Gov. Swann:"No fair!! I wanna be a pirate too!!"
Jack: Screw rum tonight, man, i just gotta dance!
Elizabeth: James Norrington, now that you've chucked the wig and look incredibly hott and piratey--let's ditch Will Turner and run away together!
Will: I loooovvveee you, Daddy! hug
Norrington: I rather dislike this wig. I prefer my hair to be tangled and clothes splattered with mud.
Kraken: ...did I mention I'm a vegetarian?
Will Turner: Captain Jack Sparrow is dead? Time to get a new Captain then. Let's go through our list of replacements: Captain Spalding, Captain Kangaroo, Captain Crunch...
Davy Jones: ARGH! I hate having a live squid for a beard! You never get to shave!
Will/Liz: i know we've already done the first movie but we're still 'SO' surprised when Jack does something secretive, sneaky, selfish, low cowardly like rowing away in the boat leaving us to fight the Kracken alone
Jack: will either one of you try and remember i'm a damn pirate. please just try!
Davy Jones: You know i'm re thinking and i actually don't want You jack on my boat. Look at your track record... every boat you have sinks or is destroyed.