Author's notes - Sorry about the multiple postings earlier guys,... Fanfiction dot net for w/e reason cut out my disclaimer of the Ranma chapter. So I had to screw with it a cpl times for it to finally take :P. Anyways, hopefully you guys will enjoy this one a bit more now that I have actually put thought into this, instead of sticking them all together. In terms of bloodlines,... I'm thinking of making it a Sharinghan type ability. We all know Ranma has an insane learning curve. What if he could see the PATTERNS of 'chakra' instead of the lines, or just instantly learning them. So that he will have to build up the required amount, instead of just being able to copy that person's amount to mimic it.

Also, I believe that Anko would act like this, mainly because Ranma doesn't know of what she is/does, so she would try to sink her claws in as fast as possible! lol!

Ranma - After Saffron Saga

Naruto - Same day Naruto and Sakura set out after Sasuke together.

Disclaimer - I don't own either Ranma1/2, nor do I own Naruto (not so 1/2). I do however wish I owned them both, then I wouldn't be stuck at work right now, I would be sleeping like the majority of the NORMAL people (it's 5:53am, and I work midnights last night) and yes, it's sad but true since I work a permenant swing shift (half afternoons, half midnights)

------------------------- The Terrible Trio ------------------------

Ranma stared at all the beautiful naked women in front of him, with a sense of impending doom on his behalf. He knew that his life was forfeit from the way they all seemed to be glaring hatefully at him, so he figured he might as well enjoy the view. Seeing a tall blonde with impressive assets, long flowing hair as well as a blue jewel on her forehead, step forward, Ranma braced himself "So,... Care to explain yourself? And for what reason do you have to peek on us?"

Blinking for a moment, Ranma stared at the woman with a bit of shock "Wait,... your asking me for a excuse?" seeing her eyes narrow a bit, Ranma stared blankly some more "wow,... Akane never asked for a reason,... she just struck me without hesitation"

Cracking her knuckles in irritation, the woman stepped forward "If your asking me to hit you, I'll be more than happy to"

Quickly recovering from his shock, Ranma put his hands out in front of him, nervously shaking them "W-Wait! I'll explain, though I doubt you'll believe me" Seeing her nod, although slightly, Ranma let out a breath of relief "First off,... do you guys mind getting dressed, or covering up or something. It's kinda distracting" He wanted to laugh as all the women in front of him started to blush before becoming a whirlwind of movement, and reappeared dressed and ready. Blinking in surprise, Ranma quickly brushed it off as embarrassed response. Seeing the irritation on the majority of the women's faces, Ranma swallowed and began his tale.

--- Three hours later ---

The woman blinked before staring at Ranma "So,... basically your from another dimension, and you can't return home for four years?" Seeing him nod, the woman nodded herself "I guess that's believable. My name is Tsunade"

Stepping forward, a glare still on her face, was another woman sporting a fishnet top that was almost see through "I'll listen to what Tsunade-sama says, but the minute you step out of line-" she blurred as a dagger was pulled from nowhere and brandished it against Ranma's neck before he could even react "You'll die"

Swallowing hesitatntly, Ranma nodded -This chick's crazy!- watching her pull her kunai away from his throat, Ranma allowed himself to breath again "Remind me not to cross you in the future, 'kay?"

Smiling at the pair, Kurenai stepped forward "My name is Kurenai, and like Anko said, what Tsunade says goes"

Tilting his head slightly, Ranma couldn't help but think of this as familiar "Is this a matriarch society? Like amazons?" He jumped to the side as Anko threw her kunai where he had been standing "Hey! what gives!"

Glaring daggers at him, Anko brandished yet another kunai aimed at Ranma "Are you insulting us?!?"

Standing to his full height, and dripping with hot water, Ranma narrowed his eyes "Where the hell did you pull that from! I just asked a damn question!"

Placing her hand on Anko's shoulder, Tsunade shook her head "Don't bother Anko, it seems as though he is telling the truth-" Seeing him smile slightly, Tsunade added "For now,..."

Growling a bit at being un-trusted, Ranma calmed down and let out a sigh "Damn,... it seems as though I never left Nerima"

Blinking at the unfamiliar name, Tsunade tilted her head to the side "Nerima? Wait, isn't that the village you came from?" Seeing him nod his head, Tsunade let out a sigh "Well, as far as I can remember, there's no Nerima in this 'time'. Just furthering your claim, unless you just made it up"

Ranma truly wanted to glare at the woman, but for some reason couldn't help but feel some sadness -Damn,... I really shouldn't have left. These crazy chicks make my fiancés seem tame- looking at Tsunade, Ranma frowned "Listen,... I just want a place that I can live out the four years training. Some place to ease my mind for a while"

Kurenai glanced at Tsunade for a moment, before nodding her head at the unspoken question "You can stay at the academy. We have dorms for students who are without a family"

Frowning, Ranma looked around "Is this some sort of church or somethin'?" Seeing Anko start again, Ranma reiterated "I mean, you guys take in abandoned kids?"

