Dear Diary
Invited Christine down for cupcakes tomorrow.
Got no response, so told her that she need not RSVP.
Am hoping that yummy cupcake smells waifting up from cellars will have her searching for the lair.
Found out yesterday that "Tom" is not a good name for fluffy dog.
Apparently, dog is female.
Shall think of new name tonight.
Erik
Dear Diary
Christine came down for cupcakes!
Unfortunately, was followed by fop babbling something about carrots.
Am thinking I should train Elvis to be an attack dog.
She can be very fierce when provoked.
Did not know that dogs that small had teeth that sharp.
Anyway,Christine loved the cupcakes. She denied it, but I could tell.
I'm good. VERY good.
Wait...Carrots?
Erik
Dear Diary
Saw fop on roof today.
What was he doing with that carrot?
Erik
Dear Diary
Last night dyed fops hair orange.
Strangely enough, no screaming yet.
It's almost 1 pm.
He can't STILL be sleeping.
Shall await developments.
Erik
Dear Diary
Invited fop down for cupcakes.
I asked about his new hair style.
Only answer given was "Now I look like a carrot!"
Seems happy about orange hair.
Strange.
Stupid fop ate all my cupcakes.
Now need to make more. Am angry.
Erik
PS-Still say orange clashes with stupid jacked that he STILL WEARS.
Is he COLOUR BLIND? seriously.