Mr. Cotton: "What's up?"
(Black Pearl gets swallowed by Kraken; shot of the crew in the longboat looking solemn and the camera zooms in on Will who folds his hands)
Will: "Don't let accidents happen to you. With Allstate Life Insurance we make sure your loved ones are protected even after you're gone. That's Allstate's stand. Are YOU in good hands?" (Will unfolds his hands and continues to look saddened.)
Jack to Barbossa: "Eh, you can have the Pearl. I've been meaning to settle down and rethink my values."
Elizabeth to Jack the night after the campfire party: "Jack, I think I'm pregnant..."
Jack: (GULP)"With...a BABY?"
Elizabeth: "PSYCH!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! You should've seen the look on your
face!!!"
Jack: "Where's the rum...?"
Elizabeth: "Gone."
Jack: "Haha very funny, enough with the games."
Elizabeth: "No seriously, I'm burning it as we speak
Will:-sitting out on the deck- I've always admired how Jack is so fluent in pirate lingo.
Elizabeth: Yeah, I thought it was always sort of cool.
Jack Sparrow: -walks out of cabin in gangster get up, baggy pants, over sized jersey, big chain necklaces, a pimp ring, and gold grills-Yo, homies.
Will: -sarcasm-...cute
Jack: Oh stuff all this pirate nonsense! I'm going to work in port royal!!
Jack: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with ma friends
Liz: I already did that
Elizabeth: Perhaps we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.
Beckett: I'm listening.
( Elizabeth points and cocks gun.)
Beckett: Aw! No, please don't shoot me!
Jack: So first we're gonna braid each others hair
Will: yeah yeah, and they we're gonna stay up and watch scary movies
Jack: And then we're gonna paint each others nails
Liz (walking in): Hey guys? What are you doing in here and why is it so dark??
Will: Ahhh!! Girl!!!
Jack: She cant get us in our inpenetrable pillow fort
Will: Take that girl (throws teddy bear)
Liz: Ahhh!! (shields face) (falls to the floor)
Will: The girl is vanquished, captain
Jack: Captain?? I like that...
Jack: Ta heck with this, I hate the sea -rides off on his camel-
jack: ..im going to rehab to sort out this rum abuse
Cotton: Hi
-jack opens his compass-
jack: elizabeth when i gave you this compass to find the thing you want most i didn't mean turn it into a compact mirror