Tsunade let out a small frown before sighing "You'll have to ask them if you want to know. Their stories are their own, we just supply them with a means to live"

Giving a smile at the answer, Ranma nodded "Thank you,... it will be much appreciated"

Nodding her head, a semi-evil grin appearing on her face, Tsunade added her own terms "While you stay there, you will be required to attend classes as well."

The frowned returning onto his face, Ranma shook his head "No deal,... I want to learn some martial arts from around here, and be alone to train. I don't have time for school"

Giggling at the response, Tsunade placed her arm over Ranma's shoulder and pulled him close, surprising him by her sheer strength "This isn't your normal school Ranma,... we don't just give you homework to make you smarter. We are a ninja academy. We train people in the ways of assassination."

While he was surprised by the strength of her grip, Ranma brushed it away and glared at the shocked women "I ain't going to learn how to kill people! I ain't a killer-" A pain filled grimace crossed his mind as he added "not again"

Frowning at his response, Tsunade added a bit of Chakra to her hands and placed it on his shoulder, nearly causing Ranma to fall to the ground "Listen Ranma,... being a ninja isn't all about assassination. While I said we train people in assassination, it isn't only how to kill somebody. Assassination requires much more than just killing. You need stealth, speed, strength, cunning and chakra potential." She looked him up and down and was once more surprised when Ranma was using his Ki to keep himself steady "And it seems you've got a bit in the chakra department, if your still standing right now"

Lifting his arm, Ranma casual brushed off the hand and snarled "Listen lady,... I don't know what your trying to do, but I will NOT become a tool for you women to kill people." Ranma stepped to the side as Anko stabbed forward, narrowly missing him. Tilting his head slightly and dodging half seriously, Ranma sighed "Listen,... You won't be able to kill me. I've killed a god,... you don't stand a chance!" Ranma wanted to frown as the woman kept stabbing forward, despite his effortless dodging. He narrowed his eyes slightly as Anko began to form seals -What is she doing?-

His eyes widened in shock as a fireball came flying at him with her cry of "Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu" Jumping to the side, Ranma narrowly missed being turned into a human torch. Landing on the ground with a roll, Ranma looked up and glared at the her with utter hatred, causing Anko to flinch back as it felt like he had killed her.

Getting his breathing under control, Ranma stood up and continued to glare at the group "Now listen here, you know of my past, and using a fireball to try and kill me just pissed me off!" His mind reeled as the hand signals played back in slow motion, as he felt her energy flow as well. Making the seals just as quick, Ranma mimic'd her jutsu with a cry of "Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu!" Anko stared at the fireball with a great amount of shock, having previously read his chakra, and knew it to be impossible for him to pull off.

Seeing that Anko wasn't responding, and the fireball was screeching toward her, Tsunade stepped forward and slammed her fist into the ground screaming "Doton: Retsudotensho!" causing the earth in front of her to split upward, taking the damage of the fireball. As the dust seemed to settle, Tsunade stepped forward, intent on giving her a piece of her mind about using that jutsu, until she saw Ranma's unconscious form on the ground. Giving a slight smirk, Tsunade shook her head "Take him to the dorms,... leave a note that when he wakes up, he is to see me in the Hokage's chambers. Okay?" Seeing their nods, Tsunade stepped out of the, now, hole in the wall and continued toward her office, the idea of a bath long forgotten now -This boy is interesting,... I wonder what would happen if I put him with Naruto-

--- seven hours later ---

Ranma jerked away and slammed to a sitting position, instantly regretting doing so as he felt the world around him spin "Ugh,... what hit me"

Giving a small laugh, Anko looked at the motion sickened boy "You know,... it's been a while since I've seen someone as talented as you" She licked her lips slightly and gave Ranma a look that chilled him to the bone "I think I might like torturing you"

Jumping out of bed, and landing on the other side of the room, Ranma got into a defensive stance "G-Go ahead! I'll fight you with every fiber of my body!" Seeing her downcast look, Ranma gave her a smirk "What, did you think I would just give in because your creepy?"

Frowning when he called her creepy, Anko sat on his bed and looked at the ground -Damn it,.. even the new guy calls me creepy. I'm sure it didn't help that I jumped to conclusions and tried to kill him, but damn it he has no real reason to do so!- it never dawned on her that Ranma might take her idea of torture in a whole new context, so she just sat on the bed and stewed.

