Will: I'm a eunuch! Sorry to disappoint, Liz, but my father wanted me to be a castrated choir boy, but he got there too late with the scissors. So I'm kinda screwed.
Beckett: What mark did he leave on me? He wrote 'LOSER' on my forehead in permanent marker after I'd passed out drunk at his party back when we were in uni together. We studied International Studies together, but then we both gave it up after we decided that we'd rather go out and chase each other around in big ships in the Caribbean. I'll always regret that. Kids, stay in school.
Liz: Will... Jack... Will... Jack... I can't choose! Eh, I'll just go and marry Murtagh. Or Malfoy. Whoever can afford a new dress for me, because I used my other one to get those sailors to go to Tortuga.
Ragetti: Look! Pintel! Me eye! It's staying in!!!
-Davey Jones is walking smowly towards Jack as Jack sprinkles a ring of dirt around himself-
Jack: Ha-ha-ha you can't get me!
Davey Jones: -steps over ring of dirt-
Jack: um...parley?
Jack: Ive got a jar of dirt and guess wats inside it
Davey Jones: I already got back me heart
Jack: Look a little lower
Davey: -looks down- Oh bugger
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Guard the chest!
Elizabeth: Okay! (goes back to guard the chest)
Elizabeth: Oh fine! Let's bang our swords away at each other, that'll...
Will: Oh shut up Elizabeth, you're such a nag!
Jack and Norrington: OOOHH!
(Elizabeth marches up to Will)
Elizabeth: Let me tell you something right now William Turner, I DID ALL THIS FOR YOU! I CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR YOU! I PUT UP WITH JACK...
Jack: Hey!
Elizabeth: FOR YOU! AND NOW THE ONLY THING YOU CAN TELL ME IS 'Oh, you're such a nag!' WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU.
(Slaps Will)
Elizabeth: WE ARE THROUGH, DO YOU HEAR ME WILL? THROUGH!
(marches off, passing Pintel and Ragetti, who are staring at her)
Elizabeth: AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
Elizabeth: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.
Will: (makes an ewww face) I'll have you after you take a bath.
Elizabeth: Will...Im pregnant
(dramatic music; zoom up on Will...and Jack)