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Will: Jack! Elizabeth just jumped overboard and she was carrying the chest with Davy Jones's heart in it!
Jack: Screw it! The rum is gone!
norrington: i dont want her...eww she has pirate germs
beckett: yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me.
Becket (Instructing his officers, who are looking for Jack): If he's very drunk, there should be no problem. If he's only a little drunk, be careful.
Officer: And if he's sober?
Becket: Then you've got the wrong man.
Jack: You can see rum any time you like.
Gibbs: How?
Jack: By believing, Mr Gibbs. Just believe
Jack: "Luke, I am your father"
Will: "Dude, I'm Will".
Jack: "Luke, don't back chat your father!"
Ragetti: They've got me eye Pintel, they won't give it back!
Pintel: Well, how'd you... wait, they've?
(Yoda is fighting with the monkey for Ragetti's eye)
Yoda: Mine! Mine!
Ragetti: Give that back, it's mine!
Yoda: Why this you want? See with it you can't!
(Jumps on Ragetti, Ragetti screams like a girl)
Ragetti: Get him off me! Get him off me!
(Falls off the deck with Yoda)
(After Bootstrap Bill has given Will the knife)
(cricket chirp)
Bootstrap Bill: Well? I'm waiting.
Will: Ah, to heck with you! You're the one who chose to join Davy Jones' crew! I'm getting off this crazy ship!
(Jumps into boat, which falls into the water)
Jack: These clothes do not flatter you at all. In fact, they make you look fat.
Elizabeth: WHAT!!!!
(jumps on Jack and starts strangling him)
Mr. Gibbs: Hey, that's the captain you're messing with!
Elizabeth: Oh, shut up!
(kicks him into Norrington, and they both fall off the pier)
Pintel: Welcome to the crew, former Commodore!
(gives him an anvil instead of a goat, which falls onto his feet)
Norrington: OW! (curses like there's no tomorrow)
Pintel: Wait a minute! This is already a PG-13 movie, do you want it to go all the way up to an R?
Norrington: I don't care if it goes up to a (bleep) X-rating because of my (bleep) cursing! Why the (bleep) did you give me a (bleep) anvil?! You were supposed to give me a (bleep) you (bleep, bleep)!
Pintel:-O
Mr. Gibbs: The Pelecostas believe that Jack is a god in human form, and they will do him the honor of releasing him from his fleshy prison. They'll roast him and eat him!
(Mr. Cotton bites Mr. Gibbs fingers)
Mr. Gibbs: Ow! OW! Mr. Cotton, you're doing that too hard! You really need to get your teeth filed!
(Mr. Cotton raises his arms above his head and mouths things)
Mr. Gibbs: (suddenly getting angry) Nobody talks about my mother like that!
(beats up Mr. Cotton)