Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own Twilight so you can't sue.
Author's Note: Beta read by FeedTheFoxes/Haley/Alex yes they are all the same person!
Alex's POV
Mike walked, well skipped, over to out little 'clique'. So, he finally got the courage to confront us again. Well I say we should fix that. Was it just me or did he take on the characteristics of a golden retriever? Stupid little -insert innopriate word here- is going to die soon, I just know it. May be because I would have something to do with it... but still. Edward laughed, "I am so... with you Alex."
"Good, because if you weren't I would have to roast you like a marshmallow." I spoke the truth.
"You know what's scary? She is dead serious." Skylar said glumly.
Then Mike reached us. I HATE HIM! Mike's thoughts were something along the lines of:
They are lookin' good... I growled. Mike looked scared, did she just growl?
Duh dumb butt... I thought. Does he even realize that I could kill him with just a thought?
"Hey guys." even his smile annoyed me.
"Hey Mike." Bella said glumly but he didn't seem to notice.
"What do you want you insignificant fool!" I mumbled angrily.
He frowned, "I just wanted to talk." His frown somehow pleased me. It pleased me so much that I almost smiled.
"So... talk..." I encouraged taking the opportunity to rant.
"Well..." he started but I cut him off.
"When will you realize, you gay deranged cow on crack, that we don't want to talk to you!" I screamed, turned on my heal, and walked away. I was forced to walk at human pace. Gosh, I hated human pace. I was starting to get annoyed of walking at human pace when I felt a tap on the shoulder. I stopped and the poking continued. I turned around sharply after the 15th poke.
"You crazed cycopathic freak, why do you insist on annoying me!!?? You are just like my once little sister Cidney!" I looked up staring at his horrified expression and it once more brought me pleasure so I continued my rant. I love ranting. "All, she did was annoy me! Her favorite thing to do was poke me! I can still remember, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke 'Stop!' poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke 'Leave me the heck alone! Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke. I finally escape from her and now your here! You're like five Cidney's put together, it's horrible! And the worst thing is, you have a weird obsession with me and my sisters! Get over it; we will never go out with you! Get a life! And when I say we I mean Me, Skylar, Sapphire, Acebo, Tally, Alice, Bella, Austrella, and... Umm... umm..."
"I will have you one day!" Mike screamed. "Did I say that out loud?" he said after we glared at him.
"Yes, Mike, you did." Bella said shaking her head while gripping the bridge of her nose.
Edward, Emmet, Jasper, Zane, Michael, Steve, Jacob, and Austin stepped forward. 5 minutes later Mike was stuffed in a trashcan. 6 minutes after that mike poked his little golden retriever head out of the dumpster. Spaghetti and meatballs were placed inside his spikes. We couldn't help it. We all started laughing.
I went to my first class which I surprisingly had with Acebo, Skylar, Tally, Bella, Edward, Emmet and Austrella. Jake and Sapphire were in the class next to us. It was reading class. Our teacher's name was Mr.Blockenhimer. That is a weird name. I was bored so I searched through his thoughts,
That hot new sub is in the teacher's lounge. I need to get to her. But what will I do when I get there... I stopped right there as some very gruesome images popped into my head. I shook them away. Then the teacher made the biggest mistake of his life,
"Students, I have to leave for a err... meeting... umm... Alex, Make sure everyone's quiet." he said.
"Will do teach." I saluted him. As soon as he walked out of the door I smiled evilly.
"Let the party begin." As I said this everybody began to cheer. Then I noticed Mike trying to go unnoticed in the back of the room. "Mike, if you even get up out of your seat you dies." I stated. He looked up his eyes wide. I gave a satisfied smirk. This can be fun.