Jack: LOOK, I HAVE RUM!
Norrington: Turner, join me at a tavern.
Governor Swann: Who gives a rat ass about Lizzie, I want to keep my wig, dammit!
-Monkey tosses Jack's hat.-
Gibbs: Jack's hat! Turn her about!
Random Crew member: But if the krakken's coming after us...shouldnt we start moving?
Jack Sparrow: the Krakken. I want my hat.
-Indigenous people give Jack that toe necklace-
-He chews on the end-
Jack Sparrow: ...Ew...I'm pretty sure I said well done.
Natives: Eww...do we really want to eat someting that hott?? Lets get Gibbs
Others: YAAAAAA!!1
jack: yes the rum is gone...forever!!!!!
will:liz you slut...norrington,you can have her!
liz:will...i should have told you every moment from the moment i met you...i hate you!
davy jones:jack...i...i...want you to know...i am your father...(as jack kills him)