IMPORTANT: READ!

This is the last chapter of this fic (sorry it took forever) but Im making the last fic of the trilogy which i will post the link to in an A/N chapter but be assured, the last book will be MUCH MUCH better than this one. The first is always the best but you just have to read the third when I put it out to complete it!

With that, enjoy the Last Chapter!! (I know this fic was short)

Where we left off

Somewhere, in some bathroom, blond hair is falling liimply to the floor and Temari is screaming wretchedly. Kankourou rushed to the bathroom and sniffs.
"Why deos it smell like bleach in here?"

Chaos Crushed?

A few painful hours later, Kankuro found something interesting underneath the piles of Temari's blond hair.

"Hn? What's this?" Clearing away the hair with a hand, he saw that it was a book. It's title was "The Best Fanfictions." Kankuro wasn't native to the area, so of course he had no clue what it could be about. He flipped it open with one finger and...

Meanwhile

A starnge cloaked man entered the office. His hood concealed most of his face, but Tsuande grew used to men like that.

"Can I help you?" She asked plainly. The man drew closer until he was towering above her.
"This can't go on much longer, Tsuande. I've watched this village fall into turmoil because you chose to ignore this Book of Fanfiction ordeal"

"Just WHO are you, telling the Hokage how to run her job?"
"Trust me, this is all going to come and bite you in the"
"Your point?" The stranger smiled.
"I wanted to make a bet." Instantly Tsuande's eyes gleamed. In the back of her head she could hear Shizune crying, "No! No! No!"

"Really? What kind of bet?" The man reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of money. Sweet sweet money.

"I bet you that if you don't handle this 'fanfiction' business immediatly, it will come back to be catastrophic to you. "If it deosn't, than you get this." He flashed he money again. "If it deos...then I get the book"
"You want the book? That's it?" It was a win win situation. Either nothing bad happened or she got the book taken off her hands for free. "Deal." They shook on it.

"What are you reading?" Garaa asked his brother without much interest. "You know Temari is having a crisis?"
"Hold on a sec," Answered Kankuro. He opened the book and viola.

Fear of Rejection by Yaoi-Incest-Fangirl69 (Woah)
Rated...(well, you get the idea) M!!!

Kankuro woke up with Gaara snuggled up to his chest. He was filled with an incredible sense of joy. He had finally admitted to Gaara that he loved him and Gaara had felt the same way! Things couldn't get any better than this. Carefully, without wakeing the young red-head, Kankuro slipped out of bed and went down stairs to the kitchen.

"..."

They stumbled into Kankuro's room and became locked in another heated kiss. Kankuro pushed his little brother backward onto the bed and climbed on top of him, kissing him forcefully. His tongue licked Gaara's lips wanting entrance. Gaara greatfully complied, moaning as his brother's tongue searched his mouth. They pulled apart long enough to remove clothing and then kissed forcefully once agian. Kankuro reluctantly pulled away and instead put his fingers to Gaara's mouth and commanded him suck. Gaara took the fingers into his mouth and began to suck on them as his brother had ordered him to do. Kankuro began to kiss and suck on his brother's neck, nipping at the skin here and there and earning soft moans and whimpers from Gaara.

"I asked you what you were reading," said Garaa forcefullt. Kankuro didn't even turn to him.
"No. no."

"What? Don't test my patience today." A dangerous note crept in his voice. Kankoru still had his back turned to his little brother. Who did this? Who did this? Yaoi-Incest-Fangirl69? Sounds like Ino. Then an idea popped in his head. Dispose of this. Quick. In Konoha. It'll be their problem. He picked up the book and slapped himself mentally. He felt something grab him from behind. He looked back.
It was Garaa. "Where are you going?"

"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Garaa's brother was out the door.

Little did Tsuande know her worst nightmare was on it's way to the village. And it wasn't the Book. Rumors spread quickly, and it didn't take long for the rumors to spread to outpost towns. And from there, even farther. More people knew of the evil powers of fanfiction. And Uchiha Itachi was interested.Itachi and Kisame were on the road to Konoha with one thing on their mind.

"HI-YA!" Kankuro chucked the book as hard as he could, which was actually pretty far.

"So you came," Tsuande smiled greedily at the cloaked stranger. "Well, it's been a week. I do believe you owe me some money.

"Whaaaaa-? Tsunade won the bet!" squeaked Shizune.

"Hn. It seems you have. You seem devoid of bad karma. I keep my word." The stranger put his briefcase on top of Tsuande's desk, and clicked it open to reveal a case of cold, hard, wonderful cash.
"OH YEAH," Tsunade pulled a bottle of sake from her drawer. "It's time to celebrate Shizune! Our luck has changed! Oh-" she ducked as they heard a loud shattering and hundreds of shards of glass feel to the floor. The shock wore off and everyone looked down at the odd Book was hurled through the window.

The stranger bent low, examining the object. The door banged open and someone else barged in.
"Lord Hokage! There has been reported sighting of Uchiha Itachi at Konoha's gate! They say he's after...that fanfiction." Her jaw dropped. "Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting something?" The stranger bent down and swiftly grabbed the Book of Fanfiction. He also snapped shut his case of money and brought it to his side.

"Hm, Lord Hoage. It seems you lose." The stranger went out the door, never to be seen again. Once safely outside, he threw off his cloak.

"HAHAHAHA! I GOT IT! She IS the lengendary sucker!" Jiraiya threw his cloak on the ground. "And YOU!" he said, pointing at the book. "Don't play innocent. YOU will NOT put me out of business!" He put a hand above it.

"RASEGAN!" His hand and the book collided and a huge explosion rocked the village. A wave of birds took flight into the sky. All that was left was floating pieces of leather. JIriaya had finally destroyed it. 'The Best Fanfiction' was gone.

The End? The End? The Sequel is finished, but this story is a trilogy. Itachi didn't come all the way to Konoha for nothing, and these Books will not be deafeated so easily. Konoha has experinced the Horrors of Fanfiction but they have no way to be prepared for what comes next. The pure, pure evil. Fanfiction has not left his last mark.

fin.

(or is it?)