Cutler Beckett: (to Elizabeth) Screw you -- go ahead and shoot.
Scarlett or Giselle: Oh, dear Jackie-poo!! How is my darling? He hasn't called me in ages, but I do love him so!
Governor Swann: Lemme unlock the barred door and leave for a couple hours, you two lovebirds do what you have to do.
Tia Dalma: I'll trade ya da jar o' dirt for a toothbrush, Jack Sparrow...
Jack:I never really wanted to be a pirate...all I want to do is SING!
in the belly of the Kracken Jack: So, um, your a Kracken. How's that working out for you?
Kracken: Eh, can't complain.
Elizabeth: You know Will I'm starting to think you only like me for my money.
Will: (as he tries on a ruby studded diamond ring) Now where'd you get that idea?
Elizabeth: Dad what's your beef with Will?
Governor Swann: Duh! He's a eunich!
Pintel: 'Ello puppet.
Elizabeth: (snorts) Dream on baldie!
Will: Jack why am I friends with you? You make fun of me, you betray me and every time I try to help you it just gets me or Elizabeth in trouble.