"Kim Possible, that's all I need!" Shego growled to herself as they sped ahead of Felix.
"If Kim finds out I'm with you, she'll cut my balls off and wear them as ear rings." Ron whimpered like a whipped puppy.
"Ron, I really didn't need that picture." Shego said as she glanced in the rear view. "It looks like we lost her for now." Shego said as she put her eyes back onto the road.
"Bandit, this is Cyborg. What's your 20, over?" Felix asked over the CB.
"This is Bandit, we're about four miles in front of you and clearing the way. Keep an eye out for that County Mounty Bitch for us." Shego said.
"10-4 on that, Bandit. Over and out." Felix said.
"COUNTY WHAT?" Kim shouted as she heard Bandit's last transmission.
"I believe Bandit referred to you as the vulgar term for a female K-9." Larry said, showing off his cumulative knowledge.
"Stuff it, Larry!" Kim said as she picked up the CB mic.
"This is Kim Possible calling out to all police officers; I'm in pursuit of a black Trans Am with Georgia plates but have lost visual. Be advised that suspect is traveling at high speeds." Kim said.
The transmission was not ignored as it reached the ears of a near by Sheriff that had set up a three car road block to catch the car Kim was talking about.
"This is Sheriff Branford, I have the situation well in hand. Miss Possible, are you a law enforcement officer?" the man asked into the CB mic.
"I am a Global Justice Agent." Kim answered.
"Agent Possible, you can break off your pursuit now. We'll have your suspect in custody in a matter of minutes." The Sheriff told her.
"No offence, Sheriff, but I've been tailing this bastard since Texas. So if anyone is going to bust this son of a bitch's ass, it's going be me breaking my foot off in it!" Kim shouted, and spooking the well experienced officer.
"Remind me to keep my mouth shut when she shows up." He told the deputies.
"Okay Stoppable, time for a little more twenty questions." Shego said, getting sick and tired of the boredom that was surrounding them.
"Why so interested?" Ron asked.
"Do I have to tell you again?" Shego asked him.
"No, there's another reason. Are you trying to find a reason to flirt with me?" Ron asked, trying to reverse roles and make Shego uncomfortable for once during the drive.
"Stoppable, just because I think you're cute doesn't mean I won't burn your ass." Shego threatened.
"Ah, but you think I'm cute!" Ron said with a grin.
"Oh, fuck me!" Shego said as she looked ahead at the road.
"Not until we start dating." Ron joked with her.
"No, I mean look ahead!" Shego told him.
As Ron glanced at the road ahead of them, the grin disappeared and was replaced by a loud gulp as they saw the road block.
"Oh no. Well, I've had fun being a guy. Too bad I'm loosing my nuts before I loose my virginity." Ron said as he thought of what Kim was going to do to him.
"Oh ye of little faith, my Monkey Boy." Shego said as she turned the nob on her radio, and the radio flipped inside the console and revealed a large green button. "You're good at pushing buttons Ron, but this is my turn." Shego told him as she pressed the gas and hit the button.
Inside the engine, a mixture of Nitrous that Dr. Drakken and Motor Ed had created boosted the car's speed with enough force that it forced Ron to sink into his seat. Ron kept thinking over and over that Shego was going to ram them head on. Ron was amazed when Shego slipped the car right through a gap that almost seemed it wasn't even big enough for a bike messenger!
"HOW THE HELL?" Ron asked as he looked at the green skinned vixen beside him.
"Trade secret's, Ron." Shego said with a smirk.
When Ron left Team Possible for more excitement, this was what he was talking about. The thrill of a chase, almost being caught and narrowing escaping. He didn't know Shego's life was so – so – FUN!
"Shego, will you marry me?" he asked with a grin.
"Like you said, not until we start dating first." Shego replied as they sped away from the police officers.
