Naruto May Cry
(You know, here is the last update for the Pairing, and the votes are in! I also have been told to go with one pairing or another so I decided to end that, UI would do a double pairing as long as the votes are close enough.
Hinata – 15
Anko – 21
Kurenai – 1
Harem – 6
Tenten – 3
Ino – 0
Tsunade –1
Shizune – 0
Sakura – 0
Hanabi – 1
Tayuya – 1
Hana – 0
Temari – 1
None – 1
So I guess I'll make this a Naruto x Hinatax Anko pairing. If anyone flames me for this, I'll be pissed off that's for sure. I try and satisfy what my readers want so Keep off my back if possible ok. Now, enjoy the chapter.)
Chapter 5: Teams
Naruto ran through the crowd at the speed Gai could go with his weights on. Which in actuality is very, very fast (just think of Lee without his weights on, yeah I actually was surprised at how fast he can go). Naruto in his mad dash to escape as well as meet the old man didn't see a girl get in the way and hit her dead on causing a two man pile up. When the dust settled, Naruto looked down to see his hands were on something soft. Soon he noticed his hands were on a girl's chest. With his luck, he kind of figured he was in a compromising position… and how wonderfully correct he was.
"A-a-ano…" Naruto looked to see the girls face. Her eyes were as white as snow and she was now blushing a whole new color of red.
'Shit!' was all that was going through our hero's mind at the moment, "L-l-look I can explain." He proclaimed as he got off and waved his hands in front of him, "I didn't mean to run into you or touch your breasts or anything like that. Not that I don't want to –"
This made the girl blush more than she was and promptly fainted.
"Aww, fuck." Naruto said to himself as he was about to leave to go to the Tower. But then he stopped and turned around and looked at the prone girl for a moment.
"Sight, damn myself for getting into these kinds of messes. What Kami did I piss off to deserve this?!" Naruto yelled up into the sky. Naruto picked the girl up bridal style and left her in the hands of professional doctors at Konoha General Hospital
Like a ritual he kicked open the door to the office to find the Hokage sleeping. Naruto not missing a chance like this brought our a digital camera and started to take pictures as well as silently dig through the drawers to find anything that he could use as blackmail for later. After collecting the "evidence" Naruto decided to wake up the old man.
"Yo Jii-san!" He yelled into the 60 year-old Hokage's year making him jump, hit his head on the roof, and back into his chair, "What did you want to see me about."
'I sometimes wish he would grow up and think a little more seriously than play these kinds of tricks.' Sarutobi thought, "Ah yes, Naruto. I still haven't received your shinobi profile yet."
"What's that?"
Sigh "It's your profile that contains all personal information about your time as a shinobi for Konoha. Every shinobi has his or her own and are kept as a refernce if anything should happen." Sarutobi explained to the blonde pre-teen. Naruto just nodded and pulled out a scroll. He tossed it to the old man.
"That should do it. Just put some blood on it." the Hokage complied and did so. As soon as he did a manila folder appeared in a plume of smoke. On the top was a picture on top of some medical files held by a paperclip. On the inside, it contained it held all information regarding missions, training, techniques known, techniques developed, hobbies, etc. Sarutobi was amazed at the depth of detail in all the areas.
"Yes, this should work nicely." He said as he put it on top of his desk.
"Yeah, about that… I wanted to ask you a favor concerning my profile." Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Oh, and what would that be?"
"I want you to classify it as an SS-rank information."
"Why would you want me to do that?"
"Angery villagers and Shinobi out for revenge. Do I need to say anymore? I also want it kept away from my instructor too."
"I understand the first part but why from your jounin instructor too?"
"Because if my instincts serve me correctly, they will think of nothing less of me than a demon spawn."
Sarutobi mauled over this. He knew Naruto was right but to information regarding the students of the instructor could heavily damage the way the team would work. In the end they made a compromise that the jounin instructors could see all the general information, which included, his name, medical records excluding certain details, hobbies, and a small selection of jutsu learned.
