Pink Clouds
Very Important Note!
Darkkinkachu: -shuffles around nervously- Ok so…here's the deal. I don't like this format. Its fun to read but I'm finding this kind of story really hard to write. Before you get all angry and start flaming me I just want you to know I will be writing out the rest of the AkatsukiSakura pairings! I just won't be posting them here. They'll be posted as individual stories and I will most likely remove, rewrite, and repost the ones that are already in here. I'm really REALLY sorry for the inconvenience but I just can't write like this. Sorry. –flops down on face in apologetic manor- sorry.
And because guilt would eat me alive from the inside-out like a very large parasite if I just posted an AN (your not actually supposed to do that), I'm posting a little story to go along with this……………………enjoy?
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Shut The Damn Door!
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In all actuality, it wasn't really Tobi's fault. He just had a very bad habit of bursting into rooms with out knocking. Not that he hadn't tried to stop this troublesome practice.
He had spent two weeks in the hospital after walking in on Itachi crying over an old family photo. Maybe the older Uchiha wouldn't have pummeled him so bad if he hadn't tried to comfort him…
At first, the other Akatsuki member had found this quite amusing. Until Tobi started walking in on them doing things they would have rather kept secrect.
No matter how hard they tried to remember to lock their doors, Tobi never fail to find the one door they had missed. So the young Missing Nin found out all sorts of interesting things.
Kisame was actually a very accomplished knitter.
Deidara-sempai could do other things with his hands than make clay sculptures.
Kakuzu made stuffed animals with his black thread.
Tobi never meant to upset his friends. How was he supposed to know Hidan didn't want any one to know about his bunny fetish…it seemed the Akatsuki would never brake him of his bad habit...
"Zetsu-san!" Tobi's young, slightly annoying voice rang out through the dim halls, "Where are you Zetsu-san? Kisame-san!"
The blue man peered over the morning paper, "What?"
"Have you seen Zetsu-san? Tobi needs to find him and tell him something."
Kisame took a sip of his coffee, twitching one foot in an annoyed manner, "He's probably in his room. Did you even look there?"
"No…" the masked man scratched at his thick bush of hair, "But I will! Thanks Kisame-kun!"
Before the shark like ninja could strangle him, Tobi was dashing off through the compound.
"Hey wait! He's with…aw forget it…" Kisame sat back and turned to the funny pages.
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Moments later, a breathless Tobi found himself in front of his old masters door. Happy that he had succeeded, the young man burst through the door, grinning widly behind his mask.
"Zetsu-san! Tobi wants to-OH MY GOD!" the young male clutched at his masked face, stumbling back, "I-I'm sorry! Tobi didn't know Zetsu-san and Sakura-san were um…b-busy…"
"Just shut the door Tobi." Zetsu's calm, white side said.
"Y-yeah um…Tobi will just…um…"
"Tobi?"
"Y-yes, Sakura-san?"
"Shut the damn door!"
"Eeep!" with a terrified squeep, Tobi shut the door and took off down the hall. Kisame found him hours later in a corner, rocking back and forth and mumbling something about inappropriate uses of leather and bananas.
Needless to say, Tobi never burst into a room unannounced ever again.
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