"SON OF BITCH! WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YA WAITIN FOR? LET'S GO GET THEM!" Sheriff Branford shouted as he and the others gave chase, leaving one lone officer to tell Miss Possible what had happened. In a matter of moments, a very angry Kim Possible stopped beside the confused southerner.
"Miss Possible, they actually ran right through our road block!" the officer told Kim with an amazed look on his face.
"You sip shits couldn't close an umbrella!" Kim said and followed the other officers.
"That was a little rude, cuz." Larry told her.
"Larry?"
"Yeah, cuz?"
"BITE ME!" Kim shouted as she became determined to catch the asshole in the black Trans Am.
"I hope you've got some other tricks in this thing, because we've got three smokies tail grabbing our ass." Ron told her.
"I've got one little trick. Just in case, put your head between you legs just in case you have to kiss your butt good bye." Shego told him.
Ron looked and saw the trailer of an eighteen wheeler backing up into the road.
"HOLY SHIT!" Ron shouted as Shego floored the car to its top speed and barley scrapped past the bumper of the large trailer as it blocked off the rest of the road.
The other cruisers stopped and swerved to avoid a collision with the trailer. The officers got out and started cursing at the road block in front of them. That's when they heard the load roar of an engine being pushed to its limit coming fast behind them. The officers turned to see a red headed driver of a Texas police cruiser make the turn and still gunning the gas as it rushed right toward the parked trailer.
"LARRY DUCK, OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS!"
CRASH!
The cruiser went underneath the trailer while it ripped the windows, windshield, and the rest of the car roof from the rest of its frame. The cruiser skidded as the brakes were applied. As the car stopped, a few officers and the driver walked to see what had happened and prayed they didn't have something gruesome on their hands.
That's when a very shaky, gloved hand rose and clutched the steering wheel, followed by another. Then a very pale, scared, and trembling young woman raised her hair and matted red hair from where she had ducked and looked at her surrounding with terrified eyes. As she tried to calm her nerves and her breathing, her cousin rose up like he was waking up from a nap.
"Kim, I believe that the impact might have damaged the car." Larry said as Kim instantly calmed and gave her cousin a very annoyed look.
"No shit, Larry. What was your first clue?" she asked him as she started the car and began to follow the path Bandit took.
"Are you starting to get a little hungry?" Ron asked Shego.
"Now that you mention it, I am. But no Bueno Nacho!" Shego told him.
"Oh go ahead and spoil the fun out of a road trip." Ron said as he sulked.
Shego had to admit that it was cute when he was pouting like that. Wait, did she just think he was cute? Calm down, Shego, you're just looking for a little action. She swore that after a few months in jail that she was starting to get corporal tunnel syndrome in her hands. She smirked a little at her own joke and turned back to Ron as she grabbed the mic.
"Cyborg? Do I have your ears, son?" Shego said into the mic.
"Talk to me you She-Devil you." Felix replied.
"Listen, I'm going to stop at a Choke & Puke and take a 10-100, you got me?" she asked.
"Loud and clear! While you're there, get me a couple of hamburgers. Old Fred here is starting to look a little too thin around the gills." Felix told them as he rubbed the head of the seeping hound dog.
"10-4 Cyborg. Over and out." Shego said and hung up the mic. "Cheer up, Ron. I'll buy you the biggest, fattest cheeseburger the next truck stop's got." Shego told him.
"Even chili fries?" Ron asked, causing Shego to cringe at the thought of all that grease and fat.
"Even if they have chili fires, which I hope they got rid of." Shego muttered to herself as she concentrated on the road ahead.
"I haven't lost yet, and I'm not about to start now." Kim almost growled as she planted her foot to the gas pedal like it was a lead weight.
"Uh, Cuz? Are you going to try and catch up to them?" Larry asked her.
"Of course, Larry! Why do you think this is called a high speed pursuit?" Kim asked him as she floored it.
"Well, if it isn't too much trouble, could we stop at the next gas station?" Larry asked her.
"Why?" she asked.