"Now that is settled, you may leave." Naruto started to head out the door when Sarutobi stopped him, "Don't forget to go to the academy tomorrow to meet you team and instructor."
"Like I will old man!" Sarutobi smiled as he watched Naruto walk out of his office.
With Naruto back at his house
Naruto now looked at the front porch of his house. It was barren with the exception of a few grass patches. But then again, if he put anything out, then the damn villagers might come and vandalize everything like when he was younger, and even if he put the special seals on, the restriction of the seal was that the invader themselves that needed to touch the specific item or area. Now this got him thinking.
'I wonder if I could do that?' Naruto thought as he pulled out a scroll from the back slot in the belt going around and over his shoulder. He bit his thumb, put the blood on the scroll. In a flash of light, two serrated curved swords with demonic faces at the hilt appeared.
"Yo Agni, Rudra, you two awake?" he said picking the two up so the hilt would be facing up. Then the eyes of the hilt opened.
"Ah, fox-child. What do you ask of us?" the red one called Agni asked.
"Yes, Name it and we will do it if it is within our limits." The blue one called Rudra said.
"Yeah, I wanted to know it you two wanted to become guardians again." Naruto said with a smile, "You two up for it?"
The two swords were silent for a while, "We accept!"
'Now I need to get the others to agree.' He thought as he smirked and walked into his house to draw up a plan for his talking weapons.
Next day
Naruto woke up with an extra skip to his step because today was the day of team assignments. He was currently sitting in the back reading an old letter from Dante shishou. It read:
Hey Short stuff,
I know you're getting your ass back to that shit hole of a village, (Naruto smiled at this) I taught you everything I know an so much more as well as teaching you to embrace your inner demon. If you fail this exam and don't show those bastards, I'll kill you myself. You know I will. Anyway, call me once you passed, I'll be there to celebrate with some booze and boobs.
Dante
Naruto put the letter away with a smile on his face. He sent the letter yesterday. The classroom was now filling with the students that passed the exams. He noticed that the girl he encountered yesterday sat next to him. He didn't care much except she kept looking at him then looked the other way flushed. Iruka now walked in and started to list the three man cells. Naruto didn't pay much attention until his team came up.
"Team 6: Hyuuga Hinata, Uzumaki Naruto, and Yamanaka Ino. Your Jounin sensei is… Mitarashi Anko!"
As soon as it was announced, a giant plume of smoke appeared and clanging of kunai knives hitting wood. The smoke dissipated to show a giant banner strung across the blackboard with the inscription, "Team Anko: the best team in the world!"
"Ok, team 6! Just because you passed the academy exams doesn't mean your full time shinobi yet! Let go maggots!" Anko shouted.
Then there was silence.
Anko was sweating bullets until she spotted Naruto.
"You!" she pointed to him and with her free arm threw several shurikens at him.
He dodged half of them and blocked the rest by shooting them down with A&D.
"Hey crazy lady! You deserved it for ruining my pizza." Naruto said to her nonchalantly while dodging her taijutsu attacks.
"You bastard! I'll get you back for making me pay for your food!" She said as she pressed on her attack… at least until she stepped on Naruto's boot throwing them both off balance. They both fell and their lips met.
'Hey, she doesn't taste that bad.' Naruto thought.
'Mmmmmmm, he tastes of pizza. No bad actually.' She thought.
'Shit! What the hell am I thinking!' both thought simultaneously.
Both of them soon became green in the face and separated as they coughed, spat, or stole some water from someone else's lunch bag to wash away the taste.
"I'm going to get you for this bastard!" Anko said as she started to gargle with water from Sasuke's water bottle, which angered him, but he didn't show it.
"Whatever."
"Ok, my team, I will meet you at training area number 43." She said as she disappeared.
'This is going to be a pain in the ass.' Naruto thought as he opened the window and jumped out.
