Hikari: hay, I'm alone working on this now. Yup. Just me.

Gir: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yum.

Hikari: what did you eat?

Gir: a nice steaming heap of Hikari Owns Nothing!

Hikari: oh, and sorry the first chappy was so short.

Zim stared the girl in the face. "I AM NOT GOING TO ENTERTAIN YOU…FIENDISH CHILDREN!! Now go play in traffic." The brunette teen ran out of the house, a jump rope in hand, in order to play in the 5:00 rush hour. Fortunately, the cars were all backed up and weren't moving. An hour later, the girl came back into the house, panting.

The boy was sitting in front of the TV, repeating the Acne Blast commercial to himself. She walked into the kitchen to drink a glass of water. The boy walked in, calling for his sister. "Sissy…" She gulped the last bit of water and beckoned him over. "Hey, Tim. What's up?"
"Sis, can we stay the night? I like the Gir person." Sister peeked into the living room, only to see Gir jumping up and down on the couch. More importantly, he wasn't a dog. He was a ROBOT.

"AAH!! WHAT IS THAT??" Sister ran to the trashcan, and in attempt to hide, jumped inside. Instead of reaching a nice, metal bottom, she hit nothing. After what seemed like a year, she finally hit a metal surface. Climbing out of the only opening available, Sister looked about at all the alien-like machinery.

"Come in, Anna." A huge voice echoed through the strange place. A door to her right slid open, revealing another weird room. She slowly approached it, peeking around each corner. When she finally got inside, the creepy door shut behind her. The room was completely dark besides a large spotlight in the middle of the room, which was highlighting a small chair that was facing the other direction. It quickly spun around, revealing Zim, no wig, no contacts. It was the real Zim, alien and all.

"I see you've seen Gir as his real self. And now you have seen me, as well. You know, I could always get a new experiment body…" He eyed her suspiciously. "I haven't had a female specimen yet…"

Anna's eyes widened in surprise. "N-no! I mean, why are you here?"

"Ah, yes, the Invasion. I was sent here as an Elite soldier in the Irken invasion army. It was part of the Operation Impending Doom 2, as I…ahem Well, I am here to take over this pitiful rock of a planet." Anna rubbed her head.

"So you wanna kill all these people?"

"No, just make them my eternal slaves."

Anna's mouth broke into a smile.

"Let me help you."
"WHAT?" Zim tried to stand on the platform his chair was on, but almost fell because it was so small. Replacing himself in his seat, Zim chuckled.

"You, help me? No way."

Anna threw him and angry look, but then snickered.

"You must let me! For all my life, I have waited for a chance like this to cease all of humanity! And rule it with a strong man by my side! Please, let me assist you with this rule." Zim rubbed his chin.

"Okay, Earthling. Assist me in my quest of evil! Plus I'm sure you'll be a lot better than Gir."

Zim's chair floated down to Anna, making her jump aside in surprise. She smiled and grabbed Zim's hand.

"Let's go get a pizza!"

A/N: Zim has learned to get used to our nasty food.