Submitted by me-heart-long-4-ye-SPARROW:
tia dalma: I'll trade ya da jar o' dirt for a toothbrush, Jack Sparrow...
CAPTAIN jack sparrow: well, actually, thats what i came for in the first place.
tia dalma: ...?
CAPTAIN jack sparrow: ...i need a toothbrush too.
tia dalma: dat so?
CAPTAIN jack sparrow: aye. never thought this day would come. but WOMEN JUST DONT WANNA KISS ME NO MORE DAMN!
tia dalma: you never asked me if i vanted ter kiss yer...
CAPTAIN jack sparrow: oh, bugger.
Beckett: On second thoughts, I don't really want Davey Jones' heart. I think I'll quit the EITC and go and join the circus, as the midget, because I am pretty short. And I look like a creepy goblin sometimes. Yay! Norrington? Would you like to join to?
Norrington: Why yes, I will. It'll be a nice change from all this navy and piracy related stuff I've been doing for the past 15 or so years. Huzzah! To the circus, then!
Beckett: Yes, huzzah!
Jack: I don't really need to get the Black Pearl back... I'll buy a toy boat instead!
Jack: Will, you're a very smart, very piratical man and I think you are very cool and I in no way think you're a eunuch. I take back every derogatory comment I ever made about you, as you are so brilliant and not gullible.
Elizabeth: Beckett, I love you and will stay here in Port Royal, and just sit here embroidering EITC logos onto doilies. I don't need Jack, Will or freedom.
Norrington: Hmm... maybe joining the navy all those years ago was a bad idea. I should've stayed home in England and become a tailor or a baker, then I never would've sailed through a hurricane of Tripoli.
Beckett: Oh, the EITC is boring... WHY did I join in the first place? And being a lord sucks too. Maybe I'll quit and just go swimming all day long...
Jack: Rum's boring... I'm switching to white wine spritzers!
Elizabeth: So this compass points to your hearts desire??
JS: of course my dear
Elizabeth: Then you try it first
JS: Alright... Men... 76 thousand paces that way
-76 thousand paces later-
Elizabeth: Were outside a Chuckie cheese??
JS: Ive always wanted to try the Whack-a-Mole
Liz: "You know Will taught me how to handle a sword"
Jack: "Let's see how well he taught you then"
Liz pulls out her sword, ready to spar
Jack:"That's not what i meant!"
Jack: The rum is gone? EXCELLENT! I've only been drinking that stuff because people keep giving it to me for my birthday. I'm really trying to get on the wagon and give up alcohol and then become vegan and go and live in a monestary in Austria, where I shall be known as Brother Benedict, as I shall take the name of the pious monk Benedict.