Naruto May Cry
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Chapter 3: Academy Exam Commence!
It was a sunny day in the village of Konoha, and many of the academy students were anxious to pass the genin exams they were going to take today. But one student especially, his name was Uchiha Sasuke, he was the only survivor to the Uchiha massacre and the only other member of the village with a powerful kekkei genkai. He was in his usual brooding mood as always.
"Get the fucking hell out of my way!" a voice said from behind. Sasuke looked back to see a blonde kid riding something unknown to him. Of course, we know him, it was Naruto.
'Shit! I'm going to hit him if I don't do something.' Naruto thought as he pulled on the handles of his customized Kawasaki motorcycle and jumped into the air, flipped and landed the cycle and skidded to a halt.
"What the hell's your problem? Couldn't you here me say get out of my way?" Naruto shouted angrily as he checked the motorcycle for any scratches on its sides. Once He saw everything was alright he got on it and drove off.
"Freaky." was all Sasuke said before heading off to the academy.
Naruto drove around the village just for fun because he knew it was pointless to head there.
"Damn I'm hungry." Naruto said to himself rubbing his growling stomach.
He was now weaving through the traffic of people in the shopping district when he spotted a pizza shop.
"Oh hell yes! Pizza!" Naruto shouted as he stopped his bike to side and entered the shop.
50 minutes later
"Thank you come again!" said the waitress as she stared at Naruto's butt.
"I'll be coming back again for lunch, so don't worry about it!" Naruto said as he exited. He looked down at his watch and he was cutting it close.
"Shit." He said as he ran to his bike and sped off towards the academy.
At the academy
"Now students, today is an important day for you all," Iruka, the sensei of the graduating class said.
"As you kn"
"WAIT!" a voice said from the window. Everyone looked over to see a kid on a machine heading their way.
"Everyone, away from the windows!" Iruka commanded. The children did so and no sooner they did so, the boy crashed through a good portion of the wall and jumped off his bike which hit the wall and slid down. Iruka was curious and angry at the kid for endangering his student's lives. The boy got up and turned around and looked at the bike.
"Damnnit! I thought I got the timing right," Iruka sweat dropped at the boy's antics, "Oh, are you Umino Iruka?"
"Yes I am."
"I'm here to take the genin exam here," The boy dug through one of the pockets to find an envelope, "Here is a letter from the old man Hokage as proof."
Iruka read through it and confirmed it was from the Sandaime, "Ok, but since you weren't here for all of the terms required, your at the bottom of the class. I would also like you to tell everyone your name."
"Fine," the boy said and turned around to face the class, "I'm Uzumaki Naruto, mess with me and you won't live another day to regret it."
Iruka's eyes widened, 'The demon, here?' in his mind the death of his parents came back.
"W-w-well Naruto, just find a seat and wait for me to finish the instructions."
"Whatever." Naruto shrugged and lightly jumped over the students head and landed right in an empty seat with his feet on the desk and quickly fell asleep.
10 minutes later
"I want to see you all out on the field." Iruka said waking Naruto from his sleep.
All the students started to follow Iruka out of the door and out on to the field.
"Alright students, this year's exam consists of three tests. The first will be weapons exam, where we see how well you can handle the basic shuriken and throwing kunai. Second will be your endurance, in this test we will see how fast you can finish the obstacle course we instructors created. Finally, we have the ninjutsu test. Here we see how well you can control and mold chakra by having you perform a simple bunshin no jutsu. To help me, my assistant Mizuki will help judge," Iruka said looking at the students, "Ok, Naruto since your new here, why don't you go first."
Naruto yawned and stepped in front of everyone else. Iruka smirked when he saw Naruto didn't have any kunai or shuriken.
"Naruto, for this test you need to hit that target from 50 meters. You don't have any shuriken or kunai, I'll let you borrow a few of mine," Iruka said handing him a few kunai and shuriken. Now, it may have seemed this was a nice thing to do at this point for a person that thinks Naruto as a demon, But the trick with the weapons were that they looked normal but had a small deformities, probably from being over used, that made them very inaccurate.
