OK,yeah,here's chapter 2!
Chapter 2- The horrors of a gummi ship
"I am So,So,not getting into that thing."Deidara said,Staring at the rather,Small,Gummi ship.
"Too bad." Leader said.
"I'd rather ride on Deidara's clay chocobo bird thing that that crappyass peice of shit!"Hidan yelled .
"Like I said earlier.'Too Bad'"LEader said,Getting the keys from the pocket of his other cloak.
"But Duuuuuude!" Kisame said."That thing looks so friggin pitifull!" Kisame said,Pointing to the gummi ship.
"just like you,Kisame?Yeah,we all know." Deidara said,laughing a little.
"Yeah,well,you suck!"Kisame said to Deidara.
" Why are you talking about yourself,Ksiame?" Diedara said back to Kisame.
"Ksiame rolled his eyes and shok his head.
"..And your just going to take that insult?Wow,Kisame,Wow." Itachi said to Ksiame in his natural emo way.
"But Itachi-san-"
"All of you,Shut up!"Leader said,unlocking the Gummi ship.the front lights flickered and the ship made one of those car beeps.
"Alright,get in."
"No way in Hell am I going to-" Hidan began.
"I SAID get in." LEader said.
"Godamn,Alright,alright.Bossy bitch."
Leader ignored Hidan's rude comment.
All the akatsuki members did as they were told.They didn't want to piss Leader off even more.
-In the Gummi Ship-
"Are we there yet?"Tobi said,Mocing around in his seat.
"No."LEader replied.
"...How about now?" Tobi said,again.
"No."LEader said,Honking the ship horn.There was a crapload of traffic.
"Tic,tac,toe.Gimme an X Gimme an O.Tic,Tac,Toe."Kisame said,Becuase he was playing Tic tac toe with Itachi.
"Rock,I win."Itachi said.smiling a bit.
"Rematch!Tic,tac,toe!"Kisame said again.
"Heh,Scissors,I win again."Itachi said again.
"Damn! Rematch!"Kisame said,once again.
Kisame anditachi continued with their game, while Deidara was playing coin toss with kakuzu. and Hidan,Was just sitting their,thinking to himself.
After a whole 9 and a half hours of nothing but extreme bordeness,They had finally arrived at the Organizaion 13's mansion,house,building,whatchamacallit.
Leader knocked on the Hugeass door,and Xemnas Answered it.
"Leader."Xemnas said sharply.
"Xemnas."Leader said sharply.
"Won't you come in?" Xemnas said,still in a sharp voice.
"Why yes,We shall." Leader said,Leading the Akatsuki members into the house of the Organization 13.
Hidan looked aroundnervously,thinking to himself.Please don't be here,please don't be here...
Hidan prayed to jashin,that he wasn't there.But Apparently,Jashin wasn't listening to poor hidan's prayer.
"hey Hidan!" a Voice called from down the hall.
"Holy.Shit."Hidan said.
"Who's that,Hidan? Deidara asked.
"...My cousin.."Hidan said lookat at his feet.
"Hi Cuz!" Hidan's cousin said.
"And that would be?"Deidara asked.
"Who the Fuck do you think?!"Hidan snapped.
"Geeze! I dunno!" Deidara said,Jumping back a little.
"..Marluxia.."HIdan said.