Mr. Cotton: "What's up?"


(Black Pearl gets swallowed by Kraken; shot of the crew in the longboat looking solemn and the camera zooms in on Will who folds his hands)
Will: "Don't let accidents happen to you. With Allstate Life Insurance we make sure your loved ones are protected even after you're gone. That's Allstate's stand. Are YOU in good hands?" (Will unfolds his hands and continues to look saddened.)


Jack to Barbossa: "Eh, you can have the Pearl. I've been meaning to settle down and rethink my values."


Elizabeth to Jack the night after the campfire party: "Jack, I think I'm pregnant..."
Jack: (GULP)"With...a BABY?"
Elizabeth: "PSYCH!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! You should've seen the look on your
face!!!"
Jack: "Where's the rum...?"
Elizabeth: "Gone."
Jack: "Haha very funny, enough with the games."
Elizabeth: "No seriously, I'm burning it as we speak


Will-sitting out on the deck-: I've always admired how Jack is so fluent in pirate lingo.
Elizabeth: Yeah, I thought it was always sort of cool.
Jack Sparrow: -walks out of cabin in gangster get up, baggy pants, over sized jersey, big chain necklaces, a pimp ring, and gold grills- Yo, homies.
Will:-sarcasm-...cute