At training area 43
Anko watched as they sat down on a stump and then started to walk back and forth sizing up the three genins.
'The Hyuuga has an inferiority complex, the Yamanaka is a fan girl, and the bastard is a bastard.' She thought as she kept on pacing around once more.
"Ok, now I want you three to tell me what you like, dislike, hobbies, and dreams for the future. Let's start with you Hyuuga." Anko declared scaring the shy Hinata.
"M-my n-name i"
"Damn girl, I can barely hear you over my own thoughts! When speaking, speak louder!" Anko interrupted
"Y-yes" Hinata said but only a little louder than how she was before.
"Louder!"
"My Name is Hyuuga Hinata, I like flower arranging and studying medical jutsu, I dislike people who hurt the people's feelings, my hobbies are to train and take walks, my dream is to become strong enough to become the Hyuuga Heir and make father proud." She practically screamed this out.
"… Much better," Anko said then pointed to Ino, "You fan girl, you're next!"
Ino was a little pissed but held it back, "My name is Yamanaka Ino, I like Sasuke-kun, I dislike anyone insulting my likes, my hobby is to annoy forehead girl Sakura, and my dream is to imagines herself with Sasuke holding his child that she bore Kyaaa!"
Anko sweated, "Ooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyy. Next is the bastard."
"Fuck you old hag! My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like to train, make my own unique inventions and guns… lots and lots of guns… Oh, and I can't forget about my swords. I dislike hypocritical people in general; they are shortsighted wastes of space. My hobbies, include polishing my guns, training in my art, and working on my bike. My dream is to become Hokage to show the shortsighted pieces shit living in this village that I can amount to something."
Anko was taken aback by the bastards bold statements. This was a rare occurrence for someone would try to reach Hokage for his or her own ambitions.
"Well now that we got that out of our way, you three are dismissed. Tomorrow you will meet here again at nine for your true Genin Exam."
"What?! Then what was that test we took in the academy?!" Ino shouted.
"Oh, that waste of time? It was to pick out the ones with potential to become shinobi. To tell the truth, there will only be three teams that can become genin so you three have a 66 failure rate. Bye now!" Anko said with a smile on her face and left in a flash. Naruto sighed, stood up, and left. Hinata followed shortly leaving Ino there in a state of shock.
Over with Anko
'Even though I said that, I don't know what I should do for the exam.' Anko thought as she kept on walking through the busy street of the market district. Then she noticed Kakashi in front of the mature bookstore ogling over the new Icha Icha violence: Jealousy strikes back! That was when she had an epiphany. She evilly grinned as she stared at Kakashi entering the store and coming out with the book he was ogling at five seconds ago.
Next day at nine o'clock
Everyone was present, albeit tired, but present. Anko's grin gave everyone the chills.
"Ok, everyone! Your exam will be a mock mission. The mission will be for you to go as a team and infiltrate the genin exam of one Hatake Kakashi and defeat any and all resistance. For proof of your victory, I will require an orange book from Hatake Kakashi called Icha Icha Violence: Jealousy strikes back! The targets will be at Training area number 7." Anko declared then she looks at her watch, "You have until one o'clock to complete the mission. Ready? Mission starts now!"
The three genins ran off towards the target location. 'I wonder if they will make it?'
Over near training area number 7
(from here, I won't do the stuttering of Hinata because I'm just don't like to do it.)
Naruto, Hinata, and Ino closed in on their target location.
Naruto then stopped making the others stop as well.
"Why'd you stop?" Ino asked angrily.
"Because this is the best range for my attacks," Naruto said taking out a scroll, "Hinata, can you tell me the location of the enemies?"
Hinata nodded as she looked at the scroll in curiosity, but Ino asked the question first.
"What's in the scroll this time?"
Naruto smirked as he opened it and swiped some of his blood on the ink. With a poof, a long barreled sniper rifle appeared.
"A gift from Dante-shishou. It's called spiral." The two girls were confused and curious at what the weapon did.
