At the park

"Hey fat head." Kyle said.

"Shut up you fucking jew!" Carman said.

"Well, were bored with you so we decided to get a new best friend." Stan said.

"Wait, what!?" Cartman replied.

"Yeah we're starting to get bored with you so we are replacing you with someone else. We're sick and tired of you calling us names!" Kyle said.

"Well like you guys are one to talk! You call me fat head and fat ass all the time! Screw you guys, I'm going home." Cartman said pointing his fingers towards home. "Mom take me home. This park is filled with the stench of jews, poor people, and know-it-alls!"

"Well if we're going to find a new best friend then we better get started." Stan said.