Yeah, yeah, updates will be slow. I'm sorry though. I.S.A.T. is hitting town (the state test) and if we don't pass it... the worst will happen. The state will take over our school and (DUN DUN DUNNN) WE'LL HAVE TO WEAR UNIFORMS!!! So yeah, here's number ten. Hot from the... documents... if that makes any sense... Enjoy!

Renlia sat in her chair, impatiently tapping her fingers. Only Monique was in the room, head down on the controls in a puddle of drool, she was asleep. Renlia was fed up with Eithen's constant disappearing. "MONIQUE!" Monique shot up, falling out of her seat, "WHO, WHAT, WHEN WHERE, WHY?!?"

"Where the Florf is your brother?"

"Uhhh-"

"Back!" Eithen came floating in with a bag of popcorn. Renlia slapped her forehead. Ever since the last mission, Eithen's been kind of an air head. Eithen sat down in the seat next to Monique as they both began stuffing their faces. Renlia looked at the screen, which shown a stupid cartoon similar to what Gir watches. Apparently Monique and Eithen were watching it. Renlia swore she was going to scream, but instead she just picked up the remote and turned it to a scene with Zim walking down the street from school. (A/N: This is hours before Caline crashed in Dib's yard. Okay, two day's to be exact. Forgot to mention that.) Renlia stood up and lifted her rist watch on her right hand up to her face. She pushed a button and it was pitch black, "Caline..." she said into it, "Caline, it's time. Wake up now!"

Caline found herself in a dark corridor. She didn't know where she was, the tiles on the ground and ceiling were so cheesy, it wasn't anything of the meekrobian or irkin sort! A rat-like creature ran under her feet and out of sight as a voice came from the door behind her.

"Fine Caline! You win! I'll go and you can't change my mind!"

The voice had different tones each time it said something else.

"I've never had a gift in my life; Where'd you get all these; I was sent here by the tallest; your disguise, its flawless; how do you know what a dog is; Caline! Caline!"

Caline swore she felt her heart stop. She saw a shadow cast out of the door, sharp claws and antennas. She ran, screaming. The shadow caught up to her, the voices not far behind, "CALINE!!!" The shadow disappeared, Caline heaving for breath and looking back, she thought it was safe. She caught her breath. But when Caline turned around, there it was strait up in her face. A sharp fang creature with small beady red eyes and a mouth as big as her body, a sword like tongue sticking out almost touching her forehead. Thick leathery black skin, this creature was hideous! She screamed at the top of her lungs, as the creature leaped out to her she felt her body fly up.

Still screaming Caline felt herself in her bed. The lights came on and Renlia, on a plasma screen hanging from a far off wall, was yelling at her. "Caline get up! Your going to be late!"

Caline has been a slave for Renlia for months now. She doesn't even remember how she was captured, but she wanted to refuse whatever Renlia told her to do. As soon as she opened her mouth to protest, a green flash ran across her eyes and she stiffened up, "Yes ma'am." she quickly said and slipped her uniform on. It was the same striped torso she's had since lord knows when. Caline walked out the door after another green flash ended the soldier act.

As Caline stepped into the room with Renlia standing there waiting for her, she had a strait face. Trying to hide all emotions. "I have a job for you."

"What is it now? Doing the laundry?"

"No."

"Washing the dishes?"

"No."

"Uhh... Oh I get it! You want me to fix the T.V. for Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb over there don't you."

"Hey!" Monique didn't like the names Caline called them. But since she was part of the big plan, there was nothing she could do about it. Only Renlia had the power to smack her.

"Monique," Renlia said, giving an eye message to Monique that she should shut up. Renlia turned back to Caline, "No. Actually, it's a mission, and you'll do it weather you want to or not."

Caline rolled her eyes, she knew she'd have to. Something makes her do it. But what? "You are to go to Earth and help a large headed boy. He'll give you the directions, we'll tell him all he has to do." A green flashed raced across Caline's eyes as Renlia told her what to do. She nodded and began her way to the cruiser. "Oh, Caline. Don't be so rushy. We have something to help you with your mission." Renlia said as Caline turned back around. Renlia reached behind her back and threw something at Caline's feet. It was a SIR unit. "I copied the design from the Irkin technology. It's just as useful as the real thing." Caline nodded and looked down at it. She kicked it and the red lights flashed on, then quickly went to purple, "SIR unit, ready for duty!" Caline tilted her head, "Hmmm... How about I just give you a name."

"..."

"What kind of name would you like?"

"I would only like what you would like, master."

"Master, huh? I like the sound of that. How about I call you... Salem!"

The newly named Salem just sat there. So Caline decided that would be it. "Come on Salem." Caline began, "We have a mission to do." And with that, Caline and Salem jumped into her Mosquito RX8 and zoomed off.

"Earth? Sounds familiar. You sure this is the right place, Renlia?" Caline asked, peering down at the screen on her ship. "Yes, that's it. Earth. Where else would Earthlings be?"

"Venus?"

"No! Just get on with the mission. I'll pin point your destination, just go to the red dot on your map."

A stick began waving over the controls, projecting a map of Earth and a pin point somewhere in New York City. Caline nodded and flew her ship down to the location.

Slowing down to dodge a few neighborhood trees, Caline couldn't see a thing. "Stupid trees! Ugh!" She drove the Mosquito in the atmosphere again to look down at the planet, "This is retarted! Computer, project my destination on the windows so I can just zoom down there myself."

Ugh! Renlia has no clue how to fly a ship, does she? Caline thought to herself.

"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Watch me launch my rocket into the sky where I have no apparent clue where it's gonna go!" cried a little boy with a pump in his hands that was connected to a launching pad with a small toy rocked on it. The father sat on the ground by the boy in the park. It was their bonding time. "Sure son." he said as he put his eyes on the boy's rocket. Once the little boy was about to pump the rocked, the father stood up, "Wait a minute. We can make it go higher! Let's push on the pump together, Tyler (little boy's name)." Tyler nodded and they both pushed the pump down extremely hard. The rocked shot up and flew out of their sight.

Caline was steadily driving the Mosquito down to the pin point on her map when something hit her ship. It caused her to shake out of her seat. She looked out her window, it was a poorly made toy rocket that was stuck in her main pipe, clogging it, causing her rocket to crash. Caline roared furiously, then looked at the controls.

"Computer," she said, "Unleash the parachute to slow us down."

"Eh, the what?" The computer asked.

"THE GOSH DANG PARA-" right then, the Mosquito landed (More like crashed) on the soil of the planet, "chute..." Caline finished after she began sliding down the glass windshield that she ran into.

"Isn't there a reason why they make seat-belts?" Asked the computer.

Caline ignored it's rambling on about the safety's of driving and slipped out of the Mosquito. The visions in her nightmares and sounds of that voice in her head blinded her, causing her to stumble. She fell over and leaned on a tree with one hand, the vision of the creature in her nightmares leaping out of her shot back to reality. Slowly, Caline lifted her head and looked at the sky. On the roof of a building in front of her, casting a shadow upon her from the moon, was Dib.

Long chapter I know. But I had to get this one all together to lay down where Caline was at and everything. Well, hoped you like that one! I'm off to write another! 3