A/N: Hi everyone! I can't thank you enough you all the reviews! D': -hearts- I personally know how damn annoying it is to not have a story you're reading updated frequently, so I'm gonna try and update daily :D woo hoo :B

anyways..

You know how you always wondered what your crush was thinking while the two of you sat in class together, or how they felt about you? Well, I decided to dedicate this chapter to experiencing some of Lunch Table Chatter through Craig's eyes. It will help the plot of the story come along too :D Interesting? Dissapointing? You be the judge!

LTC: Craig's POV

"Damnit Cartman, a drum-playing monkey never taught you how to spell in elementary school, you fat sack of shit!" I yelled at my fat friend. I don't know why Cartman was always trying to sell bullshit stories to me; he knew I wouldn't believe a word of it.

"It did fucking so, asshole! Kyle saw it, didn't you Jew boy?" Cartman blabbed angrily, turning to the redhead to my left. Butters nervously started rubbing his knuckles together again and glanced at Cartman. I rolled my eyes and watched my argument get transferred over to poor Kyle, again. That's okay, though. I didn't feel like arguing with that tub of lies anymore anyways.

I readjusted the ear bud I had in my ear, smoothed down some of my black hair, and looked down at Tweek. He turned his head slightly as it rested on the table to watch Kyle's temper flair like usual. His golden eyes with pale dark circles surrounding them stared attentively at the loud Jew, and his soft blonde hair was falling haphazardly around his face and down his neck. I glanced down my fair skinned friend's back and once again took notice of his chocolate brown shirt hugging his shoulders and his petite frame.

He was fucking gorgeous.

Why my best friend didn't have a girlfriend was beyond me… but I was sure glad he didn't.

I stared thoughtfully toward the ceiling at that. It was selfish of me to think that way, but I liked being the only one showering my affection on that sexy blonde. No one would ever know, though. Like I would let anyone in this stupid school know I'm gay for my best friend, for Gods sake. I would get creamed by my football teammates.

I smirked slightly as I watched Tweek's worried expression to Cartman and Kyle's heated argument. My attention was brought back to Kenny as he joined us again at the table.

"Well? What did Wendy say, dude?" Stan asked as the promiscuous blonde sat next to him again.

"Yeah! Tell us, Kenny!" my brunette friend next to me asked excitedly. Damnit, Clyde. Why are you always such a horn dog?

"It's pretty good. And totally true!" Kenny said, grinning. I raised an eyebrow at him. Stupid best friend kisser…

"What?" Stan and Clyde said in unison.

I shook my head and was about to rest my elbow down on the table, when Tweek suddenly flipped out and fell backwards into the table behind us. It was a reflex to slap a hand in front of my eyes and totally crack up at my best friend's antics, as well as everyone else at the table.

"Owww…" the spastic teen groaned. I tried to hide my adoring expression for him as he apologized frantically to the people he fell into, and I stared back at the table where his head previously was. I saw a spider scampering around a crack in the table. I tried to squash it with my fist, but it ran into the crack too fast. I absent mindedly gave the finger to the table afterwards.

"You're such a spazz, Tweek!" Kyle said while laughing.

"You need to relax, dude!" Clyde said with a huge smile.

I couldn't help but show how cute I thought my friend was through a goofy grin on my face as he adjusted himself back into his seat.

Fearing he'd notice, I quickly came in with my best friend line. "Jesus, Tweek. Are you okay?" I asked sincerely, but still grinning.

He twitched badly a few times and replied, "Y- yeah, I'm fine…"

Why did he have to look so adorable when he's embarrassed? I was starting to feel too much like a chick and less like his best friend, which he needed.

"You sure?" I asked in a more concerned tone. "I'll tell you what. I'll buy your coffee for you before we go to English, okay?" I said, failing to resist sliding my fingers into his golden mane and further messing up his hair.

He looked away and rubbed the back of his neck with his hand in response. "Oh, uh, really? Okay, sure," he replied with a twitch, turning and glancing at the diminishing lunch line. Aw, jeez… I know he wants it bad… coffee, I mean, but I wanna know what Kenny had to say at last.

I shifted my eyes over to Ken and watched him run out of laughs and rub his eyes. "Ah, Tweek. You're amazing," he said with a smile.

I'm sure he is, I thought enviously while I played with my bangs and tugged my cap down.

"Anyways. Like I was saying… you know how Red made a move on Bebe or something last week and now everyone thinks she's gay?" Ken continued.

"Uh huh," Clyde said, nodding impatiently.

"Well… guess who just asked Red out because of the rumor?" he said, smiling.

"…Bebe?" Clyde asked. I rolled my eyes. Clyde wasn't very imaginative. I looked at Tweek, who was focusing on Kenny. I did as well.

"No, but Bebe's apparently cool with the whole thing," Kenny continued, pausing for effect. "Heidi Turner asked Red out. On a date. And Red fucking said yes!!"

"Oh my God!" came Stan's reaction first.

"Holy crap!" Kyle said afterwards.

"That is so hot!" Clyde said, predictably.

I darted my eyes from boy to boy to try and read their reactions to the news.

"Wow" Tweek said to my right. I was still watching Cartman's face, which seemed to be confused.

Cartman's expression returned to normal after a moment. "What a flaming dyke!" he yelled loudly, gaining the stares from kids surrounding us.

"Shut the fuck up, Eric!" Kenny said quietly in Cartman's face. "Wendy didn't want me telling too many people right away!"

"That sure worked out, Ken," Stan said sarcastically. I laughed at that.

Butters finally spoke up again. "Just think, fellas, if that rumor about Red never got started, Heidi would have never done that!"

"How do you know?" Cartman said curiously.

"I'm friends with Heidi. She told me that herself!" Butters said, smiling.

"YOU KNEW?" a few of the guys said together, as I raised my eyebrow. Damn Butters is like a chick, the way he's so secretive. Well, I was one to talk, I guess. I looked over at Tweek who was wearing an amused look on his face while he watched the others discuss the situation dramatically.

"Man. You think you know people… then stuff like this happens!" Clyde said, still wearing a dumb grin on his face.

I played with the end of my earflap and thought about that. Yeah, the social scene around here would be totally different if we had merely half the gossip going around. I think secretly we all loved it a bit.

I realized then that I hadn't even responded to the news yet. "That's pretty intense," I finally said, as I sat up straight with my perverted friend and tried to get a glimpse of Red. I wonder how the girls were taking the news? I mean, two of their own were going to go on a date with each other… I wonder if…

No. No way, Tweek was totally oblivious to my feelings, anyways. Even if the guys did accept the fact I had a crush on him, Tweek being himself would freak out and… it might even ruin our friendship.

I returned to my normal sitting position. No way would I risk the best friendship I've ever had. I cared about Tweek too much to do something like that to him, and jeopardize his status in the school. I felt my heart sink as I felt the possibility of… something… become further and further away.

I turned my head and looked at the guys. Kyle and Stan were acting kind of strangely, and gave each other some kind of look. If only those two were homos, I wouldn't feel so bad and left out, I thought with a weak grin.

Then the bell rang. I looked at Tweek. He twitched and jerked his attention to me.

I wonder what he was thinking?

A/N: So, there you have it. For all the times you were wondering if your crush had naughty thoughts for you, well, this makes up for it.

well, not really. But I hope you enjoyed reading part of the previous chapter through Craigs eyes XD

-is so retarded-

don't worry, a real chapter is comming up... Arcade goodness ftw! ;D

Pleeeease review and tell me if you liked it! D: