"You want us to WHAT?!" Falman asked. "You heard me." Roy replied. "I want you all to find Lieutenant Havoc a date." Yes, Roy was asking them to do the same job yet again. "But they tried already that, Sir." Riza replied, un-wrapping her 2nd chocolate bar.
"Sweetie, there is no need to call me 'sir' at work anymore. I'm your husband." "But you said last night in bed that it makes you feel important. Along with the name 'Big daddy-" There was a dead silence. "Honey-" Roy whispered in her ear.
"Remember what I said about that NOT leaving the room?" "Oh grow up." Riza jeered. "We had the fling the office and everyone here already knows it." "WE didn't need to know it" Ed said finally coming in. Winry looked up from her laptop. "You're late." She said finally. "I'm sorry I didn't get when you told me. We did have a long night last night." Winry blushes. "Ed! You loud mouth!" Winry screeched. And she just starts hitting poor Edward in the head with her wrench. "Winry, you just say that because you and Edward are being hormonally driven teenagers." said Riza. "Always use a condom." Roy muttered, not even looking up from the papers he was signing. "That's untrue!"
"You only deny it because it's true." Roy smirked. "We're getting off topic" Riza warned. "Oh. Right." Roy said, clearing his throat. "Fuery, Falman, and Breda. You must help the Lieutenant find a woman. The reason I think Havoc is unfocused is that he is overcome with the anxiety of being alone." "Gee, Roy, you're so considerate about it." Ed said sarcastically. "Shut up and look at me when I'm yelling at you!" Winry shouted. "Oh. You want me to shut up?" Edward asked. "Okay. I'll shut up." Ed starts making out with Winry and she isn't very mad anymore. "They'll be quiet for an extra hour." Roy said annoyed. "Now go! Set him up with someone." "Here we go again…" Riza said.