Disclaimer: I do know own anything…just my mind…the characters were borrowed from J.K. Rowling, but if you're reading this, I'm sure you already know this, huh?
Summary: crazy drabbles. Mainly about the Dark Lord, Bellatrix and Remus/Remuswolf.
Warning: Some of these stories can seriously drive you insane.Don't read them if you're a sensitive person, please.
Genre: humour/parody…well, honestly this one is a little less funny…actually, I find it a little sad, but it was necessary…sorry about that
Sorting Ceremony
(After the Sorting Hat had sung its song, the first year students are being called by Professor McGonagall. A tall boy pushes Severus in his hurry for being the first in the line.Severus narrows his dark eyes and the boy sneers, winking at Remus. )
Professor McGonagall: Black, Sirius!
Tall boy: (runs and puts the Hat on his head)GRYFFINDOR!(The boy called Sirius runs happily to the Gryffindor table.The Sorting Hat continues with a lot of students )
Remus: (whispers) this is the exam you were talking about?
Severus: (smirks)I didn't know…You know, nobody tells you really how are you being sorted…(rolls eyes)My mother said it was an exam…trust them…
Remus: (mumbling while Evans, Lilian was being sorted to Gryffindor)My father said it was a surprise…
Severus: You see…liars…(both of them smiled)
Professor McGonagall: Lupin, Remus!
Severus: (whispering)See you soon!
Remus: Yeah!(runs to the Sorting Hat and puts it on) GRYFFINDOR! (he looked surprised for a while, then he turned to see…Severus' despise face…Remus stared at him with red ears and then he run to his table)
Tall boy: Hi, Remus! Well done!I'm Sirius Black…See, my friend is being sorted!
Remus: (looks at the next boy with the Sorting Hat, trying not to put a face which his ex-friend Severus could read too much despite the distance…Remus's a bit depressed)
Professor McGonagall:Petttigrew, Peter!
Peter: (looks nervous when he puts the Hat on his blond hair)…
Sirius: Oh, Peter…(crosses fingers)
Sorting Hat: (after a while) GRYFFINDOR!
Sirius: Yay!(Peter runs madly to Hufflepuff' table and then he realises everybody in the next table is calling him)
Peter: (sits down, with red cheeks)
Sirius: Nervous, huh?(laughs)Well, Peter, this is Remus Lupin.Remus, Peter Pettigrew.(both of them shake hands)Oh my god! Look! James is being sorted! (looks excited)
Professor McGonagall: Potter, James!
James: (puts the Hat on…) GRYFFINDOR!(James runs to hug Sirius, who looks very happy)
Sirius: Well done, James!(points at Peter)See, this is Peter Pettigrew…Pettigrew, this is James Potter…James, Remus Lupin…(the boys shake hands sharing smiles)
Remus: (tries to see Severus' selection without looking too much interested…he still has some hope …)
Professor McGonagall: Snape, Severus!
Severus: (puts the Sorting Hat on his greasy hair)SLYTHERIN!(the boy goes to his table quickly)
Remus: (tries to hide his disgust looking at Stebbins, John while he was sorted into Hufflepuff)
Oh…poor Remus…(laughs)well, that was an attempt to explain why Professor Lupin always calls his mate Severus while he continues to call him Lupin…without entering in more dangerous possibilities…(rolls eyes) well, hope you liked it!More soon! (waves hand)