I IS STUPID
I have received a couple of reviews telling me I spelt "Quintis" wrong, and I apologize. It's actually Quistis, which actually makes more sense. I'm SORRY!
Anyway…
I've started a series of one shots (as some of you may know) that are romance oc's for different members of the organization. Some of the members don't get enough love, and some don't have enough stories just for them. So, I have started a series!
The first is already posted, and it is a XemnasOC and is over 10 pages. I enjoyed writing it, and if you like Xemnas, then I hope you'll enjoy reading it. Xigbar is next YAY!
Well, here we go. This one… will be funny.
Leon grinned as he watched Sora run about playing with Zell. The groups had introduced themselves and were now a bit more comfortable. Leon was grinning.
Grinning like a Cheshire cat. And it wasn't because Sora and the others were having fun.
Xaldin was slowly scooting over to Leon discreetly. He whispered something into the man's ear.
"It's all prepared. When you're ready… push the button." Xaldin smirked. Leon tried to hold back a laugh. Off in a corner stood Luxord and Xigbar, laughing like hyenas.
They all knew what was coming.
Apparently, Sora didn't.
Leon took one last look across the area at everyone. Then, he reached into his pocket, pulled out his birthday gift from long ago, and pushed the button.
(HOLY COW THE BUTTON HAS BEEN PUSHED, EVERYBODY DUCK FOR COVER!)
Sora was laughing as he and Kairi his new friends Zell and Selphie ran around just messing around. Slowly to a stop, he looked about, trying to spot Leon.
Then, all of a sudden, the keyblade reappeared in his hand. Sora looked down to it; he hadn't summoned it. Why had it appeared?
"Sora, is something wrong?" Yuffie asked concerned. Sora shrugged. If he had turned, he might've seen Luxord and Xigbar snickering behind him.
Sora looked about, and finally found Leon. The sight he saw confused him. He and Xaldin were bent over this handheld computer. Xaldin pointed to the side, and Leon drew a pointer from a holster on the side of the computer. With a grin, he set it point down on the computer screen.
Suddenly, the keyblade jumped. Sora gasped and looked down to it. It was shaking and freaking out, vibrating in his hand and going nuts!
"Sora?" Kairi slid to a stop and looked back to her friend.
Sora looked back to Leon. The man looked so smug as he looked up to meet Sora's eyes. Sora cocked his brow, and Leon just smirked.
Leon dragged the pointer on the screen a little to the left. Sora felt the blade vibrate and violently drag him five feet to the left.
Luxord and Xigbar cracked up. They knew what Sora was in for.
Apparently, Sora was just catching on.
"LEON –" Sora threatened, but it was for naught.
Xaldin gave Sora a look, sort of to say, "Or you'll what?" Just then, Leon dragged the pointer all the way across the screen.
"WHOOHHAA!!" Sora screeched as the keyblade burst like it had been shot from a cannon across the streets and straight towards a huge building. The boy panicked insanely as he almost ran right through the sky scraper. He was gonna be flatter than a pancake!
Leon turned the pointer on an angle. All of a sudden, Sora was lurched upward (and almost lost his lunch in the process) and he flew over the building!
What goes up must come down, and so, as soon as he was over the building, Sora flew back down, towards the street, about to become road kill.
"Wanna make it go faster?" Xaldin laughed. Leon's eyes became very evil.
And so, Sora received a close up tour of the city, Edge, thanks to his close friends Leon and those troublemakers, and when he returned, he was missing half his shirt and his pants (he luckily had his boxers, though), ice cream covered his face (again luckily, it was not Kairi's favorite, or everyone might've decided to avoid the closet for the next hour or so), there was a kitchen knife embedded in Sora's shoe, and he looked very mad. Not to mention he somehow had acquired a trio of chickens on his journey, and one of them had decided to nest on his head.
This time, EVERYONE cracked up at Sora's expense. I mean, wouldn't you?
But some things cross the line. For instance, when Xigbar attempted to pull out his video camera, it was quite fair that Sora angrily blew it up into tiny bits.
It was very dark where he was. But the warm hands he held helped him.
"Come on, Ansem, this way".
A light came near, and "Kai" stepped out into the light.
"Where are we?" Ansem whispered to Tsuki and Hinode before him. Tsuki turned back and smiled.
"Twilight Town."
