I don't own Invader Zim okay?

"Your real father is an alien!?" Dib asked startled.

"Don't rub it in." Myra said depressed. "And that's why my parents got divorced and why I'm a freak!"

"I don't think you're a freak." Dib said.

"All I want is to be full normal human." Myra said downtrodden. She hated herself and what she was. "Is there anything your dad can do?"

"Well…" Dib said putting his face in his hands " Dad is working on genetic experiments. He wants to do a total genetic switch on something'

"I'll be the one for him to test his experiment" Myra said noticing her fingers become more like claws. "Shit" she whispered then ran into Professor Membrane's lab. She walked up to him silently and said "Hello"

"Ahhh! You spooked me. You're my son's friend right?" Professor Membrane said looking up at her.

"You've got to help-ow-me!" She had hit her head on a low pipe. " My real father is an alien and its DNA is taking over me! I want his DNA out."

"But humans have 46 chromosomes. You'd only have 23 then." Professor Membrane said.

"Well you could take any DNA to make me fully human!" Myra said hands crossed, begging Professor Membrane to help.

"You won't look the same. Your body chemistry would be different. It would change everything about you! You'll be a different person!" Professor Membrane said trying to reason with her. The experiment could kill her.

"I don't care the risks! I don't want to be some alien's daughter! I'd rather be Dib's sister than some alien's daughter!" She yelled using Irken strength to lift him up to her level and threw him across the lab.

"Fine fine. Let me go change first." Professor Membrane said dripping in diluted chlorine.

Aboard the Massive

"Set coordinates for Earth!" Red said to the navigation commander.

"We going to take Myra back?" the navagation commander said.

"Exactly. She will be raised in the true ways of her true people, away from that filthy dirtball. Once our demise comes she will take control of the Empire" red said his dark side taking over. "Infusing human and Irken DNA was the best idea I ever had!" he said laughing manically.

"He is not going to get to Myra first! I'll get her and take her to Irk myself!" Purple said in the corner, mad at what his co-Tallest had become. "Squeegee get me a Spittle. I have to head to Earth."

"Why my Tallest?" Squeegee said.

"Myra needs to be spared. She isn't royal, she's just Red's pawn." Purple said. "No being deserves that, no matter what they are." With that he flew off to Earth hoping to find Myra first.

Back on Earth

"Son I'm taking your friend to the labs. That's the only place I have the genetic switcher. This one'll be an all nighter. I might have to use my own DNA if I can't find a donor." Professor Membrane said.

"I'm coming too Dad!" Dib said putting his boots and trench coat back on. He was hoping to see Irken DNA.

"You want to help son?" Professor Membrane asked.

"I'm interested in the whole genetic transfusion thing Dad," he said. "Plus she may end up my half sister. I'd like to see that"

Man he's weird Myra thought. She got in Professor Membrane's Lexus and bumped her head again and with knees up to her chin, she buckled up. I won't miss this she thought.

"What the hell is that?!!!!?" Dib said pointing to what appeared to be a bigger version of Zim's Voot Runner.

"It can't be" Myra said stepping out of the car. "Ahhh!" she screamed as Red, a being, at 7' 5" taller than her, stepped out.

"Hello Myra. I am your father" Red said.

"Well duh! There are few Earthlings who could make me look this much like a freak!" She said mentioning her greenish tinted skin and claw like fingers and unusual height.

"And as your father" Red said ignoring her " You're coming with me!"

"Screw that you bastard!" Myra said. "You impregnated my mom then ask me to go with you where ever the hell you're from? Sorry, no sale."

"I'm afraid you don't understand sweetie," Red said holding Dib in a stranglehold. " I may have to destroy your little boyfriend if you don't. It wouldn't be hard. These things are really sharp. Red said running his claws millimeters from Dib's neck.

"No! I'll go just don't hurt Dib!" Myra pleaded looking at her small size 5 feet. It was amazing that she was balanced but she was.

"Excellent. Come with me." Red said.

"Myra don't go!" Dib said on the ground.

"I have to for your safety. It can't be that bad." She said with tears in her eyes. Then the ship flew off.

"Uhh... it's okay son" Professor Membrane said trying to cheep up Dib when another ship showed up.

"WHY YOU !!!!!" Dib yelled but this time Purple stepped out.

"Is Myra here?" He asked

"No Red took her." Dib said in a monotonous angry way.

"Shit! This isn't good. We have to stop him. Any ideas?" Purple asked

"I got Tak's ship. I'll follow him. We were going to make Myra a full human like she wanted." Dib said.

"Okay. You'll need to get to her soon. Her Irken DNA is taking over. I hope you find her," Purple said.

"I will if it's the last thing I do!" Dib promised.