'I would like to see him pass with those weapons' Iruka thought as he smirked inwardly.
Naruto looked at the weapons then looked at Iruka, "Thanks," Iruka thought he foled the boy until Naruto tossed them aside, "But I won't need them when I have A&D"
Naruto grabbed one of his scrolls and bit his thumb. He unrolled a small bit of the scroll and spread his blood on the first words which was a big bold 'A&D'. Then in a cloud of smoke, two weapons which were Naruto's own customized pistols that resembled Dante-sensei's Ebony and Ivory. Of course, no one knew what A&D stood for until Naruto brought the weapons to his sides. From the student's point of view, the guns were nothing more than a metal object one painted black with red streaks running across the sides and coming to a stop when the back spreads to show bat wings, the other looked the same except this one had dove wings at the end and the coloring was extremely polished silver with white streaks. Naruto aimed them at the target.
"Angel and Devil." Naruto said with a smirk as he pulled the trigger at an extreme rate. The noise to the students was unbearable and many covered their ears. After what seemed like an eternity, Naruto stopped shooting, spun the guns on his fingers, and holstered them. When the dust settled, there was nothing left of the target. Mizuki and Iruka just stood there stunned until Naruto spoke to them.
"Now are we going to continue or what?"
"O-o-o-okay, next is the obstacle course. Ready… set… go!" Iruka yelled as he clicked the stopwatch.
Naruto grinned, "This is easy," he snapped his fingers and whispered, "quicksilver."
Soon everything started to slow down and soon completely stopped. Naruto hummed a tune and started to work on the course. On the outside though, everyone was stunned at how fast Naruto was moving so fast that even Iruka, with his trained eyes, could only see a blur yellow with hints of red speeding through the course. Soon Naruto reached the finish and snapped his fingers again to undo quicksilver.
"Iruka-sensei, what time did I get?" Iruka got out of his stupor and stopped the timer. His eyes bulged.
"T-t-t-two seconds flat." Naruto whooped.
"Your final task is to perform bunshin no jutsu then the test is completed." Iruka said.
Naruto nodded, but instead, he mumbled something and his shadow started to rise off of the ground and then slit into three identical shapes of Naruto. Suddenly, the shadows burst leaving three Naruto's as the dark forms reformed into his shadow.
"Does this qualify?" Naruto asked the once again stunned instructors.
Iruka just silently handed Naruto a leaf head band. Naruto just grinned and walked back to the classroom.
30 minutes later…
The students that passed came back. Naruto could only guess at why some of them passed. Many of the girls that swooned over the last Uchiha was highly suspect. He decided not to dwell on it as long as he could trust them and let him use his full potential without them holding him back. After a while, Iruka-sensei and Mizuki entered into the room.
"Congratulations on passing the exams everyone, although you have passed, things aren't over yet. You all shall meet here again several weeks from now to be officially assigned to a team. Thanks for giving me a fun year everyone. Dismissed!"
Naruto looked at his watch to see it was a little close to lunch so he grabbed his cycle and decided to head out.
"Naruto, you stay here." Naruto looked back from the door to look at Iruka who was pointing to the destroyed wall.
"I'll fix it once I have lunch." Naruto said as he was abut to leave again, but this time Iruka grabbed him by the back of his jacket.
"No, you break, you fix." Now get crack'n" Iruka commanded.
Naruto sighed, "Fine, whatever."
Thirty minutes later
"All finished. Happy now?" Naruto asked crankily as Iruka inspected the wall.
"It's adequate until I get some pro's to do it. You can leave now."
Naruto grabbed his bike and left. Once he was out of the academy, he looked at his watch to see it was way past his lunch time.
"Oh fuck!" he shouted as he got on his bike and blasted off towards the pizza shop.
To be continued…