Twilight Town was quite tranquil this morning. The sun was as usual, soft yet warm, and the townspeople were busy with their daily chores, running about here and there. The only difference was the major damage to the town that was slowly and steadily being rebuilt.
As he moodily stomped down the road, Hayner kicked a rock out of his way. It bumped a fence. Sitting on the fence was Olette, who when seeing her friend in a bad mood, leapt down and stood by him.
"Still thinking about the photo, huh?" Olette whispered.
Hayner didn't respond for a moment.
"I found something." He muttered.
"What?"
"I found this staircase, and it wasn't as burnt up as the rest of the place. It leads down to a computer room, but everything down there is destroyed." Hayner leapt up from the road onto the grass. "But then, why was a lab like that beneath that old manor? No one was ever there, right?"
"I guess so." Olette followed him.
"That's what I think. Something was going on down there." Hayner walked over to an ice cream stand. "Two sea salts."
After paying, the two walked over to a bench and sat down to eat their ice cream.
"I wonder what they did there." Olette murmured, looking to the sky.
"Don't worry; we're gonna find out." Hayner told her. "Somehow…"
SPIRA
"Whoa, this place is awesome." Roxas smiled.
"What is it?" Namine implored, looking about. Riku smirked.
"… Guadosalam."
After traveling the Moonflow and crossing the Thunder Plains, the trio had arrived at Guadosalam.
The Guado were an immortal race that once lived in Guadosalam, but after many terrible occurrences, the Guado had to leave their home to save their lives. But the home was all the more majestic in its loneliness.
The place was underground, and the ground seemed to be a metallic blue. The buildings were all foreign in design, and the pathways were all intertwined and spun in circles.
"Come on", Riku nodded upward. "The Farplane's up there."
"Up there" was three stories up the platforms, in the back corner of the underground town. The three eagerly rushed up the winding pathways.
"So, why is no one here?" Roxas implored. Riku leapt past a corner in the path and looked back to Roxas.
"I think it has something to do with racial problems. The people that lived here had to hide from enemies, probably…"
Riku slid to a stop in front of a rounded hole in the wall that was dark and mystic.
"But at least that makes it easier for us to get in." Riku smirked. He turned to the gate, looked it over, and then stepped inside.
Roxas sighed, and looked to Namine.
"Ready?" Namine implored, flushed. Roxas nodded.
"Sure. Let's go."
Riku stepped up the steps towards a barrier. It was thick and wet looking, and shimmered with a thousand colors. Slowly, he stepped towards the barrier.
His hand lightly pressed against it, the palm flat and it gently pressed through. It didn't hurt; so, Riku pushed through, walking to the other side.
Roxas watched him disappear and ran up to follow him, Namine close behind.
The two stepped through the barrier hand in hand. What they saw, would shock them.
Once they stepped through the barrier, the trio was standing on a floating platform, a rock formation that floated high in the clouds. Roxas grinned and ran to the edge.
Below the platform, far below, was a beautiful paradise. Flowers floated in the air and waterfalls sparkled. It was a valley, but it was odd. You see, there was a large waterfall surrounding the garden on three sides, and the water fell down into the garden. It was very confusing, very spiritual, and extremely serene.
Pyreflies floated everywhere in the paradise.
Winds tickled Riku's neck, as his hair fluttered into his cerulean eyes and distorted his sight of the beautiful vision before him. The boy was stunned beyond imagining.
"Is this heaven?" He whispered. Roxas turned to him, with a very faraway look dancing in his eyes. Flushed in the cheeks, the boy could not speak. Standing calmly beside him, Namine took firm hold of his hand. Beneath it all, the joy and wonder, was a small, growing sound.
Ba-dum…
Ba-dum…
"King Mickey!"
Sora bounded out of the house with a shining grin and slid to a stop in front of the small king. Donald and Goofy rushed up after their majesty, Goofy stopping in a salute, Donald awkwardly tripping into him.
"Come on, you made it just in time!" Sora cheered. Donald noticed he wasn't wearing his normal clothes. What had happened to them?
Excited, Sora rushed back to the house, from which loud laughter and noise echoed from. Nighttime had descended on the house, but light streamed from the windows. Turning to his fellows, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy shared a "Let's go" grin, and rushed into the house.
