A/N ok I will have to do several chapters now! isn't the challange marvelous?

Once upon a time, there was a little green boy named Zim…. No I don't suppose he was a boy was he? He was more of a walking talking lizard than a human boy. But anyways, I'm off track here. This… ummm… thing decided one morning to make someone's life a misery. Zim never knew why he did these things, he just did. Any way, the particular someone Zim was thinking about was a large headed boy named Dib. Now Dib knew that Zim was out of this world (literally) and he hated him for it. But no matter how hard he tried, Dib had trouble convincing others of his hypothesis (ooo I just love that word! It's so scientificy!).

Drat I'm off task again aren't I? MOVING ON! Now, Zim had many plans for Dib. And I mean MANY plans. Filing cabinets full of dreadful, tormenting, horrible ideas. Isn't it wonderful? Now one idea was so idiotic, so stupid, and so utterly repulsive, that naturally, Zim had to try it. Now, Zim had heard of the emotion humans called love, so he planned to make Dib fall in love with him. (I never said that Zim was a sane talking lizard, most of them aren't) And to accomplish such a task, Zim had to become a female worm baby and act as though he

(Zim's face turned red here as he explained it to his dumb robot) and I quote,

"L-mmmm. L-ooo-mmmm erg huh-huh aaaaAAAAHHH

(at this point he was spasmodically twitching on the floor)

mmmm

(gasps for breath and regains composure)

I have to pretend to...

(he looks constipated at this point) LIKE the big headed Dib stink!"

(Not much of a start is it?)

And so Zim began to work on his clever disguise, so that Dib wouldn't recognize him.

In the midst of his work, the dumb robot asked, "Whatcha goanna do when you become a girly girl master?" Zim turned around, outraged at the robots comment (he looked it to… If you had seen him you would be backing up a step and falling over a piggy) "Zim shall not become a girly girl, Gir! Whatever that is! The great Zim! Is merely trying to make the Dib worm fall in LOVE with Zim!" He cried with passion.

"OOOOOHHH! So when are you goanna kiss him?" Gir giggled and blushed (awww idjussokyote!).

Zim's mouth hit the floor. I mean literally, a piggy could have walked into it. He then frowned.

"Computer!" he barked.

"What is it now?" answered Computer in a lazy tone.

"Show Zim (!) The meaning of this….KISS" Zim thought that the computer sighed. In an instant, on Zim's big, screen thing of DOOM, showed him a multitude of images including passionate kisses and such. Zim stared at the horror for a second before collapsing on the floor and break dancing. All the while he was screaming, "THE HORROR! MY EYES! THEY BUUURRRNNN! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" (Aww isn't that kyote? He's foaming at the mouth! I just love Zim).

Finally, the images stopped and Zim picked himself up off the floor with an ugly grimace. "That shall never happen. I will not allow it to happen." He said determinedly

Heehee! yes I like it and I hope you will too!