(Norri falls in the pig sty, Elizabeth helps him up, Norri suddenly begins looking around frantically)
Norrington: Squirrel? Squirrel!
(a little rat suddenly crawls onto his shoulder)
Norrington: (happy) I was looking all over for you Squirrel!

Jack: Go Diego Go!! Vamanos Diego Bamanos
Will: Youve been watching too much Dora
Jack: -in a dora outfit, with hairstyle and backpack- No...

Will: You've been watching to much Daytime soap operas Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: -dies and comes back, dies and comes back, dies and comes back- No I haven't. -Goes with Jack, then back to Will, then to Norrington, then to Barbossa, then back to Jack.
Jack: Yes you have

Member of Davy Jones' crew: Five lashes will remind you to stay honored!
Bootstrap Bill: No! I'll do it!
(He lashes Will so hard that his clothes are covered with blood.)
Will: Ow. Can't move

Elizabeth: "So how did you manage on that island all by yourself?"
Jack: "WILLLLLLLLSOOOOOOON!!!"

Will: "Care for a drink, Jack?"
Jack: "Oh no thank you, William. I've been sober for 76 days and counting. Says so here on me' button."

(Elizabeth and Jack in Jack's cabin)
Jack: "Are you ready now, love? 'No dress' and all?"
Elizabeth: "Alright! I'm ready to come out of the closet!"
Jack: "A-HA! At last! My curiosity has been running wild for too long!"
Elizabeth: (Walks out of the closet fully clothed) No, really. I'm "coming out of the closet."

Parrot: BRRROK! DON'T EAT ME!!!
(Will grabs the parrot and bites the head off cannabalistically)
Will: "Hmm. Tastes like chicken."

(Jack tied up on the human shishkabob stick about to be cooked)
Jack: (Blows excessively)
(Fire spreads, and Jack tries to wiggle the pole off the stands)
(The wooden stand holding the pole splits more because of this and as a result, the pole holding Jack gets wedged into the wood)
Jack: "Well CRAP."
(Will wakes up after being knocked out by the paddle to Elizabeth's face)
Will: "Where's the chest?"
Elizabeth: "What chest?"
Will: "THE chest! The chest that JACK supposedly found?!"
Elizabeth: "Will, I am not sure what sort of vile drink you've been sipping, but there is NO chest!!! And WHO is Jack?!"