"I have to use the little boys room." Larry said.
"I thought I told you to go before we left!" she told him.
"I didn't have to go then, but I have to now." Larry told her.
"Then just hold it in." she told him.
"But we have to stop at a gas station." Larry said.
"Can't you hold it?" Kim asked him.
"Yes, but the car is almost out of gas." Larry said and pointed to the gas gauge.
Kim looked at the gauge and saw that it wasn't too far from ¼ marker. Kim groaned in frustration as she saw it, and was tempted to beat her head against the wheel.
"How long do you think it will be before,"
"ONE SHIT AT A TIME!" Kim shouted.
Shego sat in the cushioned stool as she tried not to get sick from the smell of all the grease in the truck stop. Ron had wolfed down a triple bacon cheeseburger and cheese fries like there was no tomorrow, and drank two extra large cokes in the span of twenty minutes. How the hell did he stay thin? Shego just had a BLT sandwich and was waiting while he went to the bathroom. She didn't care how bad she had to go; she wouldn't trust a public restroom if someone even paid her all the money in the world.
"What's taking him so long?" Shego asked herself as she glanced at her watch and put her sunglasses back on and re-tied her pony tail. She had just paid for the burgers for Felix's dog and placed her hat back on when someone else came in. Someone Shego did not want to see right then, and kept her head down. Thank God most truck stops had piss poor lighting.
"Larry, do you need anything?" Kim called out to her cousin.
"How about a couple of hush puppies?" Larry called out.
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT, YOU IDIOT! Stupid nerd! I wish I still had Ron with me, at leas t he made me laugh. One Turkey Wrap and an iced tea, and hurry! I'm in a damn rush!" Kim said to the waitress as she sat right next to Shego.
"Late for a date?" Shego teased. As long as Kimmie didn't recognize her, there wasn't any harm in picking on her a little.
"I wish! I'm in pursuit of a crazed nut case! That son of a whore has caused numerous damage to public property, and almost caused the deaths of several brother officers. Me included!" Kim said as she wolfed down her wrap like Ron to a naco.
"I wonder how much of Ron rubbed off on her." Shego said to herself as she watched the wrap disappear.
"How much do I owe you?" Kim asked the waitress.
"No, let me pay for that. It's the least I can do for a respected enforcer of the law." Shego said as she whipped out a twenty and gave it to the waitress.
"At least not everyone in this world are assholes. Which way to the ladies room?" she asked Shego.
"Down the hall, pass the boar's head wearing sunglasses." Shego said and pointed to her left.
"Please and Thank You." Kim told her and walked off toward the bathroom.
"I hate the way she says that." Shego said as she grabbed the burgers and bolted outside. She had to hide the car and be damn quick!
As she ran outside, the Trans Am came to a full stop in front of her with Ron at the wheel!
"How did you,"
"Never mind, just get in. Kim's in there!" Ron said as he opened the passenger side door.
"No shit, Sherlock! I just had a little talk with her. FLOOR IT!" Shego shouted as Ron sped out of there like a bat out of hell. Kim came outside with a satisfied smile on her face as she stepped back into the car and adjusted her hair in the broken rearview, with Larry waiting patiently.
"Cuz, were the plates on the suspect's car Band-One?" Larry asked her.
"Yeah, they were. Why do you ask?" she asked him.
"Because a car with the same plates just drove away from here. Pretty weird coincidence, huh?" Larry asked her as Kim's eyes widened.
"DO WHAT? SON OF A BITCH!" Kim shouted and sped the car away from the gas pumps, ripping the gas hose in half as the nozzle fell out of the gas tank and clattered to the concrete as gas sprayed the concrete.
"You better tell me you know how to drive a car!" Shego said as she put on her seat belt.
"Shego, you'd be surprised." Ron said as he looked in the mirror and saw a car that had a flowing mane of red hair inside of it. "I wonder what happened to her car?" Ron asked himself as he followed the road.
