Dear Diary
Rough day.
Attempted muffins this morning.
Assumed they were like cupcakes without frosting
Was sadly mistaken.
In fact, muffin batter became some sort of muffin-like blob monster.
Am currently hiding under organ as monster rampages around my kitchen.
Am thinking it will stop once it has eaten whatever it is currently consuming.
Wait.
WAIT ONE SECOND!
It's eating my cupcakes!
This will NOT be tolerated.
Erik
later that day
Dear Diary
Have managed to dispose of muffin-monster.
Left trail of cupcakes -sniff (mourns the cupcakes) - to lake edge and called the beast from the depths.
IT LIVESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Lake Monster ate muffin monster.
Quite quickly actually.
I was impressed. Very efficient killing.
Erik
Dear Diary
Am quite enamored by my new lake monster.
Invited fop down for a swim in the lake.
He declined.
When I enquired as to why, all the explanation he gave was a furtive glance and a muttered "Carrots..."
Am slightly afraid.
Will not be going on the roof anytime soon
Erik
Dear Diary
Lake Monster has been named.
Nessie.
Is very cliché lake monster nam, I know, but it fits.
Also loves cupcakes.
We'll get along fine down here.
Erik
Dear Diary
AM SCARRED FOR LIFE.
Thought that 2 days was enough to give fop to take care of his...carrots... before seeking him out for cupcakes/ visit/ death.
Unfortunately, it was not.
Made cupcakes anyway.
Christine is coming tomorrow for a game of pool.
Is the test subject for my new rum frosting.
Can't wait to see how this goes.
Erik
Dear Diary
Christine ate a few to many cupcakes.
Is currently clinging to my cloak whispering obscene things in my ear.
I think I should make rum frosting more often.
HEY NOW!
She's touching somewhere she shouldn't be!
HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD WOMAN.
She's touching the organ. (A/N the musical device of course you dirty people)
I need to go take care of this.
Erik
A/N!
OoOoOoO Cliffhanger!
Haha just kidding. Sorry for the wait.
Dontcha just love my SEXUAL INNUENDO?
Hahahah
Bye people.