Upon entering, the three looked past Sora to see Demyx standing on the bar with every gathered around and looking to him. The boy grinned and waved at the new comers.
"Come in, sit down! I'm about to start my performance!" Demyx cheered his happy, goofy smile lighting up the room. Sora ran over and sat next to Kairi, and Mickey, Donald, and Goofy followed him.
Demyx held his fist to his throat and cleared his throat as if he was a professional or something, and then gave his sitar a small strum. Looking to Axel and Luxord, who were sitting right next to the bar and were ready to sing with him, Demyx gave them both a thumbs up. Satisfied, he took a deep breath and began.
Axel began playing a drum in his lap and Luxord had a trombone that he began. The beat they played was silly and fun.
AQUARIUS!
Some people in the room began to laugh when they realized what Demyx was singing.
There's travel
in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void
in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 hours a
day
PISCES!
Try to avoid any
Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true
Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at
work say
Everyone in the room was chuckling at the odd humor, and poking fun at those who were the sign that was being told about. Zell, Leon's old friend, was a Pisces, and after hearing his horoscope, leapt up and began dancing.
ARIES!
The look on your
face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade
toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Meryl
Streep
TAURUS!
Tifa, in the middle of her laughter, blushed. She was a Taurus!
You will never
find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry about
it?
The stars
predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and
then go back to sleep
Tifa laughed and began fake crying, while Aerith, giggling, consoled her. Yuffie threatened Demyx's life for the 43rd time in the last hour.
That's your horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
Sora was rolling on the floor laughing, he'd never heard such a stupid song! Only Demyx would choose such a weird song. Even those who'd heard the song before (which was only Leon and Seifer, for some reason) were laughing.
GEMINI!
Your birthday
party will be ruined once again by your
explosive
flatulence
Your
love life will run into trouble when your fiancé
hurls a javelin
through your chest
CANCER!
The position of
Jupiter says that you should spend the
rest of the week
face down in the mud
Try not to shove
a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking your
driver's test
LEO!
Cloud groaned. He was Leo.
Now is not a
good time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to
your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of
tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a
gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO!
Leon laughed and shared a look with Seifer. He was Virgo.
All
Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent –
except for you
Yuffie and Sora and half the room died laughing. Only Aerith gave Leon a poor you look.
Expect a big
surprise today when you wind up with
your head
impaled upon a stick
Sora
laughed like a hyena while pointing at Leon. With a smug smirk, Leon
held a remote control in the air as if to threaten Sora. Sora backed
down immediately with beads of sweat pouring down his face.
That's
your horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at
the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the
planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance
or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me
give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all
based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of
them is
absolutely true.
Where was I?
Yuna and Rikku were supporting one another as each heaved with laughter. Spira didn't have any songs like this!
LIBRA!
When Vincent heard his sign, he attempted to leave the room, but Tifa pulled him back as Yuffie leapt up and attached herself to the man's head.
A big promotion
is just around the corner for someone
much more
talented than you
Laughter is the
very best medicine, remember that
when your
appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO!
Grinning from her place on Vincent's head, Yuffie listened for her horoscope. Also, Auron was Scorpio.
Get ready for an
unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from
an open window
Work a little
bit harder on improving your
low self esteem,
you stupid freak
Even Auron chuckled at that one, but when Sora pointed at him and laughed, he elbowed the boy in the face.
SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends
are laughing behind your back...
KILL
THEM
Take down all
those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got
hanging in your den
Even though more than half the room was wondering who Ernest Borgnine was, when Demyx made his voice deep and husky to say "KILL THEM", that same half died laughing.
CAPRICORN!
Seifer groaned and shook his head when Leon looked at him and the Capricorn horoscope came up. The authoress also grinned when her sign came up!
The stars say
that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but
you know they're lying
Leon fell off the table he'd been leaning against, half because he was laughing and the other half because the table tipped over when Tifa laughed so hard she punched it and shattered it into pieces.
If I were you,
I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never
never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
That's your
horoscope for today
That's
your horoscope for today!
Everyone burst into applause. Demyx gave a bow, but in doing so tipped over and fell off the bar and into the floor face first.
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Authoress here!
I did not guess on the characters signs, except for Auron. I suspect he is a Scorpio, but I don't know. Everyone else I found on the internet. Sorry this took so long to put up. I hope it's funny!
SULHADAHNE