Disclaimer- I do not own Time Squad and I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever will.

Rambling- Hi to anyone who has been reading, and are not leaving any form of review saying this is or is not amusing! I was considering having an XJ5/Sheila, but that would be too hard. This might be the worst list of the three because there really isn't any flaws on Otto's personality or behavior. That's why this last part took awhile. I hope this didn't become too cruel, I was really trying to make this amusing or funny.

Thank you Thirteen Moons, for being my first and only reviewer for this fanfic (more like a forbidden list in ff. net)


How to Annoy Otto (or possibly mame him mentally and/or physically)

1. Call him Snotto

2. Make him clean out the toilets

3. And do other strenuous chores

4. Reading is prohibited

5. Send him back to the orphanage

6. Leave him out of a mission

7. Ignore him or his advice

8. Leave him stranded in the past

9. Interrupt him when he is telling facts about a person in the past

10. Fail him in nuclear physics

11. Have him play sports with Tuddrussel

12. Mess around with a historic figure (like Larry and Tuddrussel going gaga over Cleopatra or leaving Sir Henry Morton Stanly with the natives

13. Have JT Laser and Lance 9000000000000 come and save their mission

14. Have Tuddrussel do something which can interfere with history

15. Or have him do something incredibly dumb for Otto to notice and be annoyed

16. Take away his Founding Fathers Action Figures

17. Take away his video games

18. Throw or break his glasses

19. Go on vacation during their busy season

20. Remind him he isn't an official member of Time Squad

21. Twist his words around

22. Make white lies about what had happened on a mission in the report

23. Use him and make sure he never gets any form of credit

24. Remind him he is very, very short, and will probably stay like that

25. Tell him his karate stinks


Thank you for being with me so far. Please R&R