Seeing that she was attempting to attack him, Ranma let down his guard and looked around the room, noticing some small knick knacks and posters -Huh,... who's room is this?- he was about to step forward when he felt something under his feet tickle him. Pulling his foot back and looking down, Ranma blushed as his eyes came upon a black thong sitting on the ground "W-Who's is this?"

Looking up, Anko gave a small smile when she noticed Ranma's blush at seeing her underwear "That's mine cutey, we're going to be bunking together while you stay here, so that I can keep an eye on you"

It was then that Ranma noticed what Anko was wearing, and developed a healthy red blush on his cheeks -Holy crow! This chick's practically naked!- Anko was wearing only a black shirt, with the top three buttons undone, and her legs open in a way that Ranma could almost see her -BAD RANMA!- Shaking his head clear, and staring at the ceiling, Ranma whimpered out "Can't you get some clothes on or something?"

Pouting slightly, but smiling despite it, Anko couldn't help but tease him "What's the matter stud, can't handle a little flesh?" She stood up and walked over toward Ranma, her hips shaking with each step -Holy crap, I'm flirting!- she was so giddy about this minor success that she didn't stop where she intended, and found herself face to face with Ranma. Blushing a bit herself, Anko found herself having to crane her head a bit to look him in the face "R-Ranma" Despite his best effort, Ranma found himself looking down into her eyes, and shivered a bit. Whether it was because of her beautiful eyes, or because he could see down her shirt, Ranma didn't know.

Quickly backing up, Ranma pressed himself against the wall "A-Anko,... w-what are you doing! We just met!"

Not able to stop herself, Anko lunged forward and wrapped her arms around Ranma's neck, kissing him squarely on the lips -Whatever, this will be just like the others. I'll fuck his brains out, and he'll leave me like the others. I might as well have some fun- while kissing him, Anko's hands worked her way down to the hem on his shirt, quickly lifting it off of him. Despite that little breather, Ranma found himself intoxicated by not only her kisses, but by the smell of her shampoo as well. Smiling warmly, yet lustfully, Anko slid her hands behind his back and pressed her body against him "RA-N-MA" she delighted in the fact that Ranma was shivering her grasp.

Pulling away from her, his face engulfed by her lust "Anko, I can't! I just can't!"

Frowning at the fact that Ranma basically pushed him away "Ranma?"

Ranma started to panic when tears started to flow down her cheeks "H-Hey, it's not like I don't want to! It's just that I have fiancés at home I have to deal with, and I just can't get married here or they would kill me!"

Tears coming to a stop, Anko stared him, before starting to laugh "Who said anything about marrying you?" Seeing his confused look, a bit angry at being laughed at, Anko leaned her head against Ranma's shoulder "I just wanted to see how you reacted. To decide whether or not you would,... take advantage of,... women,... yeah"

Ranma frowned at her weak excuse, but smiled slightly as he pulled away "Whew, that's a relief. I don't know what I woulda done had we been forced to sleep in the same room"

Looking at the ground, having turned from Ranma, Anko frowned "Am I so horrible that you don't even want to be in the same room as me?"

Seeing her for the first time, as a woman, Ranma sighed -Kasumi tried teaching me about this, but I never understood until now- placing his arms around her from behind, Ranma leaned forward and whispered in her ear "Anko-chan,... you are quite beautiful. And to be frank, had I met you before all my problems, I would have jumped at the chance. But I just can't,... I'm honor bound to four other women, maybe even more"

Relishing in his touch, Anko blushed slightly and leaned back into his arms "But that is on the other world. Won't you return there in four years?"

Getting his breath under control as she pressed her back against his chest, Ranma smirked "Yeah, so whatever I do here will carry over into my time. Whether I want it to or not. I think you deserve someone better than me, who can't even give you four years. Hell, we just met, I don't even know if your someone I could love" He instantly felt stupid for saying those words as Anko froze "It's not that I don't find you unloveable, it's just that,... it's weird. But since my four fiancés, I just haven't thought about marriage, love or even having a girlfriend. I don't even know what having someone love ME is like."

Breaking free from his hold, Anko sent a deadly glare over her shoulder "Yeah, I know what your saying,..." Before walking to the door and leaving, slamming it on her way out.

Staring at the door, Ranma felt frustrations he hasn't felt in years as pain registered -Hell no,... sure I find her cute but I couldn't have developed feelings for her could I?- Little did Ranma know that he was in the first stage of recovering from his little sexual problem(1).

TO BE CONTINUED!

(1) come on, he has to have something done to him as a kid in order to prevent the need for sex! He has a female's body, never experiments to learn the finer points of a woman's body. And to top that off, he's pushed off a naked shampoo. That ain't easy.