THINGS PotC would never say

by alyssialui

Heres another one for those who know what I usually write. These are statements never heard uttered from the mouths of your favourite PotC characters. Hope you enjoy. Quick note: its gonna be short chaps, mayb a little break until my muse comes back

2. Chapter 2

Elizabeth: You know what, Will? To hell with you. You are way too much trouble, and I'm leaving. abandons him

Beckett: Oh, who cares about pirates? Maybe if we leave them all alone, they'll just go away.

Barbossa: It's a little known fact that I hate apples. Hate them, hate them, hate them, hate them, hate them.

Jack Sparrow: "I'm a virgin"

Elizabeth: "I've had enough of pouting"

Will: "I'm afraid I can't take my shirt off as I'm a serious actor and not in this movie to encourage a female audience"

Jack: I'm dying to pee!!

Elizabeth: You cost me my wedding night. You don't know how hard it was to find all those toys and hide them from my Father's knowledge. Do you know how hard it is to get a whip to this place?

Will: "whose the better kisser? Jack or me?"

Elizabeth: "I play a very convincing male stowaway. I knew you'd all be fooled by my girly walk and not-so-manly-voice. I knew you wouldn't line up the whole crew and go through everyone until said stowaway was found. I also knew when you saw a flying dress you wouldn't see strings and look up. Funny that."