Clippy
"Well what do you want to do Clippy?" Kyle asked. Clippy just stood there.
"Don't be shy." Stan said.
Cartmans room"Well, I don't need those guys. I'm fine all by myself! I can do what I want. Screw those guys." Cartman sat there and talked to himself for hours.
At the movies"Isn't this awesome Clippy?" Kyle asked. The clip fell over.
"Clippy is my best friend!" Stan said.
"Cartman what are you doing here?" Kyle and Stan asked.
"I came here to tell you that you're all fucking gay and retarded! I don't even know why I considered you guys my friend! Oh yeah, your hat is stupid Kyle. Screw you guys I'm going home!"
"Wait! We're sorry that we yelled at you. We relized that you're our friend and calling each other names is just a way to say that we care about each other." Stan said.
"Do you really think my hat's stupid?"
The End!