and clothes that a slave would wear for S&M. Anko took of her clothes to reveal similar clothes. After Anko tied up Sakura, Anko got a whip and start to whip Sakura. If you listen, you can hear her moaning in pleasure. This is her desire. Being a slave subject to a master's wishes. She loved being bossed around.

Anko was moaning in pleasure. She could feel Sakura's tongue in her pussy. She couldn't believe how many times she orgasmed from her touch. This girl is a natural. They continued this for about 10 minutes when Anko decided to try her new toy. She went over to the chest and pulled out the biggest dildo Sakura has ever seen. Sakura was scared. She wasn't gonna try to put it in her, right? "You're not gonna try to put that thing in me, are you? Anko had an evil smile on her face.

"So what if I am?" Sakura was freaked out. She was gonna put it in. She tried to escape but she was still bound. Anko walked up to her and...

"W-W-W-Whaaa-" Sakura's father heard some commotion and appeared behind her. He snatched the book and his eyes grazed a few key words, but not for long.

"SAKURA WHAT HAVE YOU-" Thump. She dragged him to the corner and left him, bleeding from the head. The door smashed open and she strided into the open air. You could hear the fire alarm as Sakura's Inner surfaced into the twisted, twisted world.

"If Kakashi thinks he's going to get away with lettiing this Fanfiction slip by, he must not know I'm PMSing!"

You could hear stomping down the street from a mile away, smashing anything that got in her way. It so happens that out scary pink kunoichi turns a sharp corner and collides into a certain Sand Village Ninja.
Garaa's face flickered with surprise when he saw who it was, but was soon restored. Her remembered reading something about her that made him wince, but that was so long ago. However, when Sakura regained her balance her reaction was immediate. SLAP! A harsh sound snapped in the air and sent birds flying away. Sakura smacked Garaa straught across the face. But she wasn't done. She drew back her fist and knocked him down.
"CHA! TAKE THAT YOU PERV!" Garaa was too shocked to get up. But this girl was on a mission. She saved her fury for one person.

"Kakashi!" Tsuande yelled, bolting upright in her bed. "I knew I forgot something!" What a typical way to start the day.

The phone rang. It was the most exciting thing to have happened all day. The Guard picked it up.
"Hello? Yes. Yes, Lord Hokage." The Guard hung up the phone, and turned to a masked ninja. "You're free to go." Kakashi sighed.
"I knew she would remember eventually," Kakashi smiled as the Guard unlocked his cell and let him out. He couldn't wait to inhale a breath of clean, fresh air. So when he stepped out into the sunny outdoors, it wasn't long before he bumped into something hard and painful. Sakura.

Kakashi looked down at his young student. She looked pretty angry.
"Oh, hi, Sakura," Kakashi grinned. "I'm sorry if you haven't seen me, I had to visit my sick dying grandmother out of town."

"You said everyone you ever cared about was dead."
"I don't really care about her, I just want her money"
"LIAR!" She seized his arm in a death grip. "You-! You thought you could get away with it, you just had to have your stupid porn, no matter what it was! You're supposed to be my teacher! How dare you!" Kakashi frowned as her grip became painfully tighter.

"Sakura, what are you talking about"
"Don't play stupid, Sensei. Look," she said, shoving a book to his eyes. Slowly, he read it's title.
"'The...Best...Fanfiction'? Oh, no." It all clicked for him. So maybe this is where Gai acquired his resources?
Sakura looked confused. "You mean...you really didn't know about it? Didn't even read one chapter?" She watched as Kakashi peered at her disaprovingly.

"Of course not. Even if I had the book what makes you think I would want to read sexual content about my students and peers?" Sakura mumbled something inaudible about Icha Icha Paradise and coughed something that sounded like 'Anko.'
"Okay, well what are we going to do?" Sakura asked him.
"Obviously destroying the book isn't enough. We must lock it away forever. I'm going to see Tsuande about all this. I need you to go and find trustworthy allies to keep this safe. Don't spread around the word. Can you do this?" She nodded. "Ok, go!"

"F-F-Fanfiction? That's that..." Tsunade' eyes widened when she saw those large Gothic letters scrawled on the book Kakashi held out for her.
"Yes Lord Hokage. That's what happened." Coincidently, Jiraiys at that time decided to burst in. "Hey baby. I just popped by to tell you that-"

TO BE CONTINUED!!

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