41. Liz: (after cuffing Jack) You know i really am incredibly sorry about all this because deep down I love you and from this action I've just proved everything you have said prior about us two being similar. But come on Jack, we have to think of the movie... you need to die so we can have a sequal and bring you back and i can continue to be torn between the two heart throbs. Savvy?
42. Jack:ok everyone..i know this'll be hard to take...but i am in fact...a eunuch.
Elizabeth:great! that's just great...two eunuchs and a virgin!
Will: Great plot twist tho.
Elizabeth: oh shut up
43. Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the love between Elizabeth and Kraken.
Elizabeth: I do
Kraken: (in muffled voice) I do
Priest: I now pronounce you Beastie and Wife. You now may uh eat ...I mean kiss the bride.
Kraken: Yippee!! (Sudden booming noice, and tearing. The kraken falls back into the sea and Jack climbs out...covered in slime).
Jack: I told ye we'd get married, ready for the wedding night?
Elizabeth: Why do you think I married that beastie? (Faints).
44. Barbossa: So tell me...how the beep am I still alive?
45. Jack: Hi, my name is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and I have a drinking problem.
46. Will: as Liz descends the ladder and gets in the boat after macking Jack You Be-otch! turns away and cries
47. Jack: Paprika? I thought this was Axe Body Spray!!
48. Tia Dalma: Who needs an undead monkey? Give me William Turn-ah!!!
49. jack: screw the rum im going to get myself a real drink
50. .norrington: beckett you know i've always liked you winks