Had interesting night last night.
Was bored, so decided to torture the foppish one.
Discovered bottle of hair dye left over from last time.
It was green. Found orange face paint left over from pumpkin costume last halloween.
A most excellent plan dawned on me.
When the fop wakes up i shall record more.
-Evil Grin-
Erik
Cape update- Dry, but wrinkled. damn the fop and his superheroish dreamns! DAMNNN HIMMMMMM.
Dear Diary.
Fop excedingly happy with his new look.
Claims the Carrot Fairy came to him in the night and granted his deepest wish.
Am frightened for my sanity.
Erik
Cape update-Freshly ironed.
Dear Diary
Fop finally took off carrot costume. Am very relieved.
Asked him to the lair for a swim.
He accepted! Score one for the home team.
Erik
Cape update-Manly and mysterious.
Dear Diary
I am SCARRED FOR LIFE.
Why is fop capable of such monsterous acts on my soul?
Why?
He came down to.."swim.
Fop sat in lakeshore for an hour eating carrots.
Then began to insist that i make carrotcake cupcakes.
Asked him "wouldnt that involve grinding carrots up"
Then the true horror of the statement hit me.
Fop and i both went white (well...with me it was more of a green)
Both cried out "NO CARROTCAKE.
I suggested we just go swimming.
He agreed, proceded to take off clothes.
He-he-i can't even write it out.
Be back after meeting with shrink.
Erik
Dear Diary
Therapist suggested that writing would ease pain.
Am slightly afraid of the memory.
Shall try my hardest.
Fop-took off clothes.
He...he was...wearing a bikini.
A pink bikini.
The image has been imprinted on my retinas.
Thank the gods for therapists like mine.
Erik
Cape update-Frightened and huddled in a corner.
Dear Diary
Made Christine cupcakes.
Left them in front of mirror in dressing room.
Hopefully she'll take the hint.
I want her to see my manly new cape!
On a side note-Elvis has destroyed all of Fop's designer shoes.
Heard him this morning screaming "NOT THE PRADA! NOOOOOOOOoooooo!!"
Gave Elvis a cookie when she came back from her adventure.
Had a scrap of Fop's pants in teeth. I did not ask which part.
Erik
Cape update-So manly I'm turning myself on.