"Shit, we need to loose her and fast!" Shego said as she looked back and saw Kim catching up to them quickly.
"Just give me a minute to think of something." Ron said as he drove.
As the scenery passed by them, Ron caught a glimpse of a road construction sign and saw a over pass bridge that looked like it was only half complete.
"Hey Shego, you ever watch the Dukes of Hazzard?" Ron asked her.
"Movie or show?" she asked him with a little unease. Why was he asking about that right now?
"Both." Ron answered.
"Yeah, I've seen them. Why do you ask?" Shego asked him.
"Which do I look like more? Bo Duke, or Luke Duke?" Ron asked as he pressed the Nitrous button, broke through the road barriers, and went up the unfinished bridge like it was a ramp.
"RON, WHAT ARE DOING?" Shego shouted as they were launched into the air and sailed into an ark, with Shego screaming the entire way. They landed hard, but the car stayed in one piece as they quickly sped away from a very frustrated Kim as she was cursing up a storm.
"HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THAT! WE MADE IT! WE ACTUALLY MADE IT! Oh Christ, what a thrill! I want a jump over the Grand Canyon, or the moon! Where did you learn how to do that?" Shego asked them as total excitement flooded her system and mind with a very wide grin on her face as she tried to catch her breath.
"You remember that exciting career I wanted?" Ron asked her.
"Yeah?"
"I'm a Hollywood stunt car driver." Ron said with a smirk as Shego's eyes and grin widened.
"Oh my God in Heaven!" Shego said with every word coming out like a moan.
"You okay, Shego?" Ron asked her, a little worried of her actions.
"I'm getting really turned on!" She said with a small laugh.
"Oh, really?" Ron asked with a sarcastic tone.
"Oh, you don't believe me?" Shego asked him.
Ron was a little curious when Shego grabbed his right hand and put it on her jeans. Ron wasn't looking, but noticed that it was rather warm and damp. That's when he also felt two thigh muscles on each side of his hand.
"Sh-Shego? W-where's my hand at?" Ron asked as it went a few octaves higher.
"Take three guesses." Shego answered with a very sly grin. Shego gave a small laugh when Ron swerved and almost went off the road as he realized what he was touching.
Kim just glared at the car for a few seconds from the unfinished bridge as she got back in the car and had to take the long way around.
"You –you – YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Kim shouted as part of her green eyes started to turn a little red.
"Cuz, I think you might be getting a little aggravated." Larry said.
"Gee, YOU THINK?" Kim shouted as she tried to find a way to catch the black Trans Am.
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From the dawn of time we came, moving silently among you down through the centuries. Living many secret lives.
"I've got some weird news. Jack Hench was found murdered a few hours ago!" Wade told her.
"Murdered? Wow, I guess he finally ticked off the wrong villain." Kim told him.
"Obviously. He was found decapitated." he told her.
"Eww, so don't need the details!" she told him, wincing at what she heard.
"Sorry Kim, but you do. Global Justice wants you and Ron on the case. It looks like they want to see if you're GJ material." Wade told her.
Struggling to reach the time of The Gathering, when those of us that remain will battle to the last.
"What the hell is going on here? Why is Global Justice sending kids to a murder case?" Murphy asked his boss.
"Those are no ordinary kids, Murphy. If you remember correctly, they saved the world a couple of months ago?"
"Then why saddle them with me? You know I don't want to work with anyone!" he told him.
"Would you get over it! Besides, they're not your permanent partners. Now teach them what they need to know, and make sure we get this sicko off my streets." the man said and walked away.
"I hate it when he pulls this shit. Global Justice is worse than the fucking FBI." Richard said as he threw his toothpick on the ground.
No one has ever known we were among you, until now.
"Y-you were dead! We saw – and you were – W-What the hell are you?" Kim asked him.
"I'm different." Richard said as he got up.
In the end,
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Strike of a Blade