"Hinata, can you tell me the location of the four targets? Ino, I need you to wear this intercom."
Naruto produced a small blue tooth communicator, "I want you to go to the area and wait. I will contact you. When I do, I want you to take possess one of the genin and take the book."
Ino nodded and donned the communicator and ran to the training area.
"Hinata find them for me." Hinata nodded and used her Byakugan's magnifying ability.
"The Genins are in the bushes surrounding the clearing where Kakashi-san is reading the book. The genins consist of Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Inuzuka Kiba." Hinata replied.
"Specify their locations in the bushes." Naruto said steadying the sniper and tuning his scope and then loading the guns with small darts.
"Kiba-kun is in a bush near the river, Sakura-san is in the lying in the clearing behind an oak, and Sasuke-san is in the oak tree's top branch on the left side."
"Good." Naruto caulked spiral and located Kiba. Hinata jumped in surprise as Naruto pulled the trigger on it causing a giant boom to reverb in the area.
"Tell me the status of Kiba Hinata."
She used the Byakugan again, "Kiba is lying there with the dart in the thigh… Umm, Naruto-san?"
"What?"
"What is in the dart?"
"A poison that causes temporary paralysis. Of course, if I put some chakra in it, It would become a neurotoxin that kills a man in less than five minutes." Hinata shivered a little.
"Has any of the others moved?"
"No."
"Good." Naruto pulled the trigger two more time. Hinata saw them hit Sasuke and Sakura.
"Now those two are out of the way, Hinata has Kakashi moved or is he still there?"
"He hasn't moved."
Hinata looked over again to see Naruto unloading Spiral and replaced it with darts that unlike the others, held a purple liquid and was tipped with a green feather.
He then set the sights for the last target. He fired.
The Kakashi there turned into a log.
"Damn, a kawarimi. Hinata tell me the location."
"I'm, here."
Naruto jumped back and launched another shot. Kakashi caught it in between his index and middle fingers.
"How did you?"
"Find your location? I traced the trajectory of those darts that you shot at my students."
Naruto smirked, "I always did want to fight you hand to hand."
Naruto unsheathed the red bladed katana off his side. He fell into a stance. Kakashi, more or less, just kept on reading. Naruto charged in.
"quicksilver" Naruto disappeard from Kakashi's sight. Kakashi was surprised but remained calm.
'This kid is going to give me a hard time.' He thought as he put away his book into the belt pouch.
"Breakdown!" Kakashi's combat experience was the only thing that allowed him to dodge in time to see Naruto appear for a split second with the sword pulled back.
"Ice age!"
'A trap!' Kakashi thought as Naruto was surrounded by a sphere of ice Kakashi couldn't entirely dodge it in time and had his left leg and right arm frozen in a block of ice.
Then Naruto burst from the center of the sphere and stabbed the jounin in the right thigh with a paralysis dart. Soon Kakashi was now vulnerable and defeated.
"Oi, Hinata." Naruto turned around to find Hinata had fainted. It seemed she was struck by Kakashi's genjustu before they fought. Naruto called for Ino and she appeared in a few minutes.
"So what are you going to do?" Kakashi asked.
"We were sent to ruin your exam by one Mitarashi Anko." Kakashi's eye showed that he expected an answer like this. Naruto walked behind him and searched his belt pouch and found the book. Kakashi's eyes widened.
"What are you going to do to my book!?" He asked trying to struggle from his paralysis and icy prison.
"I don't know. All she told us was to take the book to her. Ino pick up Hinata, we're leaving to tell our sensei we passed." Naruto sheathed his sword and walked back to where they could find Anko.
Currently in Kakashi's mind, he was mulling through the possible outcomes of the three handing the book to Anko. One, she would burn the book right in his face. Two, she'd have him become her personal slave for god knows how long. Three… he didn't want to think any further than two.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Kakashi yelled as he forced his chakra into all areas of his body and slowly but steadily started to "run after the three genins.
To be continued…