You guys are seriously motivating me. and by the way my lovelies, I have a horrible confession to make...i have no computer at home...i'm punished since my mom found my stories..so...you'll have to forgive me if I don't live up to your update expectations...sometimes, I'll upload a chapter at school if I get ALOT of reviews for a story, like I did with this one. but hey, what can I say? however, if any of you want, feel FREE to go buy me a laptop and I swear I will type until the tips of my fingers bleed.
also, I don't think this story will be getting much better, because the main reason I wrote this fic is because one day I had a random idea of making a doggy Sasuke crazily fuck hump a naruto doll, and now that I got that out of my system, I can't promise that the story will keep going up hill, cuz ch 2 was the main meat of the fic. so this would be a good way to sum up this story:
Chapter 1: the drink/appetizer
Chapter 2: the huge, juicy, cheesy hamburger (or veggie burger, for all you veggie people)
Chapter 3: the yummy, salty french fries
Chapter 4: the OH SO deliciously wonderful dessert (who can guess what THIS chapter has?)
yeah, but I shall keep trying my best to please you!
Chapter 3: Oblivious Narutos
Well, after an unsuccessful attempt at trying to hump Naruto's leg, which resulted in a stream of colorful curses from the blonde, Sasuke found himself waiting on the couch as Naruto finished up his morning meal of what? You guessed it, ramen.
Naruto slurped up the last of his noodles (unknowingly putting on another show for Sasuke), and dumped the carton in the trash, then turned to Sasuke, "So, I went out and got you that food for nothing?"
Sasuke didn't respond, all he cared about now was waiting for tomorrow, when he would change back and shamelessly fuck Naruto on whatever surface they were closest to. He smiled, this new knowledge of Naruto wanting to be pounded senselessly had him in a happy mood.
But one thing still nagged him, did the idiot feel lust or love?
He'd have to find out.
Naruto arched an eyebrow at the dog's silence, "Well well, what happened to your cocky, bastard attitude, huh? Still embarrassed that I caught you screwing my plush?"
Sasuke groaned...he would never live that down.
The tan teen sighed and picked the animal up, "So you're not gonna eat? Alright then you picky jerk, let's go out. Just because I got a dog doesn't mean I'm not going out to train. Maybe we'll run into human Sasuke, you guys'll hit it off real well, with both of you being complete assholes and what not."
Naruto's mouth suddenly dropped a bit, leaving his sweet, slightly ramen tainted breathe to ghost over Sasuke's face, sending shivers down the raven's spine, "Why DO I always attract cold-hearted jerks anyway? Sasuke, you, Neji, Gaara, all of you need to go buy a new personality."
Sasuke snorted, "Dobe, don't compare me to those two hardasses."
"Seriously, you all act like somebody shoved a pole so far up your asses, that you have problems shitting right."
"My my, that's quite a dirty mouth you have there." Sasuke briefly wondered if the blonde would be that foul mouthed in the midst of having the brains screwed out of him...it would be a huge turn on.
"Well, I guess it can't be helped, besides, it would be kind of weird if you guys just out of the blue started being happy. I can't imagine Gaara singing "Good Morning Sunshine", though it would be pretty damn funny, or Neji baking brownies to give to little kids...maybe if they were "special" brownies, if you know what I mean."
Sasuke rolled his eyes at the realization that the boy had begun rambling, so he lightly poked his cheek with this snout, "Shut up, baka." he added mentally, while thinking of FAR more useful things that mouth could be used for besides talking.
Naruto blinked when the dog poked him, then grinned sheepishly, "Oh, right, training, sorry about that."
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On the way to the training grounds, the duo ran into someone unexpected, MUCH to Sasuke's displeasure.
No, not Sakura, thank God.
"Kiba! Akamaru!" Naruto shouted in greeting to his friend and white canine.
The dog nin snorted a smile and patted the blonde on the back, "Naruto, what's up?" he blinked when he caught eye of Sasuke and pointed to him, "What's that?"
"Hm? What the hell do you think it is? Don't you know a dog when you see one, you dumbass?"
"Hn...it's kinda puny, ain't it?"
Sasuke immediately took offense to that remark, and began growling in a threatening manner, "I'll bet I'm bigger than you in more important areas you son of a bitch."
"Hey! Akamaru wasn't always that big either! Don't go pointing fingers at my animal dog breathe!"
It's true, Akamaru had gotten quite...well, HUGE over the years, the thing could easily be mistaken for a bear now.
"Yeah, well, Akakmaru will always be way bigger than that puny ass little thing...try feeding it sometime, huh blondie?"
"You asshole! Just you wait! Sasuke WILL get bigger! You better--"
"You named it Sasuke?"
"Huh? Well yeah, look at it, it looks just like him."
Kiba crouched down infront of the dog and took it's chin in his hand, "Wow, you're right...no wonder it's so scrawny."
"WHAT?!"
"Are you insulting Sasuke, Kiba?"
Kiba stood up, "Yup."
"...Human Sasuke?"
"Yup"
"Hehe, nice."
Okay, Sasuke had had ENOUGH.
He was about to lunge at the dog boy when all of a sudden, something prodded him where he should NOT be proddded.
The raven slowly glanced behind him and saw a huge bush of white curiously poking at his behind with a black snout.
Oblivion eyes widened in terror and he snapped at Akamaru to get out of his personal space.
The white giant whined at not being able to complete his inspection, while Sasuke made sure to keep a distance of at least ten feet away from the other animal in fear of being molested again.
Kiba sneered, "Hey man, you're dog's a real asswipe, Akakmaru was just sayin 'hi'."
"Aw c'mon Kiba, that's not fair." he picked Sasuke up, "How would you feel if a giant white dog came up and randomly sniffed your ass? Oh wait...that's right, you would enjoy it."
"Hey, watch it Uzumaki."
"Or what?"
"Or me and Akamaru just might have to teach you some manners, the hard way." he grinned.
Naruto smirked, "What? You gonna make him come sniff my ass too?" he dropped Sasuke to the floor and posed to a fighting position.
"I just might if you get too cocky" Kiba mirrored his actions.
Sasuke groaned and rolled his eyes, "Stupid morons." he muttered in his head, slowly backing away as he saw Akamaru coming towards him again.
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"Geez," Naruto panted heavily as he shoved his key into his apartment, "that was a rough workout."
Night had fallen already, and Naruto had wasted the day training with Kiba while poor Sasuke had done all he could to avoid being doghandled by an all too friendly Akamaru.
"You and Akamaru really hit it off, didn't you Sasuke?" The blonde chuckled, "I didn't know you swung that way."
"Fucking dumbass...you just wait til tomorrow Uzumaki, you won't be able to walk for weeks."
Naruto didn't even bother to eat or shower and was pretty sure that Sasuke was still on his hunger strike for whatever reason. So he simply stripped off his clothes and collapsed onto the bed, patting his stomach in an invitation for Sasuke to jump up with him.
And who was Sasuke to deny the blonde such an offer?
The dog laid on the tan chest and looked up at blue eyes that were watching him carefully.
Naruto smiled, "You know...you really do look just like him. Same deep eyes, and your fur," he ran his fingers throught he soft material, causing the raven's heart to flutter, "it's the same color as his hair, and soft...silky. I'd give anything...just to have him."
Sasuke's tail began beating a sculpted stomach uncontrollably, as he scrambled closer to the boy's sleep fading voice, "Tch, but how could such a perfect...bastard asshole like him..." he closed his eyes and placed his hand on a dark head, "possibly love someone like me?" were the dobe's words before allowing sleep to take him.
Sasuke felt his face split into a genuine smile, and all the sentimental crap, as sappy as it was, couldn't have made him happier, "Guess I have my answer."
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THE END!!
Illi:...NAH! just kidding loves! um...guys?
readers: (heart attacks)
illi: OH SHIT!! c'mon guys! no! i was just kidding! AW,CRAP! uh--um (hides bodies)
yeah so, i KNOW this chapter sucked T.T i'm very sorry, i don't deserve to live! BUT WAIT! i'll strike a deal with you, get me to 100 reviews, and next chapter i will write a lemon so nosebleed worthy, you all will be going to the hospital on a stretcher due to loss of blood! c'mon guys, you gave me 70, 30 more ain't gonna kill you! Next chapter is the last! HOT SEX ENSUES! BUT ONLY IF I GET TO THE BREAKING POINT OF 100!! IF NOT, I SHALL LEAVE IT AS FLUFF!! SO GO REVIEW MY LOVELEY HENTAIS!! DO IT FOR POOR SEME SASUKE, he's been BEGGING me to let him fuck naruto since halfway through chapter one! you're not just gonna leave him hangin are you now?