Author's notes - I don't honestly know about Anko's past, just that she and Orochimaru have a background. So taking that in mind, I created this. Don't hate :P

Ranma - After Saffron saga,... dur

Naruto - After Tsunade became Hokage.

Disclaimer : I don't own them, as much as I wish to, but I worship their creators respectively.

----------------- The Terrible Trio -----------------

Anko frowned as the guys parted aside from each other, making room for her to pass by. Glancing over her shoulder, Anko frowned further when none of the men even stared at her body while she walked away -What is it about me that puts me off?- she gave a small sigh before looking up toward a loud noise, her eyes setting on team Kakashi walking toward her "Hey"

Looking from Kakashi, Naruto set his eyes on Anko and blanched -That's the crazy ninja lady who cut my cheek- he unconsciously rose his hand to where the cut had been as he stared her "Uh,... hey"

Frowning once more as she noticed Naruto holding his cheek as though remembering their first encounter, and sighed "I'm sorry about that Naruto-chan,... it's just that Orochimaru's first greeting had me set on high strung. When you said that my test was going to be easy, I sensed him eyeing Sasuke and needed to step in"

Frowning for a second, before smiling widely as Naruto threw his arms around his head and laughed "Don't worry about it so much. That's in the past,..." He sighed before lowering his hands and staring at the ground in dejection "Besides,... it seems that Orochimaru already has Sasuke"

Nodding her head slightly, a scowl on her face now that they were talking about her most hated person, Anko looked him in the eye "Trust me, if it weren't for Tsunade ordering you guys to go after him, I would have personally taken a team of ANBU over to Orochimaru's hideout"

Kakashi stared at Anko for a moment before starting to walk past her "I apologize about this Anko, but we have to meet a fourth member of our team before heading out. So we must be going"

Nodding her head at Kakashi, and looking at the two teens behind him, Anko grimaced "Naruto,... Sakura,... come back no matter what, okay? Sasuke isn't worth losing three of our best ninja's over"

Beeming at the praise, Naruto nodded his head energetically "Sure thing Anko-chan." He didn't notice Anko blush as he started to walk past her "And don't you worry, we'll give Orochimaru a good hit for ya"

Whirling around to say something to him, Anko found herself stopped by Sakura's gently hand "Don't worry Anko-chan,... we're going to be fine. We'll bring Sasuke back no matter what"

Feeling the words die on her lips, Anko nodded her head and started from the group, a healthy blush on her cheeks -That wasn't it Sakura,... I was going to say something to Naruto,...- she frowned for a moment as the words rang through her head -Am I really as demented as everyone believes, that I was going to say I loved Naruto's blood?- shaking her head as she fought back tears long overdue, Anko pushed through a crowd of drunks.

Being pushed aside, one of the drunks grabbed Anko by her wrist and forcefully pulled her back "What the hell do you think your doing bitch! You should apologize properly when you bump into someone!"

Not even really listening, Anko turned and glared at the person holding her hand, as her breath caught "S-Seima?" The person before her was easily six feet tall, with white hair that reached the small of his back. Oddly that wasn't the most noticeable feature about him, as pure black eyes stared at her "I-I thought you were dead!"

Blinking at the, obviously, crazy woman, 'Seima' released her hold and glared "Who the hell is this Seima guy?" Looking at Anko up and down, he gained a slight lecherous grin "If you wanted to have a night with him, I'm more than willing to be him"

Twisting effortlessly on the wrist of her offender, Anko sent the man flipping forward "Don't be stupid, Seima is more man than any of you could ever be"

Getting to his feet quickly, the man took the side of his friends, who all proceeded to pull out daggers "Too bad bitch, your the one who brought this upon yourself!"

Staring as they all held the daggers amateurishly, Anko let out a bark of laughter "You think you guys are all that?" She reached into her trenchcoat, and pulled it back out revealing her Konoha shinobi headband. Taking her time, Anko placed it around her forehead and tightened it before placing her hands inside of her pockets once more "Whenever your ready"

A bit taken back when she had put on the headband, the men were now outraged as she took no attempt at making this serious "DIE!"

Anko moved with a fluidness not seen before out of the once cursed shinobi, as she found herself behind the men before they even realized what had happened "I don't like it when people call me a bitch" she smiled cruely as the drunk who touched her, twisted his head to look at her, shock evident on his face. Before he could even react, Anko had plunged a Kunai into the man's shoulder blade, causing him to scream in anguish. Pulling the kunai out of the man's shoulder, Anko gave a girlish giggle as his life blood spilled out onto her hand, coating it in red "Now leave before I decide to redecorate with your entrails"

The guys stared at her for a moment, before Anko had flashed her dagger once more, causing them men to stumble over each other to get away, but not before calling out "You crazy bitch! You wait and see, I'll get back at you!"

Looking at the kunai in her hand, before looking at the man's retreating form, Anko shrugged and let it fly -please hit him,... pleaaassseeee- she gave a small triumphant cry "Yes!". Whistling a small tune to herself as she started to walk away, she noticed a small bath house off to the corner "Hmm,... I haven't been to a bathhouse in a while" she walked into the building and before she even reached the women's side, was already stripping her clothes off. Of course, she had fishnets on, so it's not like they got a GOOD look at her naughty bits. Giving a cat like smile as she slinked past the lockers, where she had deposited her clothing, and sat on one of the stools. Looking in the mirror, Anko gave a small smile as her body shone in the mist of the bath. She looked across her body with a sigh as she hefted one breast in her hand -Damn,... I wonder if these small things are the cause- little did she know that her breasts were considered fairly large among the group of woman, but she constantly compared them to Tsunade's own.

Watching the woman fondle herself without shame, Kurenai sighed out loud "Honestly woman,... you would think you like to masturbate in public"

Whirling around to stare at Kurenai as she stood behind her, a small smile on her face, Anko growled "What the hell would you know, you have Asuma!"

Blinking at the outburst, Kurenai leaned down beside the beautiful woman, placing a hand on her shoulder "Bad day?"

Still a bit steamed, but calming down, Anko nodded "Yeah,... How do you and Tsunade do it?"

Giving her a questioning look, Kurenai pulled up another stool and sat on it, her legs crossing out of habbit "Do what?"

Eyeing the woman before her in somewhat dismay, Anko sighed "How do you and Tsunade manage to get all the men chasing after you." She wanted to cry at the injustice of it all, but knowing it would be useless "I haven't had a date in years, and all the men who DO want men, tend to be psychotic!"

Giving a musical laugh, Kurenai shook her head "You don't honestly believe that do you?" Seeing Anko nod, but not looking at her anymore, Kurenai sighed "Anko-chan,... listen,... you have a LOT of guys that want nothing more than to be with you. However,..." Seeing the hopefulness in her eyes as she was looking at her now, Kurenai sighed "You need to stop hurting the ones you love. It's not a natural love"

Biting her lip gently, Anko pouted "But it is how I was taught!" She waved her hand toward the other women in the bath house, some who were watching with curiosity "Do you think I had a normal life like some of these women?! I didn't! I grew up around death, pain, torture and abuse!" She frowned to herself as she felt hot splashes cascading down her cheeks "Damnit,... I don't like to cry,... crying is a form of weakness!"

Wrapping her arms around the emotional shinobi, Kurenair gently led them toward the bath "Come on Anko,... let's get in the bath and we can talk some more about it" Tsunade stepped into the hot water, a towel placed around her waist for modesty.

It took her a couple seconds before she realized she wasn't the only one there "Ah,... sorry,... my mind was a tad bit preoccupied. How are you all doing, Hinata, Anko, Kurenai?" Getting positive responses from them all, but a nod from Hinata, Tsunade smiled and was about to say something when there was a loud displacement of air above them. Looking up, Tsunade flushed in embarassment of being caught half naked so easily.

Half expecting it to be Jiraya, she was shocked when a pigtailed body fell toward the bath, but not totally hearing Anko say "Did that guy just fuckin' appear out of nowhere?"

The other women were content with watching the boy fall from mid air, and slam into the water, stomach first -Ouch- was the common thought. Seconds later the boy resurfaced and looked around, his face partially red, though you couldn't tell from whether it was the fall, or all the naked women gawking at him "Uhh,... I'm Ranma Saotome,..." Seeing them start to get angry, short of Tsunade, who just stared at him creepily, Ranma put his hand behind his head and laughed "Sorry about this"

TO BE CONTINUED!

Okay,... now,... I need some help with finding a list of Jutsu's that Ranma can be able to use. Personally, I see Ranma as a wind type with a secondary being lightning, like Kakashi, Naruto and Yondaime (think that's the 3rd hokage). I already know I want him to master Yondaime's Hiraishin no Jutsu (the one that marked Yondaime as the Yellow flash of Konoha)