The Switch

Rating: T

Summary: The Akatsuki has a new member, a fourteen-year-old girl named Nain Zenshin with mind techniques. After an encounter with Naruto and Sasuke, her partner and superior Itachi allows her to use her special, and favorite, technique on Sasuke and Naruto. In the battle she touches both Sasuke's and Naruto's foreheads shooting charka into each. This causes a switch. How will Naruto and Sasuke live like each other for 1 whole week? Also they can't transform. Chaos insured and slightly AU.

A/N: If people wish to know about Nain's past post NAIN'S PAST if I get enough people I will do that. I chapter is going to be out of my opinion the funniest. Thanks to those who have reviewed and let the hilarity begin!

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After the battle all were brought to the hospital to be healed. Sakura was the first to wake. She stared at Naruto's and Sasuke's bloodied up bodies. Yet she didn't have a scratch. She hated feeling weaker to them.

Tsunade walked in and asked Sakura to come with her. Sakura walked out leaving the two rival shinobi there. Naruto woke before Sasuke. He felt horrible pain. Normally he didn't feel that much pain. He normally healed pretty well. These were probably serious wounds.

Naruto got out of bed groggily, and into the bathroom. Every step felt different that his normal steps.

'I must just be really tired' Naruto thought.

He passed the mirror, and then quickly walked back. His eyes widen. His normally blonde hair was black, and longer. His kind blue eyes turned into coal like pits. His three scars on the sides were gone. His orange jacket was replaced with blue. His eye twitched before he let out a scream, a very girly scream, in Sasuke's voice.

If that wasn't enough A voice that sounded like his own called out and said "Shut up Dobe I'm sleeping."

Naruto rubbed his eyes and decided that if he went back to sleep he'd wake up and not be Sasuke.

Sasuke got up. It was the feeling of no pain that awoke him. He was beaten to hell and back, and yet he healed this fast. He remembered the huge bruise that should be on his stomach. He lifted his shirt not noticing it was orange, and saw a seal mark.

Sasuke ran to the bathroom. His pale skin was tan. His onyx eyes were blue. His black hair was shorter and blonde. Sasuke ran in and pushed what looked like him off that bed getting a "Hey I was sleeping" as a response.

"Who are you?" Sasuke yelled. The groggy body said "the next hokage!"

Naruto got up and looked at Sasuke.

"THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING" said Naruto and Sasuke at the same time.