Naruto May Cry
Chapter 7: Weird Reunion
Ever since they fiasco with Kakashi acting like a dog in front of practically everyone in Konohagakure no Sato, his team has to wait to see if they pass to be genin or not because Kakashi put himself into lockdown and barricaded the door with every seal he knew.
Of course, this didn't prevent ridicule from spreading. As Anko now sold videotapes of it every chance she got to her co-workers. Today was different though, anko had a serious look on her face.
"What's up Anko-sensei?" Ino asked as the four walked down the hall to the mission room for their daily missions.
"I'm going to ask for a higher ranked mission." She replied making Ino freeze.
"WHAT?!" Ino got hit on the head.
"Shut up. It's not fun babysitting you brats on these D-ranked missions! I need action. Plus, this should help send your little brains into reality." Anko said with a sadistic smirk. The three genin inched away from their jounin sensei.
Once inside, they saw team 7 leaving for their mission. As they walked past, they team Anko felt the others stare holes through their heads.
"Ah, Anko. What can I do for your team today?" Sandaime said as he took a puff out of his corncob pipe.
'I wonder what he's smoking in that pipe of his. By the smell I can already tell it ain't tobacco.' Naruto thought as he pinched his nose.
"Sir. I want to request at the least a C-rank mission for my team." Anko said with a stern voice, "They are more than capable of taking on a higher ranked mission."
The hokage took another puff from the pipe, "Since you think they are prepared, I got one that would most likely prove it."
Sandaime lifted up a manila folder with a scroll attached to it, "This C-ranked mission requires you to be bodyguards for someone until they finish their business."
"So who're we protecting?" Ino asked.
"Ah, will you please enter." A drunken man walked in to the room, "This is the person you need to protect."
The man took a swig from his sake bottle, "I am the super bridge builder Tazuna. I can't believe you're allowing kids protect me. Especially that blond boy and their teacher. They don't seem to be the reliable ty"
In that moment Naruto pulled out Angel and released fifty rounds of hot lead outlining the man and destroying his bottle. Anko threw a kunai at the drunken man missing his crotch by a few millimeters. It took Hinata, Ino, Sandaime, and Iruka to hold the two time-bombs from killing their client. After a while, Naruto broke through and charged Tazuna. Naruto lifted him by the neck while pointing Angel at his head.
"Now, I will let that insult go this one time," he now stuck Angel on Tazuna's chest, "But the next time you insult me or do anything I find annoying, my three-headed pet will be fighting over which head gets to eat my unfortunate victim as well as you losing something more important than your real family."
Naruto pointed the gun right at the bridge builder's crotch.
"Understand?"
Tazuna nodded furiously.
"Good." He holstered his gun and walked out the door… Then he came back through rubbing the back of his head, "I forgot to ask when we're leaving and wwhich gate to meet at."
Everyone face faulted leaving a silhouette of themselves in the oak-wood floor.
"That's because I haven't told you ya dumbshit!" Anko yelled.
"Whatever! Just get on with it hag!" the two were about to go at each other. Luckily, Sandaime was a quick learner and had sent for the Anbu who were now barely able to contain the wrath of the two. The two calmed down an hour later and the team split up to get their necessities and meet at the East gate in 30 minutes.
Narut, being the pizza freak no thanks to a half-demon teacher's obsession with the stuff… including beer, Naruto created a seal specially created to keep frozen items frozen. He almost attempted to rip out the oven and bring it with him except for the sad fact that there wasn't going to be any gas tanks or heating elements in the forest. He also brought down a duffle bag containing some trinkets he collected while under the guidance from the son of Sparda, and decided to bring his favorite item from the stash… ambrosia crystals. Naruto still wondered how Dante-shishou got a hold of this stuff but never really wanted to question that guy's methods as it usually ended with Dante putting a cap or ten in his ass.
The thirty minutes passed by quickly and everyone soon meet at the East gate.
"Now team," Anko said with a seriousness in her voice that made the genin actually pay attention, "this isn't like those shitty-ass D-ranks you three have been doing for the last month or two and I don't want my clean record being smudged because one of you was stupid enough to get your ass killed. So I will say this once, and only once. Don't get your ass killed!"
The three genin and one client stood shocked at the jounins speech.
'What a fucking bitch!' went through the minds of the four. With this in mind, they started their trek to Wave country. The first few days in to the journey was peaceful with nothing to obscure their path or travel time and traveling was at a fast, steady pace. At this rate, they were going to reach Wave Country in a couple more days.
The next day was like the previous days and they were walking down the main path when Naruto noticed a puddle on the ground.
'This has to be the worst cover in the history of ambushing.' Naruto thought as he looked at the others. He could already tell that anko knew and Hinata has her Byakugan active. They decided to act oblivious as it would lull the enemy into a sense of false security.
As soon as they had passed several feet the puddle rose to show two Kiri-nin who rushed at Anko. But they never reached her as they now had sizable gap in their stomachs from a scythe running through them. Anko, Hinata, and Ino were taken by surprise and in that instant they were being jumped by the creatures. Naruto fell into action as he unsheathed his sword and in a blink of an eye dispatched the assailants.
"Don't let your guards down. They aren't our friends and I don't think you would like one as a friend anyways," Naruto said as he sliced through another one. Soon an army of them appeared and started to attack the group.
"What are they?!" Anko shouted as she threw a salvo of kunai and shuriken into the heads.
"Lets just say you don't want to know." Naruto said as he pulled out A&D and became trigger happy. This battle went on for another hour and the number of enemies seemed to be never ending. Anko, Hinata, and Ino were now at the ends of their wit while they protected Tazuna from the indiscriminate onslaught of the foul creatures from hell.
"These… guys… don't know… when to quite…" Anko wheezed out as she threw a kunai at another oncoming demon.
'Fuck! We won't last much longer if this keeps up!' Naruto thought as he dodged an overhead strike and shot the creature through it's head as it landed, 'Only if shishou were here.'
The suddenly one of them managed to get through the blockade and go after Tazuna directly.
"Shit!" Naruto yelled as he tried to aim the gun at the one going after Tazuna but was forced to keep it aimed around himself as the others continued to attack. The creature jumped up to strike Tazuna right through the middle when a bullet blasted the creatures head and a good portion of the top half right off.
"Thanks Naruto! Good save." Ino shouted then quickly dodged strike and struck back.
"That wasn't me." Naruto replied, 'the only other person I know that would carry a gun would be…'
Suddenly, screams that only the damned could make came from the group's right and the fight suddenly halted allowing the group to reform around Tazuna and look over to the area where the scream came from.
"HAH HA!" a voice of a man shouted joyfully as a large portion of the outer group of demons were sent flying into the sky either sliced to bits or as Swiss cheese. The others started to ignore team Anko and went after the source of the voice only to be shredded.
'That voice' Naruto thought as he continued to look on. The others looked on wide-eyed as the owner of the voice became clearer with each demon he destroyed. Soon the group saw a man with a giant double edged sword slicing through the demons while being artistic about it, 'Yep. It's Dante-shishou alright. No one else would be having a fun time dealing with these things.'
And true to Naruto's thoughts, upon closer inspection of Dante's face, you could see he was laughing silently while keeping a sadistic grin on his face.
In a few moments, there was but one left. It tried to get away until Dante rearwed his sword then at blinding speed flew forward and stabbed the demon shattering it upon contact with his sadistically jovial voice calling out, "BREAK DOWN!"
The others stared in awe as one man destroyed an entire army of demons without breaking a sweat.
"Hey, Dante-shishou!" Naruto shouted earning him a disarming smile from dante then a very hard bash to the head creating a crater.
"You dumb shit!" Dante said continuing to beat the living shit out of Naruto making the others sweat drop.
"I'm… sorry… shishou…" the beaten rag doll wheezed out as he stood up showing his face that showed no signs of being hit at all.
"Hmmm… Your regeneration factor is better than it was before," Then Dante had a glint of evil in his eyes as he pulled out Ebony and Ivory, "I need to test these new bullets on you… now dance!"
"Awwww Fuck!" Naruto shouted as he ran in to the woods.
"Get your ass back here!" Dante shouted chasing after Naruto while shooting off a few rounds followed by Naruto's cry of, "Shit!"
The other four looked on at the two disappearing figures.
"Ummm… sensei, I think our weird team, life, and job, became a little weirder." Ino said.
"I… think… we should just camp here for today." Anko replied as she pulled out a large bottle of an unknown brand that showed it had an alcohol proof of WTFH: What the Fucking Hell.
The two Genin left with their soon to be drunk off her ass Jounin instructor shook their heads and started to set up camp.
To be continued….