I don't own Invader Zim okay?

"What do you want with me you bastard?" Myra said.

"Why my sweet little 16 year old daughter, you're the princess of the Irken Empire. You can't be on an inferior planet." Red said in a faux sweet voice.

"I'm not your daughter. I'm an abomination to God and you know it. Now tell me why'd you really create me?!!!!!!" Mrya said pointing a claw at him.

"You want the truth? Fine! Tallests Miyuki and Spork were both killed a month after their coronations as The Tallest. It has been now a month and half, just over actually, in my reign. I got an idea when I first became Tallest. I knew my time was limited so I had to find some species with strong DNA. I found that human DNA was very strong. Now don't get me wrong, Irken is also pretty strong too, but is to water as your human DNA is to arsenic. Basically after scouring the galaxy, I found human DNA very durable. So 17 years ago I picked out a random Earth girl and 9 Earth months later, you were born seemingly human." Red said smiling at the sight of his DNA taking his daughter over. "Besides, Tallest Myra, how's that sound?"

"Horrible! I don't care about much of anything anymore! And besides you almost killed Dib to get me to come with you!" Myra said, her new antenna pointing straight up, and her twig like arms and clawed finger spread out in all directions to get her point across.

"Well you came didn't you?" Red said nonchalantly drinking an Irken soda. " Here. Get used to it. Your new body chemistry won't be able to take your human's Poop Cola anymore." He said giving her one.

"No thanks. Besides" Myra started to sob, "Dib was the only person who cared about me since my mom moved me to Manhattan after my parent's divorce." She continued to sob and her antenna flattened.

"Oh when we get to Irk everyone will love you. They'll care." Red said getting up to watch the stars roll by.

"You know in my language Irk means "Annoying"." Myra sassed trying to cover up her fear and sadness.

"Well Earth means "Butthole" in Irken. So there!" Red said.

"Well you sure are an "Earth"" Myra laughed for the first time in 2 weeks.

"I'll ignore that." Red said.

At Dib's garage...

"She's a beaut huh?" Dib asked showing Purple Tak's ship.

"That's a modified Voot Runner. Not all that special." Purple said.

"God! Overlook that fact! Myra's in trouble!" Dib yelled.

"Fine. If I know Red, which I do, he'll take her one of two places: The Massive or Irk.

Here are the last known coordinates of each." Purple said as he fiddled with the programming of Tak's ship. "There I set it to follow sightings of Red and Myra and to follow them. You just need to start it up."

"Thanks." Dib said starting up Tak's ship.

"Wait! Before you go I've got to ask you something: Do you like Myra?" Purple said. He was smarter than let on.

"What?" Dib asked.

"Do you like Myra?" Purple repeated. " I don't know what it is but it looks like you like her."

Dib sighed. Yes he did like Myra, but he couldn't admit it. He liked her normal attitude, the one she had before her life crashed down on her. He met her when she was 14 before she had those strange things happen to her. Myra was funny and intelligent. When she told him she was half alien, he didn't know how to feel. Adding on the fact she could have been made into his half sister didn't help. "Well I somewhat do..." Dib said beating around the bush.

"Well let her go. I know you like her but by midnight tomorrow on Earth, her Irken DNA will have taken over." Purple said.

"So if Dib brings her back by then, I'll be able to do my experiment?" Professor Membrane asked.

"Well I'd think so but Irk is 2.5 million light years from Earth on the other side of the Milky Way. No way will Dib be able to bring her back in time. No this is a mission to overthrow my evil and selfish co-Tallest." Purple said.

"Oh darn..." Professor Membrane said kicking a rock like a little kid by his Lexus.

"Look Membrane, I know you're upset but do me a favor and stay out of this. You can't handle it. You're in over your head here. Dib however knows what he's doing." Purple said acting like the rightful Tallest in a time of crisis.

"Yeah sure whatever." Professor Membrane said. Then Dib and Purple flew off in there own ships.

Close to Irk on Red's ship...

"Here we are my sweet. Irk your new home." Red said. They got off and Red took her to Tallest Tower and shoved her in the "Princess Chambers"

"I'm a vagrant. I have no home." Myra said looking at the red carpet with a black Irken empire symbol on it I guess this is Myra from now until the day I die. She thought. In a mere 24 hours her life was turned upside down. Then she felt Red put a Pak on her back and it infuse with her now Irken spine.

"What is this fucking thing?!!!" Myra demanded.

"Princesses don't talk like that, Human or Irken, and it's a Pak. As an Irken you need it to survive and you can't pull it out." Red said as Myra struggled to pull it off. "You introduction to the Irken people is set to happen in an Irken week or an hour on Earth. I'll let you inspect your palace." Red said smacking her claws to try and whip her into obedience and he pushed her away.

"My Tallest you are a good liar." Captain Devnny said out of Myra's hearing.

"Yes I am. Myra is made from the strongest DNA in the galaxy and is a perfect warrior with some strict obedience training." Red said. "Is the celebration set?"

"All is ready." Devnny said. At the stadium set at Tallest Tower there was a podium in front of 2 black banners with a red Irken Empire symbol on them. It was just like a rally for a dictator.

"I've got to get out of here," Myra whispered. She was now a full Tallest to be by DNA, but her soul wasn't submitting without a fight. "Calling Tak's ship. Myra needs to talk to Dib. If you're out there Dib please respond."

Dib's ship...

"INCOMMING TRANSMISSON!!!!" The ships computer blared.

"Damn not so loud. Display on screen." Dib said.

"Dib I need you to get to Irk a.s.a.p. The princess needs your help." Myra said blinking her red bug eyes with a set of eyelashes in the top right corner of them.

"WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU????" Dib yelled.

"Red's DNA that's what." Myra sighed. "I'm full Irken now but that doesn't mean I can't fight back."

"I'll tell Purple you called. We'll be there as soon as we can." Dib said.

"I sure hope so." Myra said.