beckett: (talking about jack) handcuff him
jack: kinky
Davey- Anyone want fish for supper?
jack: do i really have to drink all that rum
liz: ye
jack: cant you just burn it like you did on the island
liz: nope
jack: are you sure?
liz: of course
jack: thank goodness for that (jack walks off)
will: burps
liz: pig
jack: (runs back in)why is the rum always gone!?
will: shut up govoner swann your an idot
Will: I'm no simpleton(sp?) Jack, you knew my father!
Jack: I am your father!
Jack: No more rum... anything but more rum... I need some non-alcoholic cider or low-fat milk!
Davey Jones: Oh, no. Jack Sparrow, or some other layabout, appears to have stolen my heart, thus making me incredibly vulnerable to attack. What a pity. Anyone for some tuna sanwiches?
Governor Swann: (at beginning of DMC at the wedding/arrest) Cutler Beckett? ... (girly) Why didn't you call me last night!?
Gibbs: Having women on ships is a GREAT idea! In fact, I'll jump over board just so there can be a higher